Wonderland

A/N: Again, I didn't post on tme DX I'm sorry guys, I had a head cold and could barely get out of bed, so I couldn't update on time, I'm sorry! So, again, I apologize for my lateness and hope you enjoy this chapter :)

Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the plot :D

Pairing: I guess it's sort of gonna be revealed at the end, maybe, just a little bit...

"Give me back my toy you whore!"

"Don't call me a whore, you skank!"

That was what Adam and Jeff were greeted with when they arrived at their next destination, which was a little tiny house in a huge clearing. Two blond men were on the ground, rolling around and fighting over some sort of toy. They wore matching outfits in the same color. The only difference was that one of the men was a little bit heavier set than the other.

Jeff pulled the two apart, who were still scratching and pulling at each others hair even with Jeff standing in between then, "Would you two stop fighting for one second? Is this the kind of first impression you want to have for your guest?"

The two stopped their bickering and looked over at Adam, "So this is the new guy that you told us about?"

They ran over to Adam, tackling him down to the ground with a hug. The smallest twin introduced himself first, "Hey there, my name is Shannon! It's super nice to meet you!"

"I'm Jesse, the much more adorable twin, and I'm even more pleased to meet you!" The heavier twin smiled, getting up onto his knees to let Adam up.

The two looked like they were going to fight each other again if it wasn't for the presence of their new friend.

"It's nice to meet you both, my name is Adam," Watching the two of them fight reminded Adam of how he and Jay would fight over silly things. He groaned out loud, trying to forget about the past. If he was never going back home, he had to try and shake away the memories of Canada and his life that he left behind.

Jesse and Shannon helped Adam off of the ground, dusting him off, "We're so sorry about that, we just get really excited to see new people! Here, let us get you some bandages and make you feel better!"

The twins rushed off into the house, pushing and shoving each other in an attempt to get there first. Jeff rolled his eyes at how childish those two acted, "Why do I even hang out with those two?"

"They seem pretty nice, once you get past the whole 'sibling rivalry' thing," Adam smiled as they came running back out of the house, first aid kits in hand. Jesse pulled out some bandage tape while Shannon took out some brightly colored band-aids and a giant lollipop. They used up a whole roll of bandage and half of a box of band-aids, practically covering Adam head to toe in the stuff before handing him the lollipop.

"Do you think we might have over done it?" Shannon questioned, stepping back a little to admire his work.

Jesse shrugged, picking up both of their first aid kits and tucking them under his arm, "Naw, I think we did perfect for our first time. He looks nice and protected now, thanks to us!" The twins high-fived, which was the first act of brotherly love that Adam had seen between the two since they'd met.

Adam stretched his arms up in an attempt to adjust to the bandages, but was only met with the pain of arm hair being ripped off. He didn't want to offend the twins and cause another fight, so he swallowed the "ow" that was about to escape his mouth and replaced it with the lollipop.

Just as all four men had relaxed and started to chat, a horn was heard blowing from afar. Jeff giddily jumped up, grabbing Adam and pulling him around as he skipped in circles, "The King is coming, the King is coming!"

Jesse and Shannon squealed, dusting their clothes off and making sure that their posture was correct, "The King is so handsome, maybe he'll compliment us today!"

A parade of six horses came trotting up, pulling along a carriage that looked like the pumpkin from Adam's favorite fairytale, Cinderella. Behind the carriage was about four men, all dressed up in playing card uniforms, who Adam assumed were soldiers. The horses stopped so that the carriage door was right in front of Adam and Jeff.

One of the soldiers jumped off of his horse, opening the carriage door and shouting, "Introducing, the one and only King of Wonderland, Sir Randall of Hearts!"

A/N: I wanna thank JoMoFan-Spot, blackbear1020, and rebelwilla for all reviewing! :) Yes, Randy is the King! When I was writing this Sheamus hadn't won the KOTR yet, but Randy has always had that King-like prescence to him. Besides, I love Randam! So, I hope you loved this chapter, and I'm sorry for being late, again! Love you guys! ~ Mrs. DH Smith!