AN:Hello my lovely bitches! Again I'd like to thank my beta Alice Cullen223 and my saucy friend Hawkins0513 for all their help! I also want to thank anyone who reviewed my story! I love you guys.

Disclaimer: I, sadly, do not own and Twilight characters; that would be dear Miss S. Meyer's honor.

Chapter 23: Help from a friend

MeganPOV

After Jasper had finished telling us about his brilliant plan, I decided to get started on it. I grabbed my phone out of my back pocket and searched through it, looking for the perfect guy to help us out. I clicked on Bastian and hit send. Three rings went by before he picked up. Everyone was looking at me smiling and listening intently.

"Hey Bastian... Sorry for interrupting your Sex time but I need your help... You know my boyfriend, Matt" I spat the word, "yeah well he cheated on me... Yeah, I know he is a fucked up whore... Well anyways for my revenge I need your help." I continued on and filled my Buddy Bastian in on the plan. He was the perfect person execute Jasper's witty plan, he was almost even more excited then I was. "Okay... See you in a few." I ended the call and looked over at my friends. "Lets set up." They all smiled at me and we crept out of Alice's room resembling Mystery Inc. All we were missing was a faithful canine and a tacky 70's wardrobe.

We snuck down the stairs and I heard loud, Emmett-like snores coming from the living room. There was no site of dear old Matt, though.

"Okay guy, coasts clear." I said smiling. We walked into the kitchen quietly, as to not wake Emmett. In the kitchen I grabbed the corn syrup and filled a measuring cup with water.

"Edward do you guys have any white paint?" I asked him. They all looked at me quizzically, having no idea what I was doing.

"Ah, yeah. I'll go get it." He said in response. I tinkered around in the kitchen and found a mixing bowl, which I poured the cup of water in. Then I added the same amount of corn syrup into the concoction. I began stirring it.

"What in gods green earth are you making, Meg Pie?" Rose asked me looking disgusted.

"You'll see." I responded simply. She cocked an eyebrow but dropped the subject. Edward returned with a bucket of paint and I grabbed it from him. I got a spoon out and picked up some of the white paint and added it to the mixing bowl. Then I continued to stir it. They still seemed confused after I finished. I rolled my eyes and took a little bit of my creation into the spoon and drizzled it on Bella's cheek. She looked angry but then Edward's face lit up with intuition, realizing what this was going to work as.

"You guys its fake cum." Edward announced and I grinned.

"Good job, Edward." I said. Everyone's face showed understanding now, this would be the icing on the cake for our plan.

The door bell rang and I sprinted to the door, not caring if Emmett woke up anymore. I flung the door open and saw my dearest, closest 'guy' friend. I jumped up and hugged him tightly.

"Nice to see you ,hun, but your wrinkling the Gucci shirt." he said in his annoyingly high pitched voice.

"Aww. Shut up, Bastian and just cherish the moment! I've missed you so much." I said getting choked up in the throat. I really had missed him.

"Bitch don't get all emotional on me, your gonna make me blush." He said pulling back from the hug and smiling down at me. "No time to waist! We got a boy to ruin." He said.

Matt POV

I pulled up to the house after the Doctor visit and a mysterious new car was parked in front of the house. It was a bright pink convertible. Oh, so there's a new babe in the house. I shook my head trying to clear my thoughts and walked up to the door. I opened it and walked inside. I heard laughter and talking coming from the living room, so I decided to go join the party. Edward, Bella, Alice, Jasper, Rose, Em, and Megan were all sitting in a circle on the floor playing spin the bottle/truth or dare. Wow, talk about deja vu. But then I noticed another guy sitting on the ground next to Megan and Bella. He was, ah how do I put it, feminine looking? He had on a light blue designer shirt and tight black jeans. He looked up and saw me, then he did something that kind of scared the shit out of me. He winked. Ah... What the fuck? Does this guy not realize that we both have dicks...eww... unless he's gay. Then I'm sure he'd be aware of us both having the same sex organs. I shuddered.

"Hey." I said making my presence known to everyone in the room, and not just gay-boy.

Emmett was the only one that said hi and then I sat down next to him.

"I'll play." I said trying my damnedest not to look at Megan or the gay guy.

"Okay, well its my turn." Alice sang. She spun the bottle and it landed on the gay guy. I looked at him briefly and he licked his lips. I shuddered again.

"Truth or dare, Bastian?" she asked him. Wow, even his name was gay.

"Dare, skank." he said in a high pitched tone at Alice, making Alice giggle.

"I dare you..." she paused thinking, "I dare you to kiss Edward.

Gay-boy, or Bastian as they called him, had a shit-eating grin on his face. "Such an easy dare, from such a wicked little girl. I'm surprised, almost disappointed." He chuckled. He started approaching Edward. Edward had a disgusted look on his face. "Thanks Alice," I heard him mumble in annoyance. "Lighten up, pretty face, and enjoy the ride." Bastian said as he connected his lips to Edward. Edward's hands were balled up at his sides in disgust and after two seconds he tried to pull away, but gay-boy wasn't having that, he held onto Edward by his hair and sucked on his lips for dear life. I swear I saw Bastian's tongue enter Edward's. Edward shoved Bastian and he got off grinning and sitting back next to Bella and Megan. Bella was laughing her ass off as well as everyone else in the room, well besides Edward of course.

"Sorry, sugar, couldn't help myself." He said trying to sound sexy. I shuddered again.

"Okay, my turn." He said as he spun the bottle. It, of course with my luck, landed on me. Oh for fuck's sake.

"Truth or Dare, hotness?" He purred at me.

