Wonderland

A/N: Third Chappie! Haven't gotten any reviews, kinda depressing, but whatever! I promised that I would keep this one going, here it is!

Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story, just saying!

Pairings: Starting to be hinted at, but you'll find out soon enough!

"Ow, I really wish I have shoes and a shirt right about now!" Adam's skin was burning red, his chest and arms covered in scratches from pushing his way through the tangled mess of the forest. There were thorns and pine cones everywhere, which hurt like a bitch when he stepped on them. To make matters worse, he kept hearing strange noises, and he wasn't sure if they were animals or killers or maybe those ghosts that Brian has warned him about.

After another thorn bush scratched up his legs, Adam decided it was time to sit down and catch his breath. He had no idea what time it was or how long he'd been walking, but it seemed like an eternity. Luckily for him, there was a small clearing to his right with a stump in the middle of it, which Adam gladly claimed as his rest stop.

All of the events that had happened today were still very confusing. How in the world can someone shrink to a fraction of their size by eating some cookies? Or grow three times bigger by drinking some red juice? Where in the world had he landed? I must be hallucinating, or maybe this is a dream... Maybe somebody drugged me and I'm tripping on something...

"You're not dreaming, my dear boy. You are in Wonderland!" The voice started Adam, causing him to jump off of the stump and go into some odd fighting stance. He then heard a chuckling coming from behind one of the many pine trees, "Relax, kid, I'm not gonna hurt you, I'm just here to chat."

"Who and where are you?" Adam looked around but saw nothing but trees and grass. That is, until a big purple tail popped out from behind a tree, "Is that you're tail?"

"I don't know, is it? It could be your tail, it could be my tail. Maybe it's no one's tail, but it's not," A man stepped out from behind the tree. He was very peculiar, with that big purple tail and matching purple cat ears sticking out of his head. His hair was long, down to his shoulders, and was bright blue with a few blond stripes. The cat-man wore nothing more than a see though purple shirt and purple shorts with matching purple boots.

Adam was definitely confused now, both by the cat-man's appearance as well as the way he spoke, "Who are you, cat-man? What is you're name?"

"My name is Jeffrey, The Cheshire cat. I've been sent by the King to welcome you to Wonderland," Jeff sauntered over to Adam, putting his arm around his shoulders.

Adam tried to scoot away, but Jeff had a firm grasp on his shoulders, "Well, my name is Adam, Adam Copeland."

"So, this crazy place that I landed in is called Wonderland?" The blonde questioned, still very confused. Jeff nodded, a big smile planted on his face, "Who, by chance, is the King of Wonderland?"

Jeff giggled, taking a hold of Adam's hand, "All questions will be answered in due time, but right now, I suggest we take a tour of you're new home!"

"Are you telling me that I'll never get back to Canada?" The very thought of never returning home was both a horror and a pleasure. Not ever having to go to school again would definitely be a treat, but he would miss his mother terribly, even if she was a bit overbearing and pushy about his school work.

"Like I said, Wonderland is you're new home! You'll meet new people, try new things, and the best of all is that the King had chosen you, of all people, to live at his castle!" Adam could since a tinge of jealousy in Jeff's high pitched squeals, but disregarded it. He was just trying to sort through all of the news that was just thrown on him.

"That's enough chatter for the time being! Now, I must introduce you to some people who have been dying to meet you!" Jeff snapped his fingers and suddenly, both men started to disappear into thin air.

"Jeff, what in the blue Hell did you do?" Adam panicked, feeling for his stomach which had now disappeared.

"Relax, Adam, this is the best way to get around Wonderland. Now just stay calm, we'll be at our desired destination shortly," That was the last thing Adam heard before his whole body had disappeared, with only his footprints that were stamped into the ground left behind.

A/N: REVIEW PLEASE! Thanks! Peace, Mrs. DH Smith