MCD: Helloooo, people i have not greeted since the greatest calamity of our age invaded from the north! Just here to drop something off for my lovely friend Lightningidle, for a thing I did on tumblr that decided I could kiss it's ass. Here it is (fuckin' finally), spadey~ 3
warning!: This has absolutely nothing to do withmost anything, it's just for fun.
don-tbringthethunder logged on
don-tbringthethunder: Hey lightning
lightningidle logged on
lightningidle: yo thunder wassup? :)
don-tbringthethunder: Is it alright if I talk to you about my parents?
lightningidle: oh yeah man of course, feel free to spill, I'm right here
don-tbringthethunder: So you know how my mom and dad are complete opposites, right?
lightningidle: yeah, your dad's a pretty big frickerscribble and you're mom's a sweetiepie.
don-tbringthethunder: Yeah... it's just that, my father's really gone too far this time, and my mother had no say. I think I might just go insane.
lightningidle: oh shit, what happened?
don-tbringthethunder: A few days ago he kept comparing me to my brother... I mean, not that that's anything new, you know, especially since father think's he's the 'golden boy' of the family, first born, brawn over brain, all that horseshite
don-tbringthethunder: But you know how he's really like, Norse old-fashioned? Well, he's basically gone and named my brother the breadwinner of the family because of tradition and shit. T's like, now officially head of the family, which basically gives him anything there is to inherit when father's gone. He's going to make it official soon with a big feast and everything and it makes me feel like I want to toss them all into a frozen pond.
lightningidle: but that's so unfair! hasn't he been making it sound like both you and 'T' would have fair chance or like, 50/50 inheritance? and your mum can't do anything about this? it's making me upset just thinking about it :(
don-tbringthethunder: There is nothing she can do... Father has made his decision and his word is unfortunately final in our household.
don-tbringthethunder: ...Lightning, we've been friends for a long time now, almost two years, so may I ask you something?
lightningidle: of course!
don-tbringthethunder: If I were to do something completely and utterly stupid to wreck my brother's big day when father makes the 'inheritance' official, would... would you still like me? Enjoy my idiotic company?
lightningidle: ...I think I'd prefer if you didn't, but then again it's not like I can do anything to stop you. you're your own man. everyone does stupid stuff out of spite, things that hey don't mean. just... be careful, please? i would still enjoy your company
lightningidle: and that mean's you're not allowed to get killed by your dumb old-fashioned dad :) promise!
don-tbringthethunder: I promise :)
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(lightningidle is logged of, so she won't receive your messages until later c: )
don-tbringthethunder: oh shit shit shit buggering hores fuck
don-tbringthethunder: lightning, my prank wnet wrong
don-tbringthethunder: you problably won't hear frm me for a whiel
don-tbringthethunder: im not ignornig you, i would never ignore you im sory
don-tbringthethunder: im so sourry lighting im sorry, het took it too far
don-tbringthethunder: please pick up i want to spesak to you one lat time please
don-tbringthethunder: lightinig i am so sorry you can hate me all you want forget about the promis
don-tbringthethunder: theres so much i want to say to you, im sorry i m so sorry
don-tbringthethunder: im sorry imn th bad guy
don-tbringthethunder: goodbye lightnign, i hope we meet again
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lightningidle logged on
(don-tbringthethunder is logged off, so he won't receive your messages until later c: )
lightningidle: I could never hate you, please, please be safe
lightningidle: you promised you dumb norse sweetheart goddamit
lightningidle: please be okay
lightningidle logged off
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lightningidle: Oh my god thunder, please come back
lightningidle: there is some weird shit going on here in the US and I know you don't live here but i want to make sure you're okay
lightningidle: c'mon thunder, come back so i can scream at you about all the aliens and shit going on in the west
lightningidle: ...please come back... i hope you're safe, wherever you are
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lightningidle: oh my god
lightningidle: thunder please come back i am so scared right now
lightningidle: i don't know what your dad did to you but if you're tuned to the news you can see what's going on and it's scary as shit
lightningidle: there are fucking aliens in manhattan
lightningidle: thunder i am so terrified right now i don't know what to do
lightningidle: this is the stuff of nightmares and there's no one around to cry to and i'm just sitting in my room sobbing because hey life as we know it could perish
lightningidle: holy shit, holy shit, holy norse shit
lightningidle: oh my god, if this decimates the US first then i just want you to know that i may or may not have a gigantic crush(okmaybelove) on you because i don't want to die with this going unsaid
lightningidle: for my own mental stability i'm going to imagine that when your dad grounded you or whatever after the prank you pulled that he put you in an inpenetrable bunker from ww2 or someshit
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(don-tbringthethunder is logged off, so he won't receive your messages until later c: )
lightningidle: when are you coming back?
