Scott

After lunch Rogue had disappeared from sight. Gambit looked all over for her; under her favorite tree, in her bedroom, the danger room, the rec room, the garage, and the attic. In desperation he decided to check the showers in the hopes that she would be bathing. Naturally, she wasn't there either. He was about to ask Logan to sniff her out when he saw Rogue carrying that dead rat and tying it around Kitty's stuffed dragon as a bowtie. He also saw a suspiciously heavy object hovering over Kitty's bed.

"Rogue" He whispered shaking his head side to side then threw an explosive card to break the heavy object and carried Rogue over one shoulder back to the attic to finish their cleaning.

1 1/2hr. later

They had sorted more boxes. Rogue had found the Professor's parents obituaries and belongings in a few of them. His father died when he was only a baby and his mother died when he was seven leaving him her estate, wealth, and stature.

"It must have been hard on 'em." She said aloud to herself.

"I know what'll cheer ya up."Remy smiled sliding a stack of diaries her way. Rogue picked up a black one that looked more like a planner.

"How bout Scott?" Rogue asked and sat down on the floor besides Gambit and cracked it open. It was written mostly in black ink in a stately manner, typical.

'Log Entry 5-20-09

Once again Jean is trying to throw herself at me. I mean I'm a guy but I have feelings too. First she expects me to be her boyfriend. I know what you're thinking diary, 'oh Scott on t.v. you and Jean are a perfect couple' lies! Jean forced me to be her boyfriend. Sure it's nice to have the most popular girl at school love you, but I'm more into the sweet kind of girl. Terrain, now she's perfect. But, once Jean found out that I might like her she told me that if I ever even thought of her in a loving way again she would use her powers to make Terrain commit suicide.

I hate being a victim

"He don't like Jean? Hell I'll put up wit er over tis Terrain girl any day."

Rogue hit him with the diary and continued on.

'Log Entry 5-22-09

Jean had slammed me into my mirror three times then flung me on the bed. She crawled atop me with that mischievous look in her eye then used her powers to pop off my button and lower my zipper. Then she began to lick my ear and touch on my … well you know when Alex busted in. Alex! My brother Alex!

Scott's handwriting, although fairly neat for a guy, all of a sudden turned to scribbles and he missed lines. Indicating that he was either in a hurry to write or he was writing in the dark.

'Log Entry 5-24-09

I'm hiding in Kitty's closet today. Jean is always out to get me lately especially after Alex bursted in on us. Thus I've really tried to avoid her but for some reason she plans on making me hers. Damn it's like hiding from the freaking Predator! I do not know how much time I'll have to hide today. And I need to make amends with Alex. Every time I try to talk to him he goes pale and or stats to shake. I've tried to give him anything he wants, even my car, but all he wants is a first class plane ticket back to Hawaii.

"Well tat wasn't as funny as Kit's diary was." Gambit stood up and stretched his legs.

"Wat s so funny bout te firs one, I thank Scott's is funnier."

"Look all I'm saying is tat Failuresnot2try needs ta get er act tagether or she aint gonna get no mo reviews."

"Who the hell is Failuresnot2try?"

"Forget bout it. Oh an tommora ya gonna have ta clean te attic yaself."

"I don't thank so Cajun!"

"Look I have some … business ta take care of tomorra all right?"

"Wat is so important ta ya tat ya going ta abandon me? It's not like anyone's birthday is coming up or," her face turned from angry to inquisitive as she glided closer to him, "Wat ya gettn me for my birthday?" Rogue put her arms around his neck and as much as he wanted to pull her into him he refused.

"I don't know yet." He answered promptly.

"Are ya sure?" she purred coming close to him once again and resting her head on his chest.

"I said I don't know yet."

"Really?" She started rubbing circles in his chest still not meeting his gaze.

With a little less conviction, "Look Rogue when I find out I'll tell ya before something happens tat I wont regret."

"Regret?" she turned the full force of her eyes on him while using her hands to near rip his shirt off.

"Well I may know wat it is," he smiled back at her, "It has metal."

He began to grope her waist and thighs when he was caught off guard and flipped on his back.

"Tat's wat ya get for ditchin me tommora an my gift better hav wheels on it!" she yelled slamming the attic door and locking it behind her.

Please read and review. Yes I agree with Gambit, this chpt. Isn't as funny as the last ones. Oh well. Tell me what y'all thank and who I should do next.