"Ah, dare." I said, instantly regretting it. God knows what this fag will do. He'll probably make me give him a lap dance.

"I dare you to drink this entire bottle of vodka in one chug." He said. I was surprised by the dare, because I thought his dare would be sex related.

"Easy." I snorted grabbing the vodka bottle from him and chugging it down. I spun the bottle and we continued on with the game. About two spins later I started to feel the affect of all the alcohol I had just consumed. I was getting very horny and very dizzy. I was fantisizing about fucking Rosalie and Megan at the same time when I finally passed out from the dizziness.

Edward POV

I grinned as I watched Matt pass out cold on the golden carpet of my living room. Part one of the plan was completed.

"Okay guys, he's out." I said. They all realized that he was passed out to and grins spread across all our faces accept Emmett's.

"What the fuck are you guys all smiling about?" He asked. Dear ole' Emmett wasn't in on our plan so he was utterly confused. He couldn't know about this or else he would tell Matt what happened, so I jumped on top of him tackling him.

"Tape!" I shouted at Jasper as Emmett continued to squirm beneath me. "WHAT THE FUCK!" Emmett shouted. Jasper threw the silver duct tape at me and I unrolled a decent sized piece and snapped it off with my teeth, then I put it onto Emmett's mouth cutting off his screaming. I flipped us around so that I was stratling Em's back and tied his hands up with the duct tape. Then with Jasper, Bastian, and Rose's help we lifted him up and threw him in the basement locking the door. Okay we were being a little drastic, but we could not let Emmett foil our plan.

"Okay, now for Matt." Alice said grinning. I threw him over my shoulder and started to walk up the stairs with him. The girls, Jasper, and Bastian followed behind me and Megan was carrying her bowl of faux jizz. We walked into Matt's bedroom and laid him on the bed. Next was the girl's turn. They all had scissors and they started sniping his clothes off until he was completely naked and there were shreds of his clothes all over the floor.

"Alice, how are we going to pose his body?" I asked.

"Put him in the doggy position." She said. I let the girls do that because there was no way in fuck I was touching that bastards naked body. His naked ass was high in the air and his face was facing the headboard, so that if you looked from the bottom of the bead, you couldn't even tell that he was sleeping. The only way you could tell that it was Matt at all was the big dragon tattoo that went up the back of his left thigh.

"Okay, Bastian, do your shit." Bella said and all of us scattered away from the bed, except Megan who took the fake cum and drizzled it all over the sheets. Bastian got naked and ah.. well he started masturbating to get his dick up and ready. Once he was hard Megan drizzled a little fake cum on the tip of his penis.

"Damn, Meggy Pop, that feels great. You might have to make me a batch so I can bring it home." He chuckled which made Megan giggle. Wow, this guy was a horny son of a bitch. But, I sort of liked him, not In a gay way, but in a friend way. Even though he did make out with me. I shuddered thinking back to when he took it so far as to shove his tongue down my throat.

He crawled into the bed kneeled behind Matt, while grabbing onto one of his ass cheeks. He positioned the tip of his dick at Matt's asshole. This was all to funny. Alice took out her digital camera and snapped a picture. Then Bastian entered his ass a tiny bit, looking quite disgusted.

"Im not even enjoying this, and usually a guy is good for me." He said sticking out his tongue. " I don't know what you ever saw in him, Meg." He said shaking his head. Megan shrugged and Alice took some more snap shots. After we were done with the pictures, we left the room. Well, all of us except for Bastian of course.

Matt POV

I woke up with a throbbing head ache. I tried to remember what happened last night but I came up with nothing. The last thing that I remember was being dared to chug down an entire bottle of vodka, but that's it. I suddenly realized I was naked. I looked over at the sheet next to my head and saw a white substance next to me. I looked at it closer and noticed it was jizz. Fuck, I slept with someone else? I pray it was a hot girl. I turned in the bed and saw something that horrified my further. This was scarier then the time Megan saw me sleeping with Carla, this was scary then going to fucking sex therapy, damn this was the scariest thing I have ever seen in my life.

"Why hey there, cowboy," a very naked Bastian slurred at me. He put his hand on my cheek and leaned into kiss me but I jumped up out of the bed and grabbed the sheet with me covering up my naked body.

"WHAT THE FUCK MAN?" I screamed as loud as possible. He looked confused.

"What no round ten?" He asked. The wheels in my head stated turning. Oh fuck, oh fuck no. Please dear Jesus let me not have had sex with this gay man.

"NO, NO ROUND ONE AND ESPECIALLY NO ROUND TEN!" I shouted.

"Sorry hun, you can't take back the past." He said shrugging and grabbing the hot pink camera on the night stand and handing it to me. I turned it on and saw a picture of me bent over and this guys dick in my ass. No, no, NO! I AM NOT GAY!

"I AM NOT GAY!" I shouted at him.

"No, not at all, sweet pea, your Bi." He smiled at me. "Well I think its time for me to go. He stood up and put a pair of pants on, then he put on his gucci shirt and walked out the door. He stopped and turned around. "You can keep the camera if you'd like," he winked and walked out.

I then screamed like a little girl.

Megan POV

I heard a high pitched, girlie scream and I knew that Bastian hadn't disappointed. I fucking love that guy. I heard an uproar of laughter from everyone in the house. I looked at the computer screen as I added the pictures from last night's scandal to Matt's facebook page. Ah, sweet, sweet revenge.

AN: Okay, tell me what you thought. Oh and if you want to see a picture of Bastian and the gang look at my profile page and there'll be direct links to their photos. Pretty please with faux-cum on top review! Thanks :) Oh And Happy New Years Eve!

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