Disclaimer: Again, I don't own Harry Potter or Doctor Who. I know that's a shock, but it's true.

Authors Note: Bow ties are cool.

The Doctor skipped down the street, giggling like a little girl. The Ponds, trailing by a couple of yards, exchanged a nervous glance. "Amy," asked Rory, "first, where are we, and second, are you sure he's sane?"

The "he" in question heard Rory, turning around, and skipping backwards now, replied "We are on a very cool planet called Skidloda, and of course I'm not! You don't simply live 900 years with minimal social contact and stay sane after all!"

Rory sighed. "Of course not." he muttered.

Amy laughed. "Really Rory, if you didn't know that by now, I wonder where you've been the last few weeks!" She looked up and realized the Doctor was starting to get too far ahead of them. "Doctor! Wait up!" she called.

The Doctor stopped and turned around. "Come on Ponds! I've got a surprise for you!" And with that he continued skipping down the street, now humming the tune to 'Party in the USA'. He finally stopped right before turning a corner, causing Amy and Rory, who were running to catch up, to run right into him. He spun around, grinning maniacally. "Now Ponds," he began dramatically, "you are about to enter one of my favorite places in the universe! It is a place where dreams come true and wishes are granted!" He gestured them around the corner, "I welcome you to," he announced, pausing dramatically as the building came into view, "THE BOW TIE, FEZ, AND STETSON EMPORIUM! Isn't it the coolest place you've ever seen!"

Amy facepalmed. "Well, it's certainly… interesting?" If nothing else it was that. The building had headgear of all types tied to the outside, and bowties of every color imaginable(and some that aren't) were attached to every available piece of space "Doctor, not that we don't appreciate you taking us here, but…" She gave a desperate glance at Rory.

"Uhh, yes" he began, "it's just that, um, we, um, don't have the… different… fashion sense you have."

The Doctor frowned and began to mutter something about humans in Gallifreyan. Suddenly, there was a rapid beeping from a pocket of the Doctor's jacket. "What's that Doctor?" asked Amy.

The beeping continued as the Doctor dug through his pockets in search of the source. "That," he said, "is a pager that I connected to the TARDIS to alert me when something's wrong. It's only supposed to go off in emergencies."

"We should get back to the TARDIS then." said Amy.

"Wait one second." replied the Doctor, holding up a finger. He dashed into the store, returning several minutes later wearing a Stetson, and carrying a box of bow ties.

Amy laughed. "What, Doctor, no fez?" The Doctor smiled, lifting his Stetson to reveal he was wearing a fez underneath.

"Geronimo!" he cried, starting at run to where they'd parked the TARDIS. Amy and Rory followed,sharing a glance, simultaneously wondering what they'd gotten into this time.

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