Worst Week Ever

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Rogue came out of the shower and stepped out onto the cold tile floor. She reached to hook her bra straps together and accidently ripped the fabric from her body. Then she did the same to her matching panty. Upset she reached for her last day of pants and managed to pull them all the way up without incident. However, the zipper didn't fare as well.

Next she put on one of Gambit's long button down shirts and popped off every button. Unbelievable! Pissed she slammed her fist into the sink shattering it. The mirror over the sink revealed her hair to be taking on a blonde hue. So she took a few deep breaths. The last thing she needed was to turn into Ms Marvel and start killing people out of sheer rage.

Just as she managed to control her temper water spurted over her body and on to her nude body and the floor where her towel was. She needed clothes and the only place she would get them would be Gambit's room. She cautiously stuck her head out of the door to listen for sounds and to look for LeBeau's. Lucky for her they had all decided to go shopping for beer.

Meanwhile Gambit and his family had managed to find some beer and were now in a heated poker game in Gambit's bedroom. Gambit was facing the door with his brothers on either side of him when his door flew open and he saw a sight he never thought he'd see without doing something sneaky.

Rogue didn't know if she were turning red from embarrassment or pale from the fight of all of them seeing her. Jimmy had that look on his face that Gambit often had when he was thinking less then cordial thoughts which was the look he was wearing at the moment. JeanLuc seemed to have that if I was twenty years younger and she wasn't with my daughter look, but he also had a small smile on his face.

Finally Rogue managed to move and ran into her room, locked the door, and hid under the covers. She thought about the clothes she had left, but all she had left was her beautiful evening dress which she absolutely refused to rip. Then she heard a knock on the door.

"Go away Remy!"

"Rogue I just wanted ta ask you if you …"

"I said leave me be!"

"I'll just pick the door."

Upset Rogue temporarily lost it and turned into a thankfully clothed Ms Marvel.

"Oh not again Rogue."

"I am not Rogue and you will NOT keep me here!"

"Rogue calm …"

"Do not call me that wrenches' name!"

"Calm down Rogue yer jus a little angry now."

"A little? I am FURIOUS! And it's Ms Marvel to you!" The Rogue-Marvel said lifting up the bed, but as quickly as she did she sat it down and went back to normal and slightly fell forward. Gambit meant to catch her but his hands accidently cupped her breast.

Rogue snapped back to normal to see Gambit grabbing her breast and what was worse his family was behind her. She quickly punched him, but missed and she fell slightly into Jimmy who was holding her the same way.

"Now I see wat ya like about 'er." Jimmy said with roaming hands until she was yanked back by her boyfriend. Then she ran and hid in the closet. She refused to leave the closet all day but finally she decided to venture out.

She crawled on all fours until she heard …

"Rogue I didn't know ya had a moe on ya left butt cheek."

"Why are you still here!" she growled at him.

"I live here," he said tossing his trench coat at her, "And I got ya some clothes. We are goin shoppin now."

"Jus go witout me. I'll stay here in te closet."

"Come on girl an stop being such a baby. Tis coat has big buckles so nobody's gonna see tat ya nude."

"Well then why are you still here?"

"You might need my help putting it on."

"Grrr."

"Fine I'm leavin."

Thirty minutes later they were all walking down a street of stores with suspicious names such as Ladies Clothing, Clothing for Red headed woman, Girls clothes, Female Forever Clothes, Woman's Wardrobe, and such. However, the first store Gambit led them all to was a Victoria's Secrets.

"Remy are you serious." She glared at him clenching her fist feeling her temple's pulsating hard against her skin.

"Well ya cant get clothes witout no underwear right?" he said smirking.

"I hate ya."

"Now don't be shy Rogue. My little brother does have a point." Jimmy stated smartly. Rogue turned her head like a cartoon character with a dark overcast over her face before Gambit picked her up and bought her in there.

Rogue knew she was stuck until she bought something so she was about to pick out some simple ones when Gambit told her to hold her hands out as he flung animal printed, lacey, sheer, shinny, wire, and anything else he thought would look sexy on her. Rogue thought she was going to lose it when JeanLuc was giving Remy 'helpful' suggestions.

"Maybe she should try some on?" Jimmy suggested.

"Or not." Bobby suggested.

"I agree wit Bobby fer once."

"Always gotta ruin my fun, ya need ta losin up chere." Gambit complained.

"How about I loosin up yer …." She threatened.

