AN: Hullo! Thank you to all of my reviewers you guys continue to rock my fucking socks off. :) I just want to make a few shout outs to a couple fuck awesome people! Firstly, I want to thank my new Beta, Alice Cullen223. Hopefully with her help my story will flow better, and have less grammatical and spelling mistakes. Next, I'd like to thank my ex boyfriend, Matthew, for the inspiration for Matt's character. Last, but most certainly not least, I'd like to thank my dear old saucey friend Hawkins0513 for just being so god damn amazing and having so many great ideas for this story.

Oh and another thing that I have noticed is that I haven't put a bloody disclaimer on this story for awhile so I'll start adding that in every chapter.

Enjoy The Chapter ;)

Disclaimer: Twilight obviously belongs to Queen Meyer and not myself, so do not get confused by thinking that Edward, Bella, Alice, Emmett, Rosalie, Jasper, or Tanya(skank) are mine, because that would be very wrong. On the other hand I do own Megan and Matt's characters, thank you very much.

Chapter 22: Vagina Convos

BPOV

I quickly ran out of Edward's room and into my own, locking the door behind me. I slid down the door into a sitting position on the cool, hardwood floor. I leaned my head against the door and stared at the picture on my dresser. It was a picture of all of us: Alice, Rose, Megan, Jasper, Emmett, Matt, Edward, and I. This picture was from when Aunt Catherine had come over and we were all lounging around in the kitchen. Alice was sitting on Jasper's lap and talking animatedly to Rosalie who was sitting on the table with her legs resting on top the the chair Emmett was sitting in. Emmett was scarfing down the chicken enchiladas that Auntie Cathy had made and Emmett was definitely enjoying himself. Megan was sitting across the table from Emmett with Matt to her left side and they were holding hand. Megan had a shit eating grin on as she watched Emmett eat. Matt was completely absorbed by Megan's laughter and he looked in love. Edward was standing behind me with his arms wrapped around my waist and whispering into my ear. I had a lustful smile on my face.

We all looked so happy. We looked like the love filled family that we used to be. Now we were all torn apart and broken. I sighed and stood up. I walked over to my closet and looked for something to wear. I put on a comfy sports bra and boy short underwear. Then I put on some olds sweats and a Forks high t-shirt. I threw my damp hair into a messy bun and sat on my bed.

I felt really bad for leaving Edward just before he got his release. This was really low and dirty but I needed to get justice for my sister. I just hope that this doesn't last long because I really miss Edward and its not even been a day of our 'plan' yet.

I heard three short raps at more door.

"Who is it." I shouted.

"Uh... it's Edward." he said sounding really apologetic, but somewhat annoyed. Well damn straight he should sound sorry, he doesn't have the fucking balls to kick that dip shit out of his house. He also had a reason to sound annoyed, because his balls are probably in some real pain, unless he...uh... relieved himself. Wow, now there's a hot picture. Jesus self control, Bella.What? Edward fucking himself in a steamy shower, is what I call the definition of a hot picture. Touche.

I shook my head to get rid of the psychotic voices in my head and stood up to get the door. I unlocked it and opened it just a creek. I looked out the door and saw Edward. He only had a white towel which he wrapped around his waist. Holy fuck. His chest still had water droplets all over it which made his already hot body ten times sexier. His abs were absolutely delicious and the V his hips made had a trail of copper hair that disappeared under the towel. I knew exactly what that trail led to.

I felt wetness between my legs. Hot damn, what this man does to my vagina. I swear that stupid bitch, is going to be the death of me. Every time Edward and I get into a fight, she is going to make me come running back to him with my legs spread. Fucking cunt!

"What?" I asked curtly, looking back up to his face.

"Can I come in?" He asked. Why sure Edward you can cum inside of me anytime you want. In fact you can cum anywhere you fucking want, as long as I get to lick it all up. Shut the fuck up, you stupid vagina.