lightningidle: i don't know how much longer i can go without you
lightningidle: we had to evacuate that other day when i was panicking because some of the chitari alien guys made it out of manhattan and there was a state of emergency
lightningidle: but the avengers made it safe again
lightningidle: i wish i knew that you were safe
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lightningidle: it's like 3am and i've been writing shitty poetry in my head and i 've only just realized that it's suspiciously conevnient that we're thunder and lightning
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lightningidle: dammit turned of chat by accident
lightningidle: not that you're here to joke about it anyway
lightningidle: rude
lightningidle: i hate that stupid message thing that say's you're not logged on
lightningidle: i kknow he's not logged on stupid fuck or else he would be laughing at me right now
lightningidle: stupid cheery smiley face
lightningidle: yes smile at the desolation in my soul because the man i love might never talk to me again and i will never truly know his fate and it will haunt me for the rest of my natural life
lightningidle: worst idea ever
lightningidle: i never even got your number
lightningidle: fuck,m i dont even know your real name
lightningidle: you probably don't ven love me
lightningidle: but hwat if you did
lightningidle: though you probably didn't
lightningidle: what if you were married
lightningidle: or had a hot girlfriend
lightningidle: or what if we met up in real life and went ona roadtrip across europe and i attempted to play eye spy every hour and you would make frequent stops to visit insignificant tourist spots and i bought a different flavor milkshake at every diner and you tapped the the beat to every flolk song on the radio
lightningidle: what if i weren't up at like 3:43 am when i had work and classes in the morning waiting for a dream guy that;s just gthat, a d ream
lightningidle: fuck these martinies
lightningidle logged off
don-tbringthethunder logged on
(lightningidle is logged off right now, so she won't receive your messages until later c: )
don-tbringthethunder: I got your messages
don-tbringthethunder: I missed you every day
don-tbringthethunder: I thought of you constantly
don-tbringthethunder: I didn't know that you were going through this and I'm sorry, lightning, I am so sorry, so so sorry
don-tbringthethunder: I want you to know that I love you too
don-tbringthethunder: There wasn't anybody else, there never was, and with any hope, there never will be
don-tbringthethunder: I know I screwed up, I screwed up so badly I'm finding that I might not even be able to forgive myself
don-tbringthethunder: I caused you so much pain and trouble for nothing more than a prank
don-tbringthethunder: And I grieve for what I've done, maybe moreso than you shall ever know
don-tbringthethunder: But even if I never receive a second chance at your hand, you must know this;
don-tbringthethunder: I love you. I've loved you unfathomably for so long now, it's almost been three years
don-tbringthethunder: And I am a monster of a different kind, Lightning
don-tbringthethunder: And the fact that you may have once loved me heals this decimated part of me that I didn't know I wanted to feel after dealing with my (apparently adopted) father and family and everything that came afterward
don-tbringthethunder: And you weren't the only one thinking of the poetic irony of our screennames
don-tbringthethunder: For you are the light in my thundercloud
don-tbringthethunder: And you are the light, and the bringer of sound
don-tbringthethunder: I am an echo, false and yet proud
don-tbringhtethunder: And I am the aftershock of something more profound
don-tbringthethunder: And now I have seen that I have but followed
don-tbringthethunder: Instead of the victory, I've only wrought disaster
don-tbringthethunder: So I'll leave my love for Lightning
don-tbringthethunder: And hope she's fond of what comes after
don-tbringthethunder: Look at me
don-tbringthethunder: I'm not even talking to anyone but myself
don-tbringthethunder: This is what I've left for the world to remember of me
don-tbringthethunder: Some obscure computer code detailing a love letter and a failed romance in the vast reach of cyberspace in the eternally vaster reach of the universe
don-tbringthethunder: I am so far gone on you and yet unable to express it
don-tbringthethunder: Do you even love me anymore?
