Billy: Welcome to a new chapter of...
Anto: Don't even dare, Cohen. It's my story and I'll do the "AUTHOR's" notes. Got it?
Billy: Geez, woman. Chill, The Cobra is here to help you with the author's bro-notes.
Anto: *facepalms* You do the summary then, Cobra.
Billy:
Hey brofessors and darlings, it's the great and talented(and fabulous and quite handsome) Billy Joe Cobra.
In this chapter, we see the famous Cobra Throwback Thursdays, temporarily shirtless!BJC, me getting uncomfortable with my neighbors' constant fights, me singing deep music and me being an overprotective daddy...oh yeah and Ariana's in the chapter too.
Anto:
Please enjoy.
21-years-old Billy Joe Cobra grinned, as he walked in the dance studio.
It was his favorite day of the week, Throwback Thursday which consisted in playing old music and just not worrying about tours and/or concerts.
The first song in the list was "Fire Burning" by Sean Kingston, the song was kind of meaningful to the singer because it was the song he had sung when he auditioned for "This Country Does Stuff".
The producer of the show had told him that the show wasn't for a kid like him, that he should try to get an audition in a record company.
And thanks to that man, he was now where he deserved to be.
On top of the A-List.
"Somebody call 911!
Billy Joe fire burning on the dance floor
Whoa!
(Fire Burning, Fire Burning) What a Cobra!
Cobra
Let's Go (Hey, hey, hey)
Red One (Hey Hey)
Billy got that super thing
Hotter than the sun of south in Spain
Got me soon as I walked through the door, oh!
My pocket started tickle-ing
The way he dropped it low that thang
Got me wanna spend my money on him, him."Billy and the backup singers/dancers sung along and danced.
5-years-old Ariana Joan Cobra, simply, stood in the back. She was watching all the dance moves with awe.
"He get it, pop it, lock it, drop it,
That birthday cake,
Got a candle, need to blow that crazy flame away
Now take my red, black card and my jewelery
Cobra is cool like the fire, cool like fire."The backup singers/dancers sung.
Ariana giggled, those dance moves were quite funny and easy to do.
"Somebody call 911!
Cobra fire burning on the dance floor
Whoa!
I gotta cool him down
He won't bring the roof to ground on the dance floor
Whoa!
He's fire burning, fire burning on the dance floor
That little Cobra's fire burning on the dance floor
He's fire burning, fire burning on the dance floor
That little Cobra's fire burning on the dance floor
(Fire burning, fire burning)."The backup singers/dancers continued to sing and dance like there was no tomorrow.
"That body is a masterpiece
The order is one in every hundred years
But ain't no doubt I'm taking it home!
I'm afraid we'll blow them legs
Little Cobra's game is about to change
He'll be on covers over the world, world."The star sung.
Billy then took off his gray undershirt and twirled it in the air.
The song then stopped playing.
Thomas Henderson shook his head, as he drunk his usual tequila shot. He was standing next to the stereo.
"No Throwback Thursday today. The Wango Tango is 3 days and we want Billy Joe to look more cooler than the last time."Thomas said.
"Did'ya say that I didn't looked great last time, mana-bro? We had an elephant on stage. A motherf..."Billy bit his lip.
He didn't want his daughter to hear him cuss.
"A darn elephant. Hell, I even rented a whole zoo."The star looked at his manager with a serious face.
"Billy Joe. You were amazing last time, you were...more than amazing...you were incredible. But you still didn't dominate some moves back then, and now you do. So you'll be great as always."Thomas took another sip of his tequila.
Billy Joe tossed and turned in his bed.
He put a pillow on his head to muffle the sounds of yelling.
He hated his neighbors, because they were pretty pretty annoying.
Plus, they hit their kids...which was what was keeping the star awake.
He, Baruch Cohen, would never...NEVER...dare to lay a hand on his kid.
He swore he could hear the voices get more even louder.
The singer took a deep breath, he didn't want to waste his time with that people.
He got up and opened the curtain a little bit so he could see what was going on.
He didn't want to spy on his neighbors, but...they were interrupting The Cobra's sleeping time and he had the right to know what the heck was going on.
That, and he had worked his ass off in training today and he was really tired.
Billy heard one of the neighbors' kid scream in pain, and he simply laid on his bed staring at the ceiling.
"I won't be like that...right?"He asked himself."God, how can those people live in this world?"
He heard the door creak open and heard some sobbing.
"Daddy-Joe?"Ariana ran in and jumped on the bed.
She then crawled towards her father, who embraced her as soon as she reached him.
"I can't sleep."The girl sobbed in her father's t-shirt."That woman is scaring me. She's such a-a...a toolbox!"
Billy Joe sighed, as he brushed his princess' hair with his fingers.
"Want me to sing you a song from my personal music?"He asked.
The girl nodded.
He knew that his daughter loved to listen to his music, it always seemed to calm her down.
"Praying won't do it
Hating won't do it
Drinking won't do it
Fighting won't knock you out
Of my head
Hiding won't hide it
Smiling won't hide it
Like I ain't tried it
Everyone's tried it now
And failed somehow."He sung.
Ariana wiped her tears away and listened.
"So when you gonna let me
When you gonna let me out, out
And if you know
How do you get up from an all time low?
I'm in pieces
It seems like peace is
The only thing I'll never know
How do you get up?
Get up?
