Revenge is Sweet

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Dear Diary,

I like so totally hate Rogue! Want to know why? These last three days has been hell. Complete and utter hell on Earth!

Monday

(The sounds of Kitty's Ringtone: Teenage Dream went off as Kitty was using a toothbrush to clean the carpeted floor in Rogue's bedroom)

"Are you like gonna answer that?" Kitty said struggling to clean the carpet with her Opal-B toothbrush and a cup full of soapy water.

"I thought we agreed that ya weren't aloud ta use it." Rogue said as she was filing her nails.

"Like that's why I said you should answer it!"

"No need ta be so damn snappy I got it."

Rogue answered the phone, "Hello … oh hey Pete … naw Kit's busy right now why? … uhuh … you don't say … five star restaurant, chick flick tickets, preceded by a shopping trip to the mall … yeah yer a great boyfriend …"

Kitty beemed. Pete finally wanted to take her on a date again. Praise Pink Jesus. Her mind drifted to what she was going to wear when Rogue said.

"Nope, she cant come. In fact she'll be so busy these coming months that ya should go head and visit ya family in Russia."

"Rogue!"

"Wait a sec Pete" she said removing the phone from her mouth, "Ya want something?"

"Tell him that I'm coming!"

"Yeah she cant go … alright I'll tell her … bye." She closed the phone, "Pete said he'll be in Russia if ya need him."

Tuesday

"Hey Kit I'm hungry."

"What do you like expect me to do about that? Cook?"

"Hell no! I want ya to walk to tat Vietnamese restaurant tats a mile or two from here and buy me somthin ta eat."

An hour later

"A mile or two my hinny!" Kitty shouted as the restaurant finally came into view. She was about to go in when Rogue drove up.

"Im glad I caught ya Kitty." Rogue smiled.

"Me too." Kitty smiled back.

"Actually I want pizza from Domioes."

"The one that's like literally a block or two from home?"

"Exactly."

"Well good thing you brought your …" Kitty never got to finish her statement as Rogue took off not even offering to drive Kitty home.

Wednesday

Today Rogue decided to take Kitty to the mall with her.

"So like what are we getting?" Kitty smiled happily.

"Makeup."

"Yes! I l-o-v-e make up. Like you know when I was a girl I totally did myself up in Dolly Paterson fashion …"

"Tats nice."

The girls came to a booth with a makeup artist chick and a stool.

"Take a load off Kit." Rogue watched as Kitty sat down, "My friend would like to try on your Eternal Night Collection."

"That sounds nice."

"Oh don't thank me yet Kit."

A moment or two later the makeup artist came back, "So would you like to try the purple, forest green, or black set first?"

"Black?" Kitty gasped.

"Ya heard te lady." Rogue grinned mischievously.

"Ok Rogue come on. I am NOT doing this!"

Waving a piece of paper in her hand, "Oh yes ya are. We have contract."

And like those days have been pure nightmares. Hell yesterday I looked like a cross between Morticia Addams and Elvira. Rogue honestly plans on making my life miserable all though cruel it is well deserved. I kinda wished she believed in being the bigger person and walking away without the whole evil revenge thing.

Can it get any worse?

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Rogue Entry:

If Kitty's wondering about now if this is going to get any harder … the answer is yes. (cue evil laugh)

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"Hey Rogue you asked for me?"

"Yep. I hav ta do te dishes."

"Ok …"

"Yer doin 'em. Just like I had ta do your chores. Get started."

"But there's a lot of dishes to clean!"

"Ya have nothing better to do."

"Of course."

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Kitty Entry cont:

And like taday ogue didn't want ta do her dishes so she made me do them. Then like Gambit came in. Picked Rogue up off the counter and started ta like make out with her. I swear they were exchanging so much spit that some flung on my face. I hadto like keep whipping it off.

Oh how I wish Pete was here. It should be me making out on the counter. God I am so jealous and kinda horny. So I may had snuck a peak or two or three. The way they were running their hands over each other I could had watched all day.

And like I never noticed how beautiful a bottom he had. The only thing that snapped me back to my chores was that the plate had fallen from my hand and shattered on the floor. Even then they didn't stop. Making up for lost time perhaps.

And like after they finally finished making out Gambit left, came back with headphones and his laptop and they watched my favorite movie of all time Pretty Hooker! How could they. I wanted to peak so badly. Dammit.

So I tried to walk around them but they kept turning with the laptop. Was this some kind of game to her?

Then Ms. Louisa came in and said she wanted to cook her own dinner. Poached salmon with wild rice and compote. And of course she ruined the whole kitchen and like she kept telling me how my skin tone was uneven, how I where too much make up, and like all the 'likes' I use is horrible grammar in that accent of hers.

What else is there?

How much more can she torture me?

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Meanwhile

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"This is her?"

"Oh yes," he said licking his black lips "You will be reunited."

"We better."

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