Sweet dreams
Chapter 2
"get ready everyone we are going to the beach "pein shouted everyone in the base went to get ready all the ukes wore swimsuits except tobi who wore shorts and the semes wore there bordys. In hidan's room hidan and kakuzu were getting dressed " I look fucking fat in this" hidan swore "no you don't and we are not buying another swimsuit you look absolutely fine " kakuzu said hidan couldn't do anything but blush at him "ww whatever fuckface oh I forgot to give this it's a lil poem " hidan said while running away and giggling as well so kakuzu read the poem and it said "rose are red violents and blue FUCK ME TO A WALL love hidan ps I really mean it douche bag" kakuzu thought for a while and to himself and said "so that's why he ran away I'll get him when he least aspect it. Tobi and zetsu were ready so they got the car and started driving the zombie were team were next to drive off then itachi and kisame then pein and konan and last but not least the art debaters. Zetsu was thinking that it was going to be a long drive a ahead the nearest beach was konoha beach "I hope nothing goes wrong at the beach I don't want cause attention " zetsu said " awww why do you have to be so mean to yourself " again zetsu didn't reply because tobi was stating the obvious again "tobi is a good boy right" tobi said happily "yes you are a good boy " zetsu said they still a long way to go .The others were ok in hidan and kakuzus car they were singing Louisiana woman Mississippi man of course hidan was lorretta lyn and kakuzu was Johnny cash
Kisame and itach were eating dango then kisame saw itchi eating shark fin soup that made kisame stop the car and vomit 4 times then kisame got a fan and ripped it "pay back is a bitch " kisame shouted then laughed so did itachi then itachi stopped laughing and said "what that ripping noise " " nothing "kisame replied . deidara and sasori were listning to opera and pein and konan well….. konan was giving head
End of Chapter 2
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