'Cause driving won't do it
Flying won't do it
Denying won't do it
Crying won't drown it out
What you said."Billy kept singing, as he got up and grabbed his guitar which was sitting next to his bed.
He turned on the lights and begun to play the song in the guitar.
"When I'm standing on the yellow line
Waiting at the station
Or I'm late for work
A vital presentation
If you call me now girl
Without reservation
I would try to break through
But if you know
How do you get up from an all time low?
I'm in pieces
It seems like peace is
The only thing I never know
How do you get up from an all time low?
I can't even find a place to start
How do I choose between my head and heart?
Till it ceases I'll never know
How do you get up from an all time low?"The singer was now dancing around the room, playing the guitar.
Ariana was still sitting on the bed, but was now humming some harmonies.
The smile on her face made Billy's heart melt.
That's when he noticed that the yells from the neighbors had stopped, but he decided to keep singing. Because if his little girl was enjoying it, he didn't even care that he felt like he was going to pass out if he kept dancing.
If his Cobra Junior was happy that was all that mattered to him.
11-years-old Ariana Joan Cobra sat on a table, eating her lunch with a girl who she had just met.
She was usually alone at the Beverly Beverly Middle School, but she had recently befriended her dad's manager's daughter Skye, and the two were inseparable.
Howard Calorie, LoLo's brother, walked towards Junior's table with a smug on his face.
"Here he comes."Skye Henderson mumbled, as she took a bite of her sandwich.
"Ah-ree-ana, you're coming with me to the Spring dance thingy."Howard slammed his hand on the table and smirked.
"No."The girl folded her arms and took a sip of her iced tea.
"Aw, come on, dah-ling."Howard said, as he ran a hand through his blonde hair."You know I only date A-Listers, and you...are the A on Amazing."
"Worst pick up line ever, Brofessor."Ariana got up and walked away.
"What do you want from me, woman?"Howard yelled, as he clung to Ariana's arm."Don't you see that you drive me crazy."
"No. You just want to date me because your cousin Jonah Tyler Taylor is obsessed with my dad."The girl closed her locker and pushed him away.
She then started to walk towards the art classroom.
"I'll take you shopping. Whatever you want...I'll pay for it. Just...go to the dance with me."Howard begged.
Ariana smirked.
"Pick me up at 6 pm tomorrow."She said."And dress up like a real boy, Bronocchio. You're not in Kansas anymore."
Howard looked at his clothes, he surely looked like he had dressed up in the dark.
"WHAT? Who have you the permission to go to that dance?"27-years-old Billy Joe Cobra yelled."And...and...with a boy? What was his name again? Henry? Harry? Howard! With the son of the guy that produces my merchandise? You're not going to that dance without Guadalupe."
"Alright, I didn't even wanted to go."Ariana shrugged.
"Too bad, kiddo. You're going."Billy stuck out his tongue.
The dance was a major fail.
It was boring, the music was lame and the snacks were disgusting.
Ariana stood next to exit, waiting for something interesting to happen.
"Well, hello Ms. Cobra."Ariana heard the snooty voice of Howard and cringed.
She did not like the idea of hanging out with someone so annoying as Calorie.
"Calorie."The black-haired girl nodded, coldly.
"So the dance is almost over, and I wanted to...give you a little gift."The rich boy grinned.
Billy Joe Cobra laughed evilly, as he sneaked in the dance.
For the love of The Cobra, he wasn't going to leave his baby Cobra alone with some jerk salad.
He hid behind a table and watched as the Calorie boy leaned to kiss his daughter, who looked frightened.
Billy reacted and jumped on the boy.
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?"He yelled, as he started to choke Howard."YOU JUST DON'T TREAT A LADY LIKE THAT! She obviously didn't wanted to kiss you!"
Howard then started to gasp for air.
Billy let go of the boy.
"You mess with The Cobra, you get the fangs."The singer hissed in the boy's face.
He then grabbed his daughter's hand and dragged her out of the school's gym.
The ride to the mansion was quite silent.
Billy drove his dark blue camaro with a serious look on his face.
"Daddy."Ariana spoke, as she gulped.
Billy's expression softened, he hadn't heard her call him like that in a long time.
"Thank you for spying on me."The girl continued.
"Eh...well...that kid gave me a bad vibe...so I went to see if he was going to hurt you the same way that LoLo girl does to your cousin Spence."Billy blushed, as he held back some tears.
Oh god, how emotional he was.
Ariana poked his rib.
"You big softie."She giggled."I would give you a hug, but I don't want to kill us both."
Billy laughed.
Yeah, so the bad boy BJC is a big softie, who cried while watching Frozen and Tangled.
Disclaimer: Do I look like I own DTMG? Or any of those songs? I only own Ariana and my OCs.
New OCs bio time!
Skye Henderson: Billy's manager's daughter, who's friend with Ariana. She has the tendency to act like a manager, and likes to encourage her friend move forward with her ideas(which ended up in CobraVlogs).
Howard Calorie: LoLo Calorie's younger brother, who's way more bratty than LoLo. He only dates A-Listers, because he's rich.
Notes:
-"Fire Burning" by Sean Kingston.
-"All Time Low" by The Wanted.
Hope you guys liked this chapter.
Please...pretty please with a cherry on top...tell me what you think in the reviews.
'Til the next chapter,
AntoRodriguez7.