Well, all I can say is updates will be slower, (due to college) but reviews would help alot too .

Bakura: Once you get to the good part, people will actually want to read more!

Marik: its like hunting, its boring waiting, but once you get to stab its like sweet bliss !

Me: O_o okaayyyyy...so read and review please !

Although disturbed, Yugi and the gang were interested in the rest of the story about Marik and Bakura's baby.

"They did it in the Shadow Realm?" Yami asked, assuming he figured out how this happened.

"Yeah I mean you guys don't have to live with the constant shouting or destruction of things! Anywhere but home! I mean they sleep WITH KNIVES!" Malik groaned.

"That's ... I don't know. I must say you and Ryou are very strong as a couple." Tea admit.

"And why don't you and Ryou throw them out? I mean, if they cause THAT much trouble, make them tough it out on the streets." Joey insisted , but Malik only sighed.

"If we did that then the population of Domino would be cut in half- it's better to keep an eye out."

Yugi giggled , knowing its true. They were a handful, and even Yami knew firsthand of the torture they can cause.

"How was the pregnancy stage? I mean when my mom had Serenity it wasn't fun!" the blonde boy admitted, although being too young to remember every detail.

Malik rolled his gorgeous violet eyes, and let out a huge UGHHHH.

"It was terrible. Well honestly they are pretty loving and nurturing to the spawn of hell but I was scared shitless that this baby would be cursed with a terrible life. They think all the weird stuff is fine."

"How did you and Ryou react? I mean its THEM." Tristan added.

-Flashback-

Ryou was getting ready for school, when he saw Bakura laying at the kitchen table with some Egyptian book, ginger ale and a small plate of saltine crackers.

"Yami, are you okay? You look really tired , do you need me to take care of you?" The smaller white haired boy asked feeling his dark half's forehead. Bakura, although hostile towards the boyfriend and Malik, gently put his hand over Ryou's.

"I'm fine. Just go to school." Bakura was very short worded, which wasn't like him when he felt ill or irritated. Ryou knew something wasn't right, and noticed how he consistently told him and Malik leave him alone. Even Marik was sleeping on the couch!

"Kura', if you and Marik are fighting, just end it -"

"We're not! Ugh, I'm very tired yadounshi. I'm going to bed." He tried to get up and walk to the stairs. All Ryou did was watch, quietly following Bakura, taking note of him gripping the railing as if his life depended on it.

"This isn't right one bit."

As soon as Bakura fell onto the bed he usually shared with Marik, Ryou intruded.

"How many times do -"

"ENOUGH! Something is wrong with you Kura'! You ignore me , you sleep almost 20 hours a day, you're not eating ! I make you your favorite steaks and your always throwing up , claiming you have a 'bug' but really? Who on earth has a stomach flu for two months?! " the British teen was determined to find out. Sure, Bakura could be an asshole and once previously abused his body when they shared , but he was still family in his eyes.

Bakura got up, with an expressionless gaze. Ryou wasn't sure if he was about to swing, stab, or start screaming, or the worst ; what if Marik had a curse going on?

Ryou flinched when Bakura reached out . But he reached for Ryou's hand, and held it for a good five seconds.

"Bakura?"

With a swift pull, he placed Ryou's hand on his stomach, and looked at him dead in the eyes,

"THIS is why."

DUN DUN DUN !

So Ryou learns about it first.

Malik will shortly find out, but this is Malik telling the gang about Bakura being pregnant. I already said this story is not going to be detailing the whole "pregnancy", just highlight the aspects so we can watch the bundle of joy terrorize the world.

Bakura: by the Gods please don't put my name and the p word TOGETHER.

Me: Bakura being pregnant?

Bakura: REVIEW AND READ WHATEVER ORDER YOU MORTALS USE.