"Why?" I said, internally pissed at my lady bits.

"Because, I'd like to talk to you about what just happened." He said, his eyes turning a darker shade of green. Oh, you're angry with me Eddie? Why don't you punish me for being such a naughty girl. Wow slutty much? Fuck off, I'm a vagina. What do you expect.

"Uh, whatever make it fast, Cullen," I said walking back over to my bed and sitting on the end of it. Fast, just the way I like it. Dear lord.

He walked in closing the door behind him. He started pacing back and forth through my room. I watched him carefully. He suddenly stopped walking and stared at me.

"Okay what the fuck happened in there?" he asked.

"Nothing happened Edward, isn't it okay for a girl to suck her boyfriend's cock?" I asked feigning innocence.

"Bella, don't fuck with me. You left me with fucking blue balls. Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about. I know I was an asshole but I really feel bad about it and I am going to help you guys do whatever the fuck you need to to get Matt out." He said sincerely. I smiled at him. Maybe he could join the girls' team and we could get Matt out even faster. I jumped up and hugged him tightly.

"You mean it?" I asked.

"Hell yes! I'll do anything." He said smiling crookedly at me. Oh my god please let him fuck me, Bella. My vag screamed at me. I felt Edward's erection poking me through his towel. Well I guess it's time to help Edward get his release. I attached my mouth to his and then well... lets just say my friend down south got what she wanted.

APOV

"You saw what?" I yelled at Rosalie.

"That fucking trader, Bella, was fucking Edward in her bedroom." She yelled. How the hell could Bella do that? Doesn't she know that Hoes come before bros! Ugh! I am going to go and kill her. I flung my door open violently and marched over to Bella's room. I didn't bother knocking and marched straight into her room. Edward was hovering over Bella, and pounding in and out over her with his stupid dick. I jumped on my dumb fuck brother's back and started slapping the hell out of his head. He screamed in terror, because I just shocked the living hell out of him.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BELLA?" I yelled continuing to slap my brother. He stopped fucking her and tried to get me off his back but I just kept slapping him. He jumped off the bed and stood up, still trying to get me off, but no way in hell was that happening until Bella started talking. She looked up at me in shock.

"I. Uh. WE. ALICE GET OFF OF HIM!" She shouted.

"NO. YOU FUCKING TRADER! HOW COULD YOU CHOOSE HIM OVER MEGAN! WHAT-"I scratched his back with my fake nails"-ABOUT-"scratch"THE PLAN!"Scratch. Bella jumped on Edward from the other side and tried to get me off, but Edward lost his balance when she jumped onto him and we all fell over onto the floor. Edward's full weight was on top of me.

"I can't fucking breathe." I whimpered. Edward rolled to the other side so that he was off of me. It was then that I realized that they were both buck naked so I put my hands over my eyes. Its not that I had a problem seeing Bella naked, its just that Edward was my brother so it was kind of gross.

"Explain. Now, bitch,"I said angrily.

"Okay, so I did the whole plan thing and left Edward with blue balls. Then I felt kinda bad and he came over to my room in a towel looking all sexy like, then he told me that he was really sorry and that he wanted to help us with the 'get Matt the fuck out' plan, so then I was happy and then my vagina kept telling me that she wanted to get fucked so I felt bad for her so me and Edward had sex purely just to get her to stop complaining! I swear its not my fault, I blame my pussy." She extremely fast in one quick breath. Wow that was a lot to take in. But I completely understood now. We had Edward on our side which just left Jasper and Emmett on Matt's side. It'll be a piece of cake to get Jasper on our side, and then all we have to do is get Emmett to see what a fucked up asshole Matt is. Everything will be A-okay. I smiled hugely.

"Alright. You two get dressed and meet me in my room in five minutes. We need to talk strategy with the girls." I said quickly and walked out of the room. I didn't take my hands off of my eyes until I was safely in the hallway. Okay I had five minutes to get Jasper to come over to the light side of the force. Five minutes was almost too much time. I grinned evilly and headed over to Jasper's room.

MAPOV

I sat in Dr. Neimi's office. I hated this place, but Emmett had forced me to come. I feel so weak when I have to come here. The Dr. says I have a problem. But she can just fuck off because every guy has needs. Its just that mine occur more and are stronger. She stared at me waiting for me to answer her previous question.

"When's the last time you had sex, Mr. Claudio." she asked again.

"Two days, five hours, and forty-six minutes ago." I answered. Yeah, you might think I'm bat-shit crazy for knowing the exact last time I had had sex, but if you love something a lot, you know the last time you had it.

"With who?" she asked calmly.

"Carla," I said in a monotonous tone.

"Is Carla your girlfriend," she asked.

"No." I replied curtly. Why the fuck does she care.

"Do you have a girlfriend, Matthew." she asked placidly.

"Not anymore," I spat angrily. I bet this stupid bitch was just trying to make me see that I was a dickhead. Yeah, well fat chance sister.

"So did you cheat on your girlfriend with this Carla girl?" she said. I didn't respond, I just looked down at the floor.

"Mr. Claudio?"

"Yes, I did. Okay? Why the fuck does it matter?" I ranted. She scribbled down some stuff on her clipboard. She completely ignored what I had just said.

"Do you blame yourself, or your addiction to sex for cheating?" She asked.

"The addiction. It's not my fault that my dick likes to fuck. I mean doesn't every guy in the world just want sex out of a girl. I mean they'll say they love her, just so they can get a couple fucks out of her, then they'll dump her like yesterday's trash." I explained. Doc looked at me like I was crazy and then looked down at her watch. She grabbed a prescription bottle from the desk beside her.

"It seems our time here is up. Take one pill every day, it'll help you control your needs." She said handing me the bottle. I rolled my eyes and walked outside. I threw the pills into the trash bin outside her office. I wasn't some lunatic, I didn't need medication. I was completely fine. Somewhere in the back of my head I heard a voice say. No, you're not fine.

MegPOV

I was in Alice's room with Bella, Rose, and Edward. Bella explained to me and Rose about how Edward was going to help us now. I was really happy because I loved Edward and Bella's relationship, and I didn't want my failed relationship to get in the way of their spectacular one.

"Thanks, Edward." I smiled brightly at him. He grinned back at me.

"No problem. I should've been here since the beginning." He said sweetly. I love that boy, he's the nicest guy ever.

Alice and Jasper walked in through her door hand in hand. Alice's dress was on backwards and Jasper's shirt was untucked with his hair all over the place in a messy disarray. Wow. If there was a definition for a post sex look it would be them. I winked at Alice and she grinned back.

"Jasper is going to help us to." Alice said proudly. "Okay so now to get to the plan. Rose if you would please explain it to the guys."

Rose nodded. "Okay guys, what were going to do is get Matt as insanely jealous as possible. We are going to go out to a club tomorrow and Megan will find the hottest guy there and flirt with him. Hopefully they will start going out and then we will invite him to come stay with us. Therefore, Matt will get a front row seat to see what he could've had with Megan. Which will of course make him want to leave the house. The only other parts to the plan are to get Emmett on our side and make Matt feel just overall uncomfortable and unwelcome here."

"You guys in?" I asked Edward and Jasper.

"Totally." Edward said.

"Yes," Jasper said looking thoughtful.

"What are you think about, Jazz?" Alice asked.

"Well you said the main idea of the plan is just to make Matt as uncomfortable as possible, right?" He said.

"Yup." Alice responded still confused.

"Well, I think I have a great idea on how we can do that." Jasper grinned wickedly. Ooooh I liked the sound of this.

"Here's what we gotta do..."Jasper informed us on his ingenious plan. It was diabolical, it was clever, it was almost cruel. I loved it.

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