DISCLAIMER: I do not own Hellsing or Twilight.
Seras stood in the hall, watching as a girl shoved past several members of the Wild Geese. One of them accidently brushed her chest with his hand, and he instantly poured alcohol onto his hand to sterilise it, trying to get the ugly and sparkly germs off.
The girl stood in front of Seras. "Get out of my way." She said emotionlessly.
Seras smiled. "Hi. Is there something you're here for?"
Bella gripped Seras, surprising her. "Alucard killed my beautiful husband. I want to kill him for this." Bella still had no emotion in her voice or face.
Seras shrugged. "Well, Alucard isn't here right now. I'm holding the fort with Captain Bernadotte and his men."
Bella suddenly dived at Seras, but Seras caught her midair and threw her back to the floor. Bella stood up, still looking constipated and stoned, and ran at Seras, snarling while still showing no emotion at all. Bella punched Seras, before grabbing Seras by the chest and glaring at her jealously.
"You have a pretty face and you have a bigger chest than mine, but you're still single, when I got the best boyfriend and had to turn all the others down cause I'm so much hotter than you."
Bella pulled Seras forward and prepared to pull her breasts off, obviously in a spiteful act of jealousy. Suddenly, a blushing Seras changed, her eyes turning red, her timid expression becoming a smirk of joy.
Pip watched as Seras attacked Bella faster than his eye could follow, and before he could blink, Bella's torso had been separated from her legs, and was flying through the air while her legs simply fell. Seras then caught Bella's torso, ripping her arms off before punching her head off. She then threw the remains of Bella across the floor, before Pip stepped up behind her and gripped her shoulder. "Seras, save it for the Nazis, will you?"
Seras' eyes turned blue again, and her smile faded.
After several seconds, she nodded. "Yes, Captain. I'm ready for battle."