"The Voting has now closed. The Sentence has been set. What is it? Let's find out:
No votes slain…
Two votes salvation…" Huntress opens the last envelope
"Four votes selection. The Judgment is selection!"
"Well, this is it." Peach says.
"I will scan every person for their sin power. This is no rigged matter. This will truly show who has done the most wrong in this world. Everyone's gauge will be ranked between 1-10, or 11 if the sins are off the chart. First, Mario." Huntress looks deep into Mario's eyes, and grins.
"Mario is a man who has saved the Mushroom Kingdom many times in the past, but at what costs? Before Mario was a plumber, Mario was a Ringmaster for a circus. He was a very cruel Ringmaster who abused his animals. One of them was Donkey Kong. In the end, this bit Mario in the ass when the same animal he tortured captured his girlfriend. His first girlfriend." Huntress says.
"Mario, what is she talking about?" Peach asks.
"Pauline. Before you Peach, he had a girlfriend named Pauline. Now, it would make sense to let it go, but that is the reason your "hero" didn't come so quickly. He was burying the hatchet with Pauline. In Mario's eyes, they are over. In Pauline's eyes, he's still her hero when Donkey Kong returned to capture Donkey Kong." Huntress continues on.
"Mario, is this true?" Peach asks.
Mario gives a simple nod.
"This makes Mario in some ways, good. But in other ways, sinful. Which is why Mario isn't the little perfect boy you think he is. As a matter of fact, that is one of the reasons he is innocent. Mario every single time must save Peach, which could become tiring for the poor man. If only the Mushroom Kingdom had better defences, Mario wouldn't have to rescue her every single week on a daily basis. Mario's Sin Power is: Level 3!" Huntress ranks.
Mario takes a big sigh of relief.
"Next is his brother." Huntress looks into Luigi's eyes, and laughs. "There is no doubt here. Luigi is a very kind and generous man who always care for his brother. Luigi at times might be terrified of the danger ahead of him, but he doesn't let that get in the way of the important mission at hand. Luigi might be so nice to the point where he can be a pushover, like from his brother in tennis…" Huntress pauses.
"Yeah! Why did you scuffle my shoes when I won the Tennis Tournament and laugh at me?" Luigi asks Mario.
Mario shrugs.
"…however, he is very kind and innocent. He is also not perfect, but no one is perfect. If someone was perfect, they would have a sin power of 0, which has never happened before. Luigi's Sin Power is: Level 1!" Huntress ranks.
Luigi gasps in surprise.
"Level 1? Wow, he is nice!" Daisy exclaims.
"Next is Peach." Huntress looks her over. She gives a faint smile.
"Peach in some ways is very… weak. Yes, Bowser might be big and strong, but in numbers, your men can stop him. Ever thought of that, Princess? Protect yourself with all of your men; make the castle impenetrable so that Bowser couldn't capture you anymore." Huntress suggests.
"I never thought of that." Peach says.
"That's because you aren't the smartest, no offence your majesty." Huntress apologizes. "You would rather call for help instead of defending yourself. A great example is when I told you about Judgment Day. You called for help instead of trying to run, or fight back. That's what you need to do, take fighting lessons! Fight back when Bowser or his son takes you." Huntress continues giving suggestions.
"I… never thought of that before." Peach says.
"There are many ways you can protect yourself, you just have to think a little. Peach's Sin Power is: Level 4!" Huntress ranks.
"I guess four isn't bad." Peach says.
"Next up is the Koopa Family, oldest first." Huntress observes Bowser through his eyes. Huntress sighs. "This poor man. Lonely, desperate, and repetitive. In most ways, people see him as very sinful. What all of those people haven't done is walk a mile in their claw feet. Low money, being rejected, and having eight children, including Bower Jr can really take a toll on someone. Even a big, ferocious Koopa like the King Koopa. Bowser, he's lonely. Yes, he has his children to lighten up a rainy day, but Bowser strives for a companion, which is the reason he captures Peach." Huntress explains.
Everyone gasps in shock.
"I…" Peach is speechless.
