Elf & Half-Pint

Like Dear Diary,

Mission get Rogue-and-Gambit-Back-Together-Again is like now in session. Kurt and I have noticed that they like haven't spoken to each other in like a month so were like gonna get them back together. Last night they damaged each other's property and like oooo get this! Gambit says that they like have a secret between the two of them that like Rogue didn't want me to know. I bet Gambit like proposed to her and she like told him no so he like got his feelings hurt and they like split up. Get it split up lol. Anyway their going to the mall today so like Kurt and I are like gonna follow them armed with walkie talkies and code names.

Like at first I was thinking something cool like Kitty Kat, Hello Kitty, Cat woman, Meow, or Cat Cora but in the end we decided to like go with the names Logan gave us. There already like are code names in a way although I was really feeling Meow in that smooth shmexy kind of way.

Oh Brother,

I've been trying to talk Kitty out of ze black an vwhite suits and sunglasses. I'm starting to vwonder if she's ok up there if vyou get my drift … either case I do vwant my sister to be happy an ze Cajun vwas doing that but lately they have been separate. Rogue jus looks so happy vit him so I am going to help Kitty get them back together.

Our plan evolves three stages. First, surveillance. Secondly, vwe will accidently put them together and third vwell vwere vworking on it. Kitty already told me about her tricking Rogue into expecting a gift from Gambit and I know how much he likes to spoil her so I vwonder vwat he'll get her?

Before They left

"Umm Rogue before you like go can I talk to Gambit in private for a while."

"He's all yers Kit." She said walking through the door.

"I'm not tellin ya Kit so long as Rogue behaves."

"Oh like no one's talking about that anymore. I was like wondering what you're going to get Rogue."

"I knew you were tryin ta trick me."

"So you're like not going to like get her anything?"

"Don't be stupid I'll get her something."

"Do you like need help because she likes that horrid Hot Topics and as much fun as I know it must like be for you to like shop for leather clothes for her please don't get her anything from there E-V-E-R!"

"I don know te leather skort sure does sound temptin …"

"Like Mr. Gambit!"

"Don worry you'll like it. Tat is when I get it." He grinned at her before walking out the door to go shopping with Rogue.

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