don-tbringthethunder: Will you give me the chance to know?
don-tbringthethunder: Will you love me if I tell you my secrets? My name?
don-tbringthethunder: If you ever are, know that I'll be waiting, even if it takes forever
don-tbringthethunder: I promise.
don-tbringthethunder logged off
lightningidle logged on
don-tbringthethunder logged on
lightningidle: I hate you
lightningidle: I hate you so much, you stupid, ignorant, rude, disappearing boy
lightningidle: I can't believe you!
lightningidle: What in Morgan Freeman's good god-playing name did you do!?
lightningidle: Do you have any idea how worried I was!?
lightningidle: I've been pining over you for fucking months, worried sick and falling apart quicker and quicker and you just up and disappear!?
lightningidle: and then you come out ff the blue and have the fucking nerve, the audacity to tell me that you love me? When I had finally moved on? I deleted this app off my computer! I turned off alerts and left my laptop for weeks ad wrote a draft for a book and traveled to a different state and back and made friends and ditched old ones and found new music and bought new clothes and i basically lived an entirely different life because everything. reminded. me. of YOU!
lightningidle: The only reason I even found out your sorry ass was back was because i left the message email alert on and I decided to check my old email!
lightningidle: I had left my password in automatic! For all intents and purposes, you were gone! Done! Zero, zilch, nada, sayonara, auf wiedersehen!
don-tbringthethunder: ..then why did you come back?
lightningidle: because i fucking love you, you stupid boy
lightningidle: but i'm not sure if i can
lightningidle: you said you had secrets
lightningidle: so spill. I can't make any proper decisions until I know the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth
lightningidle: are we clear?
don-tbringthethunder: crystal.
don-tbringthethunder: and I don't hold many secrets, I swear. Just... one, big, supermassive, obnoxiously horrid one that has the entire possibility of destroying... whatever we have, before it starts
lightningidle: i swear to god, thunder...
don-tbringthethunder: I'm sorry, in advance...
don-tbringthethunder logged off
I stared at the screen, dumbfounded. He did not just fucking log off? I felt like I was going to puke and take a baseball bat to my laptop and hunt him down, though particularly in that order.
Before I could do anything though, a frigid chill permeated the room and crawled up my spine. I shuddered and only then acknowledged the presence behind me. I whipped around so fast my neck twinged, and what I saw made my jaw hang loose. I forgot everything, my mind shutting down in shock and awe.
"Lightning..." Loki fucking Odinson stepped toward me as tentatively as some shitty anime protagonist finally admitting to their senpai that they loved them. I was so confused, the corners of my vision were going dark and my goddamn heart was pounding in my ears I barely heard the god of mischief.
"Lightning, it's me..." all of a sudden he was kneeling in front of me, and for some stupid reason it ocurred to me that I was hardly dressed to meet a villainous god (sweatpants and a baggy batman t-shirt, really?). I almst choked on my hysterical laughter, but before I could react properly (or rather, probably improperly) he'd taken my hand and pressed slightly chapped lips to the the back of it, sending cold chills all up my arm. "... I'm the Thunder," he smiled.
And for some reason, the only thing I could spit out before I fainted (totally unmajestically) on top of him was "dainty motherfricker." And then I passed out.