Billy: Yo, Billy Joe Cobra here...with the next chapter of "Cobra Junior".
Anto: *shoves BJC out of the way* Get out of the way, Cohen. This is my story.
Billy: *raises eyebrow* But it's about me!
Anto *ignores Billy*
Hey people, welcome to chapter 2 of Cobra Junior.
Beforehand, I'd like to apologize for the sudden change of ages(meaning going from 4 to 12). But the idea came and I knew that I had to write it in this chapter.
By the way, thanks for the reviews.
I can't believe that you guys actually liked this story. It happened when I was thinking in an EctoFeature idea, but it ended up like this. I might do the EctoFeature thingy if this one turns out good.
Now, enjoy this hard work from a 15-years-old girl that just likes to spend her time writing fiction.
Billy: *in the background* buy my new album "Cobra"...and Christmas EP "Christmas With BJC"...and my workout DVD "Cobr-aerobics"!
Thomas Henderson rubbed the bridge of his nose, as 21-years-old Billy Joe Cobra threw another diva-fit.
It was the fifth time he had done it this day.
"Why the heck is my water hot?"He yelled, as he threw his water bottle to the wall."How do you want me to practice for the tour if my stupid water is warm and makes me want to puke? God, tell Bobby that if he keeps messing up...he'll be fired in less than a second."
"Did you enjoyed your tantrum, Cobra?"Thomas took a sip of his tequila shot.
"Wanna know what, mana-bro? I actually did!"The singer hissed, as he slammed his fist against the table."Because I'm like Miley Cyrus and I can do what the heck I want. I'm the star here and if you don't follow my rules, you go solo without this Brolo. Got it?"
Sixth diva-fit.
Thomas nodded.
"Just stay calm, Billy. This is real life...there are more important things than the temperature of a water bottle. Stop having this OCD panic attacks for every little thing. You, my boy, are a star...and even thought you deserve to be served on a silver platter. You need to control your attitude, young man. Because, next thing you know...you're a waiter in a fast food restaurant. Cobra, don't take things for granted."He continued.
The young man nodded, as he walked out of the office.
Billy laid on his bed, in his pajamas(which were only a pair of black sleeping pants with blue stripes).
He had been trying to get his 5-years-old daughter to sleep.
"Come on, kiddo."The singer yawned."I already read you 4 storybooks and gave you 2 cups of hot coco. Do me a favor and go to sleep."
Ariana shook her head.
"Sing me a song."She said, as she started to jump on the bed.
"Broney, I'm tired. My voice hurts like hell because I've sung all day."Billy complained.
"Are you kidding me right? Do you seriously expect me to go to sleep without a song? Who do you think you are Cobra? I want you to sing me a song or...off with your head!"The little girl screamed, as she hit him with a pillow."Don't you know how difficult is to be a kid of a world-known star? I want a song right now!"
Billy could only gasp.
Was this how everyone saw him when he did a diva-fit? Was he doing the right thing by teaching his daughter that throwing a diva-fit would make her get everything she wanted?
Ariana looked at her father's shocked face and pouted.
"Please."She begged.
"Alright, kiddo. But...no more diva-fits for you...and me."The singer stared at his kid with a stern look on his face.
The girl nodded and said:
"Sing the Snowman song...please, Daddy-Joe."
The girl had been obsessed with Frozen ever since it came out, and Billy had been "interested in the music for the movie" when he watched it. But to be honest, it wasn't the music in the movie what made him buy the DVD...it was the fact that BJC was an emotional guy and that the movie had made him cry so badly that he ordered Guadalupe to buy tissues.
Billy took his guitar and begun to play the song.
"I'll do my take on the song."He said.
Ariana stopped jumping on the bed and snuggled herself into her pink blanket.
"Baruch?
Do you want to make a song?
Come on, let's go and play!
I never see you anymore
Come out the door
It's like you've gone away
We used to be best buddies
And now we're not
I wish you would tell me why!
Do you want to make a song?
It doesn't have to be song..."Billy sung.
"Go away, Ariana."The girl mimicked her father's voice.
"Okay, bye."Billy mocked his daughter's voice.
Both laughed.
Billy then knocked on the bed's headboard.
"Do you want to make a song?
Or ride our bike around the halls?
I think some company is overdue
I've started talking to
The pictures on the walls!
Hang in there, Joan.
It gets a little lonely
All these empty rooms
Just watching the hours tick by...
(tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock)."He continued singing, while the girl yawned and started to fall asleep.
The singer once again knocked on the headboard.
"Baruch, please I know you're in there
People are asking where you've been
They say, "have courage" and I'm trying to
I'm right out here for you
Just let me in
We only have each other
It's just you and me
What are we gonna do?
Do you want to make a song?"He finished and noticed the sleeping girl in his bed.
Billy put his guitar on a chair and turned off the lights.
"Night, Ari-Jo."He whispered.
"You're a toolbox, Spencer."12-years-old Ariana glared at her distant cousin.
"Look, kid, I don't even know how Billy got me into this. But can we please get along?"16-years-old Spencer Wright rolled his eyes, as he put some spaghetti on a plate and handed it to the girl.
"Fine, lame sauce."Ariana muttered, as she started to eat her lunch.
"Did you feed Wendy?"She asked, as she looked at her cousin.
"No, that thing terrifies the shizz out of me."The teenager said, mentally remembering himself not to cuss like a sailor in front of Cobra Junior.
"Grab a piece of raw meat and throw it in her cage."The girl shrugged, as if it was the most normal thing in the world.
"How about I chop off my arm and give it to her?"Spencer snapped."Would that make you happy?"
"It might."Ariana grinned.
"Jeevster?"Spencer snapped his fingers on Rajeev's face, as the latter stared at his phone.
"Dude, LoLo just added me in Facebook!"Rajeev cried.
Spencer rolled his eyes.
"Can you help me? Junior is being such a harshmallow with me."He continued.
"Try doing something she likes."Rajeev responded, as he kept staring at his phone.
Shanila then walked towards them, with Mallory and Ariana following her.
"Hey, you two left us in the park for no reason."Shanila said.
Mallory, simply, nodded in agreement.
"Had to talk with Rajeev about something private."Spencer replied, as he casually ran a hand through his hair.
Mallory blushed.
"Your hair looks messy."She said, before she begun to fix Spencer's hair.
"Don't touch my cousin."Ariana pulled Mallory away from the young man, as she growled.
"How could you do that?!"Spencer cried, as he opened the garage door and went straight to the elevator."You know I like Mallory and you had to yell at her."
Ariana followed him, with a frown in her face.
"Because Little Ms. Her Majesty The Perfect Queen Of Perfectness was touching your hair. And I liked it the way it was."She snapped."She was hogging my favorite cousin."
"I'm your favorite cousin?"Spencer asked, confused."Then what's with all the 'toolbox' and 'Spence is such a lame sauce'?"
"Cause that's my way to show affection."The girl shrugged.
"I'll forgive you, if you watch a zombie movie with me."The teenager said.
"But I don't like horror movies. I feel uncomfortable when I see them."Ariana whined.
She then groaned.
"You just got yourself a deal, Wright."She muttered.
28-years-old Billy Joe Cobra sat in the hotel room, watching TV.
His phone then buzzed, meaning that he had gotten a text. Probably his distant cousin telling him that Ariana was alright.
He grabbed the phone and saw that Spencer had sent him a video.
He clicked play and was greeted with Spencer and Ariana's faces.
"Yo Spence Wright here!"Spencer said.
"And AJ Cobra!"Ariana stuck out her tongue.
"And guess what BJC? Some terrorists invaded your room!"Spencer cried, as he and Ariana high-fived.
Music then started playing, Billy recognized the song.
It was "Bromazing".
"I'm looking at the bro in the mirror,
I'm telling him not change a th-a-ah-ng
No way, it'll be any clearer
But it comes with being bromazing
He's the King!"The two cousins sang along.
The video then stopped.
Billy couldn't help but smile.
Hope you guys liked this chapter.
Notes: I made a tumblr for this th-ah-ng, the username is in my summary.
I know the second oneshot didn't make sense because it's doesn't have Billy(until the end), but the idea of BJC getting a video with Spence and Ari hanging out was too cute to let it slide.
Please tell me what you think in the reviews.
'Til the next chapter,
AntoRodriguez7(and The Cobra Crew).
PS: Edited due to wrong aging of the characters.