"On top of it all, eight children almost all the time becomes overwhelming. Money wise, time wise, and energy wise. Plus the fact that he spends the most of the time with his favorite person on the entire planet, more than all of the Princesses in the world, Bowser Jr. These two are closer than everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom can imagine. Even though most things are not seen by most of us here, some things are. Despite everything I listed off, Bowser has kidnapped a woman, almost brings a Kingdom to ruin, and almost destroys the man who tries to save it. Bowser is still sinned, but not as much as people think. Bowser's Sin Power is: Level 6!" Huntress ranks.
"I guess, that's not too bad, Papa." Junior tries to cheer up his father.
"You're up next, kid." Huntress glares into Junior's black beady eyes. Huntress smirks in interest.
"This boy is very interesting. Bowser Jr was born into a family of evil, and thus that is the path that he takes. However, unlike his father who charges in with force, Bowser Jr uses his brain instead. Bowser Junior is always outnumbered or outmatched by his foe, mostly Mario. With his IQ always on the rise as he grows older, he becomes greater at making plans for the capture of the Princess. His very first plan was almost an absolute success if the people of Delfino Island would have imprisoned him instead of sending him to Community Service." Huntress explains.
"Hey, why did they send you to Community Service, anyways? That's unfair!" Bowser Jr pouts.
"But no, is plans obviously didn't stop there. Bowser Jr has found many flaws in Peach's Castle defenses, and finds new ways every single day; new ways to capture the Princess, new ways to destroy Mario, and new machines to cripple him. I've seen him grow into the boy he is today. His intelligent plans only get better and better, which is the way it will stay. One day, Bowser Jr will finally succeed, all he needs is time. It seems like this boy has everything he needs, and that he doesn't have a flaw in the world of what I described! Except, that he still is flawed. As a matter of fact, Bowser Jr on the other hand is very flawed. This is the way I see Bowser Jr: He's maybe even more selfish than his dad, but he's also got a lonely side. What could all of this add up to one day? The world waits... and fears! That's right, Bowser Jr is lonely. You may think that he gets a lot of love from his father, but… that's not true." Huntress says.
Bowser Jr starts to choke up a little at the truth being spoken.
"I did say that he gets more attention than his siblings, but that's not saying much. His father slaves away at trying to make new ideas, new ways to capture the princess… new ways to not be lonely anymore. Bowser Jr is the kind of kid who needs a lot of attention. His siblings have gotten used to being neglected, but Bowser Jr… he can't get over it. He really wants to make his father happy, by making new plans to make him proud. Bowser Jr feels like… his love needs to be earned." Huntress continues on.
At this point, Junior is now crying. "That's… not true…" Bowser Jr lies.
"Please, kid. I read your mind, and I know your thoughts. Don't make this harder than it has to be." Huntress continues. "Bowser Junior is a very complex kid. His mind is full of new plans, thoughts about his father, and how lonely he is. Bowser Jr struggles on to make greater and grander plans because Bowser Jr hopes for the time when his father would stop making plans for a few weeks, and spend time with him. Junior and his father are both stressed, both innocent, and both needy for love. Little do they both know that they already have everything they need, right next to each other." Huntress finishes.
"Yes! Yes! It's true! All of it is true! I can't take the pain anymore!" Junior is now gushing with tears.
"Please Huntress, let me comfort my son." Bowser says.
"I'm sorry, I can't do that. I can't make any exceptions to anyone." Huntress says, still feeling guilty as Junior sobs and cries. Huntress continues on. "Bowser Junior's Sin Power is…"
Everyone waits for the ranking.
"Level 6." Huntress says.
"We both got level six? What does that mean?" Bowser asks.
"It means I would have to kill both of you." Huntress says.
This time, Bowser is the one to burst into tears. "Please, don't do this to me!"
"…but, I'm not done yet." Huntress adds.
"W-what?" Junior and Bowser look in confusion.
"It comes to my attention that while I was here, someone else deserves to be ranked. This bitch, here!" Huntress holds Birdo by the throat and she tosses him to the ground. "My final examination will be Birdo!"
Huntress looks into his eyes, and her eyes light into fire.
"Shit, shit! Put it out! Put it out!" Huntress screams. The flames finally go out and she growls in anger.
"This little devil is nothing but sin! First off, this is the most flamboyant male I have ever seen! Yes, face the truth; this 'woman' you thought he was, is a pure male being!
Yoshi almost pukes at the thought.
