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Deadpool was pissed. That girl just had to run from him and take the baby! Even worse Stryker wouldn't let him go after them saying that it's best to let the child grow before interfering. Deadpool really wanted his plan to be perfect but now he had to choose between ruining his plans and killing Stryker now or getting her back without him noticing.

He was so upset in fact that he had struck Jane across her face at least six dozen times.

"Janie you have to convince him! Tell him something, anything that would allow me to leave."

"Do you not think I have tried!" she shouted slowly pulling herself off the ground, "Stryker says that you're to attached to them. We both know Stryker wants to kill 826 and keep the child for himself and even for your purposes don't you think you should at least wait for the kid to be seven or so?"

"Has it ever occurred to you Jane," kicks her hard back on ground, "That I might actually want to take care of my family?"

"You don't strike me as the fatherly type Wade. Never did, even before you became Deadpool."

"Well you see when you are used to losing things the things you have you want to keep closer."

"No one is going to hurt them. I'm sure she just went back to her friends."

"Ah yes back to Logan and those whiny power pups."

"She will be safe there for now so stop all your bitching."

Pacing back and forth, "I want to hold my son Jane. I want him to know he has a father … his real father."

"Are you really that serious?"

Deciding wether or not to hit her again, "I wouldn't be complaining if I weren't. Goodness, Jane find me somebody … anyone that works here that I can kill without Stryker noticing. NOW!"

"By your command Wade." She spat as she pulled herself back into her chair and began going through a list of names.

"How about her?"

"You already killed her father."

"What about him?"

"You killed him just yesterday!"

"That one." He pointed.

"Deceased two weeks ago; fatal heart attack."

"Him?"

"You killed him last Tuesday."

"Her?"

"That's a man."

"No it isin't."

"How about that one Wade. He's on a mission to Genosha right now."

"Perfect."

"And Wade. You better be back in thirty minutes or Stryker will have us disassemble you."

"As if he could. Don't worry your balding head Janie. I'll be back."

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"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

"Logan will ya leave te kid alone!" Gambit scolded.

"Please, my ears hurt." Rogue added.

Logan backed away from the kid. For some reason the baby would only whine for three reasons. Reason 1 he was hungry. Reason 2 his diaper needed to be changed. Reason 3 Logan was within range of him. And no one understood that third reason except for Logan who claimed it to be the fact that the kid had received defective genes from his father.

"Come here Jaques. I want let grandpa Logan scare ya." Rogue cooed. Gambit, on the other hand, didn't mind being the kid's father, but it scared him. Will he be a good enough father? Is he ready for this? Does it mean it's time to settle down?

It's no offence to Rogue and he does love his son, but it wasn't like he had nine months to plan and work this out. Parenthood was just thrust upon him. No one asked if he wanted to be a father. No one consulted him when his son was being made. Which left him rather intimidated and shallow on the inside.

And the even bigger question was was Rogue ready to be a mom. She insured him they made her read text, but he wasn't sure. Rogue had a rather violent nature, not that she would attack her son, but she had already gone through so much so soon.

And sometimes she was awkward. She didn't know you should breast feed your child in private. She didn't speak to the baby going 'boobooboo' instead she would talk to him for the most part as if he were her age.

And his bedtime stories consisted either of storybooks or her life with the XMen. She had even told the kid some of her choice moves telling him it would be useful someday. Just last night she described wrapping wounds to Jacques.

On the baby's part he listened intensely as if he actually understood what she was talking about. He tried to tell her to be more parentally, but it was hard to describe something he as well was not good at.

On the positive side the rest of them were here. The Professor had experience with kids. Kids liked him. Kitty loved to do all the baby talk and buying him clothes. Jean bought clothes too and suggested some works that are scientifically proven to help your child's brain power grow at an earlier age.

Jacques loved Kurt as if he was his favorite plaything and he didn't mind. Logan on the other hand wanted to try, but all he got was his sons' tears. So in a sea of all of this what was he supposed to do? He just wished the flight feeling would go away.

"Here hold him fer a minute Rems."

"Why me?"

"Cuz I said so."

"Where ya goin?"

"Ta te bathroom."

"Ta wash up?"

"Rems just hold te baby." She said and trotted off. A whole hour and a half later he was still holding the kid. His son kept looking at him like he expected him to do something. Thinking hard he decided to sit the kid down and show him some card tricks.

Jacques was instantly happy. Giggling and smiling ear to ear. Gambit picked him back up after the show and let him hold a card which the kid tried to put in his mouth when Scott walked in.

"Gambit you can't let him eat that! He'll cut himself." He said taking the baby from his hands.

"He's fine."

Ignoring him Scott took the card away and looked the baby over. Jacques did what he always did when he saw Scott. Stare at his shades very very very hard as if he was afraid breaking eye contact would make them disappear.

"Like how's JakJak." Kitty came in using her nick name for him.

"Jackie," Jean stressed using her nick name, "Is fine."

"JakJak Jean, JakJak!"

"I say Jackie!"

As they argued a loud crash sounded. Gambit told Jean to find Rogue and take the baby with her while the rest of them see what the commotion is all about.

Outside was the new mutant who was with the Acolytes the last time they fought.

"What do you want Wade?" Logan snarled at hoim coming from the garague.

Teleporting behind Logan, "To see my son and his mother."

"Ya mean my son?" Gambit asked.

"No Jane told me he was mine."

"Looks like this Jane person lied to you." Logan said.

"I want to hold him! Where is he?" Deadpool asked. Logan lunged for him, but he simply teleported on the inside. The first room he picked being the one that Storm was bathing in meaning he got painfully electrocuted.

Hurt he ran room to room calling 'his' son's name. all he was met with were more teenage mutants. Finally he opened a door to see Jean and Kitty. Jean was holding the baby to her, Rogue was asleep on her bed.

"I just want to hold him." He pleaded.

"I don't think so." Jean told him, "Kitty phase me now!"

Deadpool had instantly appeared behind her about to kill her, but she was saved with Kitty's ability. The two ran to the door on the opposite end of the room.

Deadpool gently touched Rogue's hair, "Why did you leave me? Wasn't I good to you?"

"No, ya always were whinnin bout how unfair life is ta ya instead of doin sometin bout it." Rogue said waking up and reaching for his arm. She missed as he teleported closer to Jean. Jean passed the baby to Kitty as Kitty phased them both through the floor.

Upset he was about to kill Jean when Rogue slightly ran up the wall nearest him and kicked him through the door.

"Thanks," Jean said panting, "Where did you learn that?"

"I watched The Matrix."

"Naturally." Jean said as she placed Deadpool in a bubble and flung him back outside where a very angry Storm in a shower curtain was waiting to finish him off. This time he was ready for her and moved, but not without getting hit by Scott's eyebeam.

Deadpool fell to the ground then when his watch communicator went off.

"Deadpool I told you to STAY here!" Stryker's voice boomed.

"I just wanted to hold him."

"If you wanted to hold a baby go to Christian's Hospital, now get your but back here!"

"No!" Deadpool said ready to attack yet again.

"Then you force me to do something I really didn't want to do." Stryker said from his end and activated a 'safety' switch that made him teleport back to his original holding cell.

"I told you to behave." Stryker said sighing, "Looks like the pool has grown far to independent Jane."

"Yes sir."

"I want you to fix him. If he disobeys me it will hurt him everywhere in his body."

"Of course sir. Should I route it through the nerve endings on the spine? His brain? Or from his arms?"

"I want it latched from thick skull and if he misbehaves I want it to hurt his heart. Got that?"

"Yes sir."

"Oh and Jane, no sedation."

"Of course sir." She said as she took a scalpel across his forehead.

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