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"Hey Magnetman…" Deadpool said sitting on Colossus his new mobile bench.
"It's Magneto."
"Whatever, hand me your helmet. I think I might have found a use for it."
Magneto levitated his helmet to Deadpool as ordered.
"Good now Wanda your blouse."
"Excuse me!" she hissed making objects stat to lift into the air.
"Oh sorry me lady I meant give me your blouse please."
Wanda huffed but complied. He took her shirt and rubbed the helmet till he could see his reflection in it before throwing it back at Wanda.
"Yes some of my hair is growing back!" he beamed.
"How much longer do I have to play the guitar?" Lance complained. By now the soars on his fingers had sores.
"You can take a break Richter, but not you fatty. You need all the exercise you can get."
Blob raised his tired feet yet again. It amused everyone how Deadpool could consider this humorous.
"How much longer are we going to wait?" Sabertooth growled.
"All that growling will help you choke. Anyway we'll leave out … after some last minute preparations."
"Last minute?" Pyro repeated.
"Oh yes. Now Roadrunner fetch me some food. Magnoman get me some water with a slice of lemon," He said waving off Pietro and his father, "And Wanda dearest my feet are a little sore. Message them. Combustion since you're not doing anything how about you clean the floor … with your tongue."
"My what!" Pyro yelled at him.
"It's either the floor or in the ground. You decided."
Upset Pyro bent on his knees and proceeded to lick the floor with all he had.
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Gambit knew it was a bit early to go to the bar, but he needed a drink. Apparently Sabertooth still blamed him for Zero and that hot Asian chick's deaths and rarely left him alone. Good thing school was out.
As he sat on a barstool a woman came from the table to the counter to sit next to him.
"Hello." He said.
"Hi."
"May I inquire as ta why yer here so early in te day?"
"I needed a stiff one."
"Of course you do."
"Are you offering … to pay for a drink that is?"
"How could I say no to such a lovely lady."
Gambit got her a drink and they started talking about sports and other what knots when finally she sat her seventh drink down.
"Ok enough with the small talk."
"Small talk?" he raised an eyebrow at her.
"Do you want to screw me or not?"
"I'd love to …"
"But?"
"I don't know …"
"It isn't everyday a girl like me is at the bar."
"I shouldn't."
"Barkeep another round." She said, "And is that your pen on the floor?"
When Gambit turned to look she dropped something in his drink. After a few more minutes of small talk he finished his drink, but felt weird. In fact he felt like a sex deprived horny teenager and the woman he was sitting with started to look quite appetizing.
"Maybe I should take ya up on tat offer."
"I knew you'd see things my way." She said slapping some money on the bar and taking him to her hotel room.
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"Are you ready to go yet!" Magneto yelled at Deadpool who was once again staring at his hair.
"Patience my friend."
"We are NOT friends mutant." Magneto told him pulling his helmet away from his face suddenly. Upset Deadpool pulled Wanda from his feet up to his arms and put one hand across her chest.
"Have you forgotten Mags who runs this now?" Deadpool said tugging at Wanda's shirt.
"No, I have not." He said giving back the helmet so Deadpool released Wanda.
"Since you all look so bored. We will go now." He said finally getting off of Colossus.
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"Do you have the package?" Jane asked her assistant over the phone.
"Yes."
"Good, now bring it back here."
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The XMen were startled by the sudden earth movement.
"Like what is that!" Kitty squeaked.
"Probably vyour boyfriend."
"Like shut up Kurt!"
"XMen please report to the front lawn ready for a battle. Both the Brotherhood and the Acolytes are here as well as a new face. Be careful!" The Professor told them all mentally.
As best they could they made it to the front lawn.
"Jean knock Lance out, the rest of you leave the new face alone till I see what it can do! Move out." Scott commanded.
Jean sent a mental blast Lance's way causing him to fall over as well a stopping the shaking. Then Pyro started to attack the greenery which needless to say made Storm come out near ready to kill a person. As the automotive defense systems went off Magneto used them against the XMen easily hurting Kitty and keeping the rest on their toes.
Logan put Kitty back inside as he too joined the fight. Whilst bullets, fire, and rain covered the battlefield Pietro sped in. He opened all the kids doors and teased them so that they'd follow him out. None were skilled enough to actually hurt him, but none the less they followed him out to the battlefield.
Beast was trying to stop the weapons system but all he could manage to do was turn the bullets to lasers on stun mode which is what most of the kids received as they exited the building.
"Kurt, Rogue get the kids inside! Storm whip up a distraction. Logan … Logan where are you!" Scott ordered yet again as he was busy dodging his car turned weapon that blob had in his oversized hands.
Logan had started to fight Sabertooth. Easily occupied. On the other hand while Rogue went back outside for more students Colossuspicked her up easily and tossed her further from her friends on the ground.
"I am sorry for this. But once again I have no choice."
"Than neither do i!" Rogue told him as she took off her gloves and charged at him.
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Gambit awoke nude on the hotel bed. He wondered what came over him. One moment he was cool as a cucumber then the next he was like a bitch in heat. He just had to get laid. Which he did and he wondered where the woman went that was with him.
Putting on his clothes he realized the X-Watch he received was going off meaning there was a battle where his Rogue could possibly get hurt and he was sitting here basking in the affects of an afterglow!
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Jumping infront of Blob, Deadpool used his adamantium blades to refract Cyclops blast at Storm. Hurt she fell hard to the ground. Free at last Pyro scorched most of the topiary and started to send his creation at the mansion. Logan was still fighting with Sabertooth while Magneto was still having fun using their weapons against them.
Colossus was warned to keep his distance and used a tree to hit her hard. Once she was on the ground panting he picked her up and squeezed hard until she passed out in his arms, then retreated into the distance.
Scott tried his best to lead his team, but it was hard between managing the injured, getting the XMen in training out of harms way, and taking down the bad guys. And just when he was about to have his world rocked by Lance, Gambit knocked him out with a staff.
"About time YOU showed up! Where were you!"
"No time ta explain. Now where's Rogue?"
"I have her and Kitty escorting the kids in. You however need to help outside."
"777 huh. Didn't think you'd live this long. We're done here." Deathpool said as his group, plus Rogue, retreated into the distance."
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Lips rebound Deadpool placed the girl back in her cell.
"Good job Wade. It appears that I should have used you from the beginning." Stryker said to the silent Wade who's movements seemed all of a sudden more controlled.
"Jane tells me she has a plan for if she doesn't cooperate."
Deadpool nodded.
"Now go to your cell." He said still looking at Rogue.
Deadpool nodded and did as commanded with a slight smile on his face.
Licking his perpetually dry lips, "Welcome back 826."
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