"He doesn't help anyone out in the Kingdom, he doesn't help on adventures, and he definitely isn't generous to guests in the castle! When Mario first met Birdo, he tried hurting him! That's right, Birdo was originally a traitor to the Mushroom Kingdom! Birdo has no good traits to use against any kind of situation! He spends the Kingdom's money, since he is an assistant of Peach, on fucking clothes meant for women!" Huntress screams.
Everyone gasps.
"He deserves to be punished!" Daisy exclaims.
"He is a poor sport, both when he wins and loses in competitions, and he doesn't deserve to exist in this universe! He was a complete mistake. Making love with another male, without even telling him! You lie, cheat, and steal to get what you want! Birdo's Sin Power is: Level 9!" Huntress ranks.
"We're going to live? Papa, we're saved!" Junior smiles at his father.
"We sure are, son. Now let's enjoy a great death!" Bowser laughs.
"Such a high rank deserves a very slow and painful death. Let us see what his death shall be..." Huntress changes the screen to multiple decisions. She pushes a button, and the list scrolls through. It lands on a picture of a Fireflower.
"A Fireflower Bonfire sounds perfect." Huntress laughs
Birdo tries to get away, but Huntress grabs her and paralyzes her, standing still.
"Please, please! Don't hurt me! I can change, you know!" Birdo yells in his raspy voice.
"That's what they all say." Huntress laughs. "Get the Fireflowers."
A toad shows up with fireflowers. She swallows the flower, and turns red.
"Burn bitch, burn!" Huntress laughs as she charges up her blast. She fires a gigantic blast of fire that engulfs Birdo into a blazing inferno.
Huntress manically laughs as Birdo's skin begins to melt off.
"Oh, my beautiful skin!" He yells.
"Oh for fuck's sake, even when you are burning alive all you care about is looking good!" Huntress facepalms, then goes back to burning him.
Birdo eventually burns up into a crisp and collapses to the ground as a burning corpse.
"Judgement Day is over, and Birdo has been released of his sins. He now lays in hell, regretting his decisions. Let this be a lesson to everyone here in The Mushroom Kingdom, for I will return in 100 years for the next Judgement Day! Pray the next Generation learned from your mistakes." And with that, Huntress opens her wings, pushes the tower into the ground, and vanishes into thin air.
Huntress returns to her lair, where a portal is open, revealing what happens next. "Let us see the aftermath..."
THE AFTERMATH
"Son, I'm… sorry. I shouldn't have been so caught up with trying to capture the Princess that I forgot all about you. I'll make it up to you. How about we all go carting, and get some ice cream after? Not just you and I, but the whole family. The Koopalings and all." Bowser says.
"That sounds incredible!" Bowser Jr jumps around in excitement.
"Well, you should have said that you had another. I understand; Princess Peach is a very nice woman, and I feel happy for you." Pauline says.
"It was nice meeting you, Pauline. And even though you two aren't in a relationship doesn't mean you can't be friends." Peach adds.
"You're right. I'll see you again someday, I promise." Pauline and Mario shake hands as Pauline heads off into the sunset.
"I… I only wish I could make things right with Birdo." Yoshi says.
"Don't worry, it wasn't your fault." Luigi pats Yoshi on the back.
"Luigi!" Mario calls to his brother.
"Mario, you called me to apologize?" Luigi asks.
Mario hugs his brother right there.
"I'll take that as a yes." Luigi laughs.
"That's right, I want this place to be guarded better. I want more guards around the perimeters of the castle." Peach orders to a bunch of Toads.
"Yes, mam!" The toads salute and get to work.
"Years pass and Mario with Luigi take a vacation that they could relax and not worry about any danger. Princess Peach set up high security to keep her safe. Robbers and other villains didn't stand a chance anymore. Yoshi went on by himself, hoping to find a real woman to love."
"Bowser and Bowser Jr gave up capturing the Princess, knowing that it was pointless now. Bowser and his family left their castle to also go on Vacation. On vacation, Bowser ran into a beautiful koopa woman from far away. They fell in love and get in a relationship. The whole family couldn't be happier. When they returned to their castle, they cleaned it up. With Bowser Jr's inventive mind, he made the work on repairs very quick and easy. Bowser and his girlfriend got married. Bowser Jr was the happiest person there. Bowser's new wife loved all of the children equally (though she had a certain special place for Junior) and they lived a very happy life together." Huntress says.
"And with that, everything changed for the world of Mario. Only for the better."