"Come on kids lets go." JeanLuc said pushing both Rogue and Remy to the cashier and out the door.

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Rogue had been in six stores and none of them sold her much preferred Goth clothes and leather skirts. The closest thing she got to that was the denim black daisy dukes and green tank top which she refused to buy.

Since desperate times caused for desperate measures she got a few draw string pants and oversized t-shirts.

"Roguey take tat crap back." Gambit told her blocking the exit.

"Why should I get close tat I keep breakin?"

"I aint gonna let ya buy those. Wat would Kitty thank?"

"I don care wat she thanks."

"Wat bout me Roguey, don't ya love me?"

"I don care bout ya either."

"Anna …"

"Remy I'm buying these clothes!"

"Over my dead body!"

"Tat can be arranged!"

"Easy you two. Remy let her have wat she wants." Jimmy tried to pacify them. There was no point in making Rogue mad when she had a personality disorder.

"You try it an I'll snatch tat trench coat off yer back!"

"I'd like ta see ya try tat!"

Then she swund at him and he back flipped out of the way. Two knocked over manikins and clotes racks later the others had managed to separate the two.

"I'm still leavin wit these clothes!"

"No ya aint!"

"Yes I am!"

"No you aint!" he yelled right back at her. They could tell Rogue was about to lose it since her hair was extending again.

"Yes I am!"

"Remy leave te girl alone before she destroy this place cause if she does yer payin fer it." JeanLuc warned him.

"But JeanLuc look at tis crap. It makes 'er look fat …"

"I AM NOT FAT!"

…MARVEL…

Rogue transformed again for the second day. Of course the moment Marvel saw Remy she tried to attack him by lifting up a manikin.

"Wait wait wait," Jimmy approached her calmly, "Yer a superhero right? An superhero's don kill people. How bout we talk tis out over a meal or some shopping?"

Marvel sat the manikin down and looked at him. For some reason she felt like he was trustworthy.

"Where am I now?" she asked him.

"Yer still in New Orleans, we were jus takin Rogue shoppin." Jimmy pointed to the bags in her left hand. Marvel looked in the bag and could not disguise her disgust.

"Fine I will be calm … for a price." Marvel stated.

"Ok wat ya want?" Jimmy asked her.

"You will take me shopping as well and not for this crap. If I must share this body then she will learn to adopt my fashion sense and I haven't ate an unhealthy meal in a while and I want to call my fiancé and explain my current situation."

"Yer askin a lot." Gambit noted.

"I was not talking to you. I was talking to Jimmy." She smiled over barrenly sweetly at him.

…HOME…

The next thing Rogue knew she was lying on her bed full in a navy blue pencil skirt and a transparent white blouse with matching earrings and blue pumps.

"My head an my stomach … I felt like I ate an elephant." She said to herself feeling a little sick to her stomach. She stood up and nearly fell straight to the ground. Why was she wearing heels? And when did she put them on?

And now that she thought about it when did she put these clothes on and more importantly when did she get them. Upset she went to seek out her boyfriend. His door was cracked so she came in to see him wiping his head with his towel unfortunately and luckily for her he was not wearing a shirt and as she lowered her head she realized he did not have any pants or underwear on. She quickly turned her head.

"Why cant yall wear clothes round te house!" She complained with her back turned to him and her face beet red.

"Maybe ya should knock before ya came in."

"Ya woulda jus told me ya were dress."

"Ya know me all too well Anna. So like wat ya saw."

"No."

"Are ya sure?" He said.

"Yep."

"Are ya still sure?" he said steeping up behind her and breathing in her ear. She felt her concentration crumble.

"Ye … ye … yes."

"Hmm then maybe you should take another look?"

"I'm good." She said shakily when he wrapped his hands around her waist.

"I didn't say ya had ta look wit yer eyes." He said pulling her closer to his body. Rogue wanted to knock him unconscious, but she just couldn't move. Her face was steadily getting redder while her temperature was growing higher.

Feeling feverish as his French set in she didn't move until Bobby walked by and said, "Can yall two get a room?"

His words broke her from the spell Remy had on her and she ran from his room to her own, climbed out the window, and decided to fly over to some unpopulated area to sit down and write in her diary.

Rogue's Entry

Number One: I hate these clothes

Secondly: He saw me naked!

Thirdly: I saw him naked. An why am I still feelin my heart beat against my chest. I mean all men have one an well … grrr… I cant write bout tis no more !

…xxxXXXxxx…

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