#79 Snow
(A/N: I am aware this doesn't rhyme very well, I'm not a poet, lol)
'Twas the night before Christmas and in Wammy's house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the fire with care,
In hopes that Kira soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
Visions of Chocolate and robots danced in their heads.
And L in pyjamas, complete with night cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap.
When out in the garden there was a huge clatter,
L leapt from his bed to see what was the matter
Out to the doorstep he ran with such speed
Though out in the snow, shoes he might need...
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the look of powder sugar to the whole world below
When, What should L's wondering eyes behold,
A big black sleigh, and eight tiny death gods!
The Handsome young driver's face fooled all but wearer,
L knew in a moment it must be Kira!
More rapid than eagles his shinigami came!
And he whistled to each and called them by name!
"Now Gook, Now Jealous, Now Ryuk and Rem!
On Dovely and On Nu, On Shidou and Justin!"
To the top of the porch, to the top of the wall!
Now Justice, sweet justice, Justice for all!
And then in an instant L heard above him
The complaining and snapping, the gami's were grim.
And L drew back indoors, got to the lounge in a blink
And from the chimney, Kira emerged with a wink
He was dressed in a uniform, from head to toe
And his eyes, how they glittered, with evil and snow
A bundle of notebooks was slung on his back
A bag-full of evil, was that dusty old sack
He turned to the detective, his eyes gave a flicker
"My goodness, I imagined L would be handsomer!"
His mouth was a smirk, drawn up like a bow
His hair was blonde strawberry, tinted with snow
The end of a lollipop L held in his teeth,
rage clouded his mind like a festive red wreath
"I hardly imagined Kira would visit this day!
Or that Kira would be Light Im-a-gay!"
So handsome and smart was the boy called god
L couldn't resist checking out that hot bod.
A wink of one eye and a nod of a head,
And detective and subject ended up in bed
They spoke not a word, there was no need
and yet something good came from so sordid a deed
Somewhere among the pushes and shoves
Kira and Detective fell in love.
Up in the Sleigh, Mikami, an elf,
grew bored of his waiting, and took command himself
He bounced in the sleigh, to the team he gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle
But they heard him exclaim, 'ere he drove out of sight,
'Yaoi for all, and to all a good night!'