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Last Chapter:

BellaPOV

"Tell him to get the fuck out, Edward." I yelled. He looked at me and then at his brother. Emmett sighed.

"No, we can't do that to him, Edward." Emmett said. I growled and grabbed the girls. "What the fuck ever douche bags."

Well there went my good morning.

Chapter 20: Three main parts to a Pixie's Plan

AlicePOV

I looked at my brothers in disgust. They were raised to believe that women should be treated with respect. They were raised to believe in standing up for whats right. For christ's sake my mother worked so hard to raise us that they could at least act somewhat like good men.

How dare they not kick Matt out. Hell, he deserves an ass whoopin'. The least my dear old brothers can do is remove him from our home.

Poor Esme, what would she say if she could see what her 'thought-to-be-gentlemen' sons were doing right now. She'd be disgusted, just like the rest of the sane female population would be.

"No we can't do that to him, Edward," my stupid dumb-fuck brother said.

'What the fuck do you mean, you can't do that to him? He fucking broke my best friend's heart and then he basically goes around taunting her for it. Cheating is one thing, but being cruel and malicious about it is a wholly different thing. And you're really not going to do anything about it, Emmett? If it was me, wouldn't you go all ape-shit?' I thought. I didn't voice my opinion out loud because I was waiting for Megan to say something, but apparently Bella couldn't stand it anymore so she said the lady-like thing to say in such a situation, "What the fuck ever douche bags." She grabbed Rose, Meg Pie, and Me by the arm and stomped dramatically up the stairs. She continued like this, still pulling us by our wrists (I dont know how she managed that since there are three of us and only one of her, but she did none the less), all the way up to my room where she slammed the door and locked it up.

She fumed past me and ran over to my bed, which she jumped onto and grabbed a fluffy pink pillow which she screamed into repeatedly. Rose, Meg, and I sat criss-cross apple sauce on the bottom of the massive pink bed and let Bella finish her little tantrum.

While Bella kept screaming into the pillow, the wheels in my head started turning as I thought up a plan that would give the females their much deserved revenge...

BellaPOV

"STUPID FUCKING PRICKS! JUMP OFF A FUCKING CLIFF AND SCREW SOME MORE BIMBOS WHILE YOUR AT IT! I-ER-RRRRRAHHHHHH!" I shouted into the stupidly bright pink pillow. That continued on for about thirty minutes. I finally calmed down and sat up slowly. Damn, talk about a head rush. I looked down to the bottom of Alice's huge bed and saw my girls sitting at the bottom. Megan was crying a bit. Rose looked pissed the fuck off and Alice had that evil-plot-in-the-making look on her face. Usually that face freaked me out but today it made me want to jump for joy. I know exactly what that face means! It means that We are going to get some much deserved payback on our so called "soul mates".

I crawled down the bed and sat indian style next to them. They all looked at me. I stared straight at my evil little pixie friend. "So whats the plan Alice?" I asked with an evil, creepy smile on my face.

MegPOV

"Well," Alice said. "There are three main parts to my plan. The first part, might be the most effective of all is, complete and total sex withdrawl. These boys aren't getting any untilMatthew is out of the house. A sub category to this part is that you must try to get them as sexually frustrated as possible and give them no release," Alice grinned. I wiped a tear off my cheek and smiled slightly. I was so glad that my friends were going to help me get through this. They mean so much to me. This rule didnt really even apply to me, because there is no way in fuck that I am ever letting that bastard anywhere near my lady bits EVER again.

"Ooooo, Alice I love the way you scheme!" Rose said excitedly.

"Oh Rose I'm not even done yet," Alice continued. "Part number two: Jealousy. For me, Rosalie, and Bella, bring up things you liked that ex boyfriends did... celebrities you fanasize about... Some hot dude you saw at McDonalds... Anything to make them feel jealous and uncomfortable. And for you, my precious Meg Pie, I want you to get a new boyfriend." Alice said waiting on edge for my reaction. I small smile formed on my lips and it slowly grew bigger and bigger. I can't wait to make Matt feel the fucked up pain I felt. I know it would be wrong to use some poor, innocent guy just to get Matt jealous, but fuck it was worth it. That motherfucker deserves to feel like someone to stabbed him through the chest and ripped out his whole heart because god damn he broke mine.

AliPOV

She smiled widely at me so I took it she liked my plan.

"And the last part of my plan... Is simply to do anything possible to make their lives living hell till Matt is out of our house." All of their faces were lit up with excitement.

"Are ya in?" I asked putting my hand palm down in the middle of our little huddle. Bella slapped her hand down on top of mine. "Yes, ma'am". Then rosalie put hers on top of Bella's "Yup!" Megan looked at me with questioning eyes. I nodded at her with encouragment. She smiled brightly at me as she slapped her hand on top of the pile. "Fuck Yes."

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