For Mads, thanks for writing my SeSa fic, I absolutely loved it. You asked for a christmassy McNozzo thing, and here it is. I know that it is way past Christmas, but my muse is other wise occupied at the moment so I tried my hardest and this is what I ended up with.
Title: Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Pairings: Tony/Tim
Rating: R12
Warnings: None.
Summary: Tony and Tim have different opinions about their 'special' Christmas.
Not beta-ed, all mistakes are mine.
Have yourself a merry little Christmas.
"This was so not what I had in mind when you said special Christmas!" Tony complained loudly while walking after Tim, pouting as a puppy. "Who has specific measurements for a Christmas tree?"
Tim rolled his eyes as he walked over to the next tree. "You wanted a tree, remember?" he said as he started measuring the tree he was currently standing in front of.
"I just want a tree, you want a tree that is seven foot high, give or a take an inch." He rolled his eyes to the tree salesman. "And if that isn't enough, it has to be no more than 9 foot in perimeter, but no less than 8."
"You wanted a tree, I just want one that fits in to our apartment." He patiently explained "A large tree wouldn't fit and a small tree would disappear in the corner we decided on."
Tony just rolled his eyes and followed his boyfriend patiently. He had a long day ahead.
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"I am telling you Greg, it turned out that buying the tree wasn't the worst part."
The man on the other side of the line responded, causing Tony to chuckle.
"No man, I'm not kidding, he has a schedule for how to decorate the tree, complete with a color-scheme."
Some more laughing.
"I never figured him for the queer type, but he went all the way this holiday season."
The following comment had Tony laughing so hard that he almost rolled of the bed.
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Tony was still in the bedroom since Tim had somewhat forcefully removed him from the living-room after his umpteenth less than helpful comment.
He was cut off from the tv and had only his laptop to entertain himself, but there was only so much he could do to entertain himself. Watching movies on the internet doesn't cut it when you have a perfectly fine television in your living room and even after writing 3 bad reviews about deep six the fun was gone from that as well.
Calling Abby was his last resort when finally Tim came in. "Done!" he exclaimed as he motioned Tony to follow him.
Sighing as Tim covered his eyes he walked towards the living room. Tim's giddiness was rubbing of on him and he felt himself anticipating the big Christmas fiasco of 2010.
When he finally is allowed to opens his eyes he is pleasantly surprised to say the least. In the corner stands one perfectly sized Christmas tree, decorated with purple and lilac balls, but it isn't over done, and together with the string of lights it makes an almost magic sight. Some green decorates the fire place and there are lots of tiny decorations spread trough the house.
"ow." he says quietly. "This isn't so bad." he finally decides and that earns him a punch on his arm from Tim and wow he can punch rather hard lately.
"What is that for?" he asks, mok-offended.
"For not trusting me." Tim starts to sum up "for calling me queer and for eating cookies in bed."
Tony laughs, relieved and happy.
"Now it is my turn to show you what a very special Christmas means for Tony DiNozzo." he says as he pulls Tim along to the bedroom, already shedding his shirt before he closes the door behind him.