Hey guys, I have like a shit ton of grammar errors, sorry I couldn't get anyone to proofread this.
Without further ado. Enjoy! :))

Lustful Scent

Chapter 1

"Kamijou-chan! Kamijou-chan! Please tell me the answer to Question 5 on page 47!" A pink haired short lady said to a sleeping spiky haired boy sleeping on the side of the class where his desk was. Just like a normal male anime hero.

"Such misfortune, the answer is obviously 25" Kamijou Touma, the sleeping student replied.
The teacher in tears then yelled, "So let me get this straight, the age Emperor Showa died was 25? Kamijou-chan, you never pay attention in class, do you honestly find my classes boring?"Tsukuyomi Komoe then started bawling her eyes out.

"Kami-yan making the sensei cry!" a blue haired guy with piercings shouts out. The entire class looks at our protagonist with glares.

"Sorry sensei, it's just that this girl keeps me all night with her yelling, that I can never ever sleep"

"Kami-yan having girl keeping him up? How is that such misfortune nya~" A blonde sunglasses guy commonly known as Tsuchimikado Motoharu points out.

A big breasted girl then walks up to Touma, and punches his head, "You always slow this class down with your everyday sleeping, and making Komoe-sensei cry, STAY AWAKE" she then says.

"Fukiyose-chan, I appreciate your help, but detention will solve this problem for Kamijou-chan," the short pink haired woman then turns her head towards the spiky sleepy head, "Detention after class"

"Such misfortune" the catchphrase was announced.

After detention

Touma finally is about to leave when all of a sudden a big breasted teacher in a green tracksuit comes.

"Kamijou Touma, a package arrived in the staff room under your name on it, it looks like a girl has a hots for you," she winks.

"Index keeps me up all night to prepare a midnight snack, I was asleep in class, Komoe is mad at me, and on top of that I got this perfume from an unknown chick, Kami, please grant my wish for an Onee-sama" Touma bitches in his head after he opens his package revealing a perfume.

"Warning, scent takes a week to go away, not advised for people allergic to strawberries, women, and sex, what a dumb label" Touma read the package. "Hey sensei, you won't mind if I try it on?" Yomikawa left the room.

Touma then puts the perfume on, and at the same time a good looking sempai passes by the room.
She inhales it and she star stripping towards him, "Kumokawa-sempai, what are you doing? It's 5 degrees out," Touma questions Kumokawa Seria.
"Oh Kamijou-kun, I always wanted to do this, ara ara looks like your right arm is useless today, my mouth will solve the problem" Kumokawa says while looking at Touma's bulging crotch.

"SUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH MIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSFFFFFFFOOOOOOORTUNE" Touma says while jumping out of the window away from the Beauty-Sempai

"What was that for? An onee-sama who barely talks to me all of a sudden starts flirting with me? No shit there's gonna be something wrong", the spiky haired teen said aloud while rubbing his arse in pain due to jumping off a freaking window.

A short haired girl with a passion for a children's brand called Gekota kicked a vending machine nearby, she heard a scent of a perfume and started running towards our unfortunate protagonist from behind.
"IDIOT!" Misaka Mikoto says while glomping him. "Oh, I longed for this day, I love you Touma, now let's have sex!"

"I'm not interested in bug-zappers like you, please leave mee aloooooooone" Touma was trying to say when he got pulled by a lady on a motorcycle, "Hey thanks for saving me, I don't have a thing for women with flat chests,"

"Oh, I can tell that," the lady says in a flirtatious tune, while stopping in front of a motel.

"Well, thanks for the- hey what are you doing?" Touma gets pulled by the motorcyclist, but he pushes her back, "such misfortune".

"Hey, if it's not a kiss, then how about some boob fondling, or you can take a peek below" She winks to Touma

"But seriously, I gotta go my roommate needs her food, and she'll bite my head."

A long haired Japanese lady with a white t-shirt tied under her breasts revealing her navel, and a blue denim jacket over. Half jeans, one covering the leg and the other revealing it, comes to Touma's aid.
"Thankyou Kanzaki-san," the hero says while smiling, "I have no idea what would've happen if you didn't come.

"No, THANK-you, Touma, - hey if you want, I could be an Ero Fallen Angel Maