Dislclaimer:
Me:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Artemis:You`re evil!
Me:yes almost as smart as you yourself but you lost your touch Fowl!MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I don't own Artemis Fowl unfortunately,CURSE YOU EOIN COLFER!
Chapter 4
problems...
"ring,ring,ring,ring,ring,ring,ring,ring banana phone!"
"groan"
"ring,ring,ring,ring,ring,ring,ring,ring,ring,ring,ring,ring banana phone!"
"stupid voice recorded alarm clock"
"ring,ring,rin..."
"SLAM!"
"good morning Artemis!"
"UGH."
Now came the recorded message Foaly left Artemis which projects onto a wall of the room and is impossible to ignore.
"how was your first night in haven?"
"I barely got any sleep."
"GOOD?GOOD?"
"ELECTRONIC VOICE ACTIVATION,USER COMMAND 'SHUT UP'?"
"user command accepted."
Artemis had to literally drag himself out of bed just to put on his shoes,as he went to the kitchen he heard someone knock on the door,he walked toward the living room to the front door, only to smell something like a rotten skunk dipped in sewage.
"Hello?"
it was none other than mulch diggums
"Hello mulch"
"Artemis?"
"yes"
"Open the door!"
"fine"
Mulch was actually looking clean-ish today and the smell came from his feet
Mulch was the one that looked awestruck though
"stranger!"
"Mulch it`s me!"
"no!Artemis fowl is a mud boy!"
"Not anymore!"
Artemis told Mulch what happened
"oh,well that seems normal after all you are artemis fowl."
"Artemis saw the time on his annoying alarm clock that goes off screaming the banana phone song to see it was 12:53
"Mulch I`ve gotta go soon"
Artemis said this as he pushed both himself and Mulch out of the apartment
Holly's going to kill me!
yay!I fixed the problem of the chapters being put all in one page!