The Revenge of the Swamp Rat
Mansion,
Most yall thank I'm stupid ta exact revenge on monsieur claws. But I would like ta kindly give yall te middle finger. I would much rather beat em up since te only reason he won last time was by sneaking up on me. Instead I'ma hit 'em where it hurts.
They say all's fair in love an war an some battles are won without a need ta fight. So I'm just gonna use Rogue ta get wat I want. And when I want sometin I get it. I do recall sometin bout Kitty promising Rogue tat I bought a gift fer 'er…
Around A Christmas tree
(Yes time has elapsed)
"Guess what Rogue!" Logan smiled sipping some spiked eggnog.
"Wat Logan? Ya aint need ta buy me anything ya know tat."
"I know but I recall breaking the last gift I got you."
"Wat gift was tat?"
"The X-Van I brought you for your birthday."
Her eyes widened as horrid memories flashed across her mind of that cursed van. The only good one being the last time she spent in there with Gambit.
"What's with that look Rogue? Besides I got you a brand new one just like the old one."
"Jus like te old one."
"Down to the last timing belt."
Rogue wasn't one for crying but she felt her eyes grow heavier and her face turn red. Gambit placed a comforting hand on the small of her back.
"Oh like Logan she was like so happy to like get a new one. I mean like Jean you remember how fast it went?" Kitty giggled in sarcasm.
"Yes I remember Kitty. Her van was moving so fast in fact that I couldn't tell if my hair was blowing in the wind or not."
"Be nice Jean." Scott elbowed his girlfriend. Rogue glared at them keeping her tears in bay. Then Gambit decided now was time to exact his revenge.
"Hey guys how bout we all go outside an take a look at te van. I believe santa put some new snow chains on te tires."
Logan had forgotten to mention that so naturally they all had to go outside and take a look at it. Once she saw it again she knew she was going to lose it if they didn't return inside soon. Sure the snow chains were nice and shiny but she couldn't help but notice the new addition to the garage. There was some sort of vehicle being covered by a huge tarp.
"See Rogue the snow doesn't stand a chance against you're van."
"Yeah yeah yeah wat's tat under the tarp?"
"That wasn't there last night." Logan said scratching his head looking at the others who all looked equally bewildered.
"Like can I like take a look Logan?" Kitty asked. Logan nodded to her. What was the harm in moving a tarp. Maybe the Professor had bought another throwback English car.
"Wow like whose car is this!" Kitty asked. Underneath the tarp was a forest green 1965 convertible top Ford Mustang. Everyone was admiring it when Kurt pulled an envelope out of the center console.
"It is for vyou Rogue." Kurt said handing her the envelope.
Inside was a card that read:
Anna,
I'd like ta tell ya tis in person, but I thank you'd hit me first so I wrote it down. Besides te obvious fact tat I love ya I wanted ta tell ya tat yer te first girl tat I actually loved more than myself an I want us ta have a long future tagether. Take tis gift as a show of good faith
-mon amour
Rogue gently started to cry before she threw the card behind her and jumped into Gambit's arms. Logan picked up the card rolling his eyes. A few pretty words and girls start to bawl on their selves. Jean levitated the card away so that the rest of them could read it.
"Aww I lov ya too. Remind me I said tat an I'll kill ya." She giggled at him.
"So does tat mean ya like te card?"
"I lov it an is tat my card."
"Oui."
"Thanks Rems who wants tat crappy van when I got tis! I cant wait ta drive it when the snow's gone!"
Gambit's Diary
When she tol me she loved me I felt like I was floatin. Well I wasn't floatin … I felt lighter in all te right ways. At tat moment I had forgotten my plans fer revenge. Wit Rogue smiling like tat who needs revenge anyway? I wish she'd look at me like tat more often. She ran ta te car an sat in it ,but she was starin at me most of te time. I thank I was actually blushin an I do-not-blush. I make girls blush an Rogue got me.
It aint right tat a femme can make me so crazy. Later tat night she woke me up with a steamy kiss. We got it up ta ten minutes now. So yeah it was steamy … very steamy.
Rogue's Diary
It took me faever ta leave Remy's room. I felt like I loved him taday an maybe I do. Tomorrow however I feel thangs jus cant go back ta normal between us exactly. Like come on he just bought me a mustang an all I can thank bout is tat stupidly adorable 99 cent Bhallmark card tat he got me.
Wat's wrong wit me?
(notin) – :]
Oh an by te way if I did still care about revenge it was doux (sweet)
-Remy L.