Kitty
'May 13
Like dear diary I tripped through like three floors and like landed in Scott's closet. I like found out that they meet secretly every Thursday night in Scotts room so I think there like going to like 'do it'. Scott was like emailing someone, probably his brother when Jean comes in looking totally hot like a Victoria secrets model…
"Eww I cant believe she'd watch people do it, tats gross."
"Well we don't know tat for sure Roguey."
She was sure that Gambit just wanted to know all the nasty details.
"Well let me read it then," he started to take the book when Rogue instantly decided to press on.
'Then like Jean asks "What do you think baby" and he's all like defensive closes his laptop and is like "Jean I don't think we should…" then Jean like pounces on him like a tigress in heat. Eventually he like pushes her off of him, he grabs his lab top and like slams the door in her face. Jean is like sooo ticked and embarrassed. She sits on the bed and crys. Tomorrow I'll like take her out for like ice cream to make her like feel better..
"Serves Jean right." Rogue smiled biting back a haughty life. Gambit rolls his eyes and starts to read hoping that Jean would eventually succeed in her plan.
'May 22
Hey Diary whats up! I like have totally been spying on Jean. Now it's like every night she tries to like ambush Scott. The last time she like almost succeeded when she like decided to use her powers until Alex like accidently walked in on them : ) (I sent Alex to Scott's room lol) Alex was like so dramatized and Scott has yet to stop like apologizing for it. And two nights ago I totally caught Prof. Logan goggling at Jean's near nude body….
"I knew he liked 'er." Gambit smiled happy that his suspicions were confirmed.
"Tat's jus plain wrong. He thinks of me like a daughter an Jean like well….."
"An he was callin me a pedophile. We better hurry along, lunch'll be done soon an it will look suspicious if we don't come down."
"Fine whatever." Rogue agreed flipping through other entries and pages full of 'I heart Lance' and 'I L-O-V-E- Peter' until she found one that mentioned her.
'June 10 Rogue's room
I decided I like was going to like take a stand and tackle that hideous Goth bedchamber that Rogue calls a closet. So like I made sure she was in the danger room to sneak into her room. As usual it was clean ( Like that's a sign of no love life) and made my way to her like closet. I could barely like see anything because there was like so much black in the way. It makes me like so mad that she wants to hide behind them so like I took a few black t-shirts, skirts, tank tops, socks, sweatpants, jeans and ripped them. 'Muhahaha. I left her like one cute purple shirt in there and a few green ones.
Then I saw some chokers which made me all like 'Darn you aint a flipping dog, get rid of these already!' and phased those into the wood boards between floors. Then I like went to her jewelry box. More chokers yikes! mentally pulling hair The like only half decent thing she had were pearls and that look is so like 1980's.
Then I saw that like totally ghastly make up. Sometimes I wonder what Gambit sees in her when she wears it. It's like looking at Mimi off like the Drew Carey Show, or like Mr. Mime off of Pokémon. I like hate clowns. So I hid some of her darker makeups and that purple lipstick! It makes her look like she totally like got punched in the face. (And she wonders why Scott was like never interested in her)
I know diary this is like a long entry, but it had to be said. This kind of reminds me of like the first entry I wrote in you about her. I like thought Rogue was some kind of vampire. Anyway I decided to like get rid of the evidence and I told her that like Gambit did it so that she'll like have less to wear and she like totally believed me! Mission Accomplished! '
Rogue was writhing clutching the diary with shaking hands. Gambit barely managed to pry Kitty's diary lose from Rogue's grip.
"Cheri it's goin ta be ok." He tried hugging her and she slipped through his fingers turning instantly toward the door and kicking it open.
"Where ya headin Rogue?" he asked already knowing the answer.
"Im going to beat her up, drain 'er, kill er,than stomp on 'er grave! Hey let me go." She yelled at Gambit as he drug her back to the attic.
"Let me go!" she turned on him and started punching him until they both fell to the ground with her on the bottom. Gambit was just inches from her face looking at her.
"Look Rogue," he said tossing a few strands of loose hair out of her face, "Ya don't need anyone ta tell ya if ya belle or not. Sides if Kitty can hurt ya feelings so easily wit jus a few words than how come ya cant accept that I love ya when I tell it ta ya face nearly every day?"
"I." she started distracted by his closeness.
'Ya know I thank ya need ta stop listnin ta these fools. The only one who really can judge ya is yerself so let it go. By the way weren't ya te one tat wanted ta read her diary in the first place." He added smoothly.
Rogue had thought of a biting response but couldn't say it. She felt Gambit's hands crawl across her arms and thighs as he pulled her closer to himself. Sweating she looked back at him again as his face moved closer and closer to hers.
SLAP
"Keep yer dirty hands off me." She tossed him off and looked away from him with a slight smile touching her lips. Gambit smiled back and the two agreed to move a few more boxes, join everyone for lunch (without killing Kitty), and back to the attic for another reading session.
Yes, it's true. I made Kitty mean or 'tell it like it is' which ever you prefer. Tell me what y'all think. Whose diary do I do next hmm …
P.S. Rogue and Kitty are still friends