I H-A-T-E YOU

Nov 20,

I know something's up. Rogue has yet to insult Gumbo once this week in fact they have been sickenly lovey-dovey just like Scott and Jean were. They hold hands; go on dates, and Rogue's always ridin on the back of his bike never taking her own. Then for some unknown reason she just up and let Gumbo onto the team. Plus I know that she's been avoiding me. I KNOW Gumbo did something to her. Question is what.

I've been trailing Kitty and Elf cause I know they know everything and they think just because Gumbo got some new clothes Rogue has been all over him. I did overhear from Kitty that they practice kissing each other every day although it instantly knocks Gambit out. So I decided to hire a detective named Nancy Drew plus I know her father. Maybe she can figure this out for me. The agreement was for the small fee of $500.00 she was going to do it for free and I refused to not pay her, that she would do some snooping for me …..

My life has been hell,

I thank I'm gonna kill Remy. It's like everyday he comes up with something new fer me ta do. Like when we had diner te other night he told me I could only address him as dear. Of course the food was bland and I needed some pepper and he had everything spicy next to him. Course all the 'dears' ticked Logan off.

Then when we go on missions he had te nerve ta tell me I was wrong and to take cover. Me! And he want even leave me alone during school. That ass had to become my French substitute since something mysterious happened to . And we have to eat lunch together every day in the cafeteria. Not to mention he's the only one allowed to drive me to and away from school.

Course Kitty and Kurt keep following us around. But since Kurt is like a brother to me I kindly asked him to leave us alone and he agreed. Haven't caught him spying since then and the other day I caught this girl named Nancy going through Gambit's clothes. She said Logan hired her. I told her Logan already knows whats wrong he just doesn't know the wrong that's wrong.

Like Dear Diary,

Can you like believe that like my partner in crime like bailed on me! Kurt told me that like it was rude and stuff and that he like missed hanging out with Amanda. I miss him like so much I almost hope Amanda chokes to death giving him a blow job. It's like so hard to be me. The only other girly girl with some fashion since is in college and like my best friend has like been to busy with sexy Cajun guy to like go shopping with me and now Kurt wants to ditch me too! That is like so not fair. Kurt I like so totally diss-heart you now! :[

дорогой дневник,

I keep asking Kitty to go on date with me but she keeps says no. She tells me that Rogue needs guidance. She is always watching Rogue. It annoys me. I have tried to come up with a simple answer for this. I think my Katya might be what my comrade calls a lesbian. That has to be the only answer! Why else would she tail Rogue around and go through her clothes. Why else does she claim Gambit is ruining her life. It now makes since. Katya is jealous that my comrade is in love with Rogue and she with him. I shall confront Katya about this. I need to know if she doesn't love me because I am not woman! I shall write back once my mission is complete.

Dinner 8:00 Rogue,

Life has been so easy now that I have Rogue under control. I aint stupid. I know that it won't last ,but some of these days has been my top best. Teaching French to her … I meant the class is always fun. Who knew workin fer a crappy salary could be a good thang.

Problem is Logan hired this detective chick ta find out what's wrong with my girl. And this Nancy person has never came across a case she couldn't solve. Unfortunately, she already has a boyfriend so my charms wont work damn.

Je vous déteste Logan!

Wed. Morning

(A letter from Nancy)

Dear Mr. Logan,

I have determined through questioning all who are present that Remy is forcing Rogue to do what he says by use of an … incident that had recently occurred between the two. The details are a little skewed but from what I can tell it deals with a not so innocent scene in a black van and that Rogue does not wish for the girl named Kitty to find out anything. I hoped this helped and thank you for the money.

Best wishes,

Nancy Drew

Logan read the letter five times through. Gumbo not only took advantage of his 'daughter' but now he's throwing it all back in her face like it was her fault! Logan knew that something just had to be done. And he knew exactly what to do. Guy trip anyone?

xxxXXXxxx

Please review. I'm spitting out chapters like crazy today cause I have to send my laptop off to get fixed tomorrow so I want be able to update until I get it back!

So watch out there may be more chpts on the way soon! Have a good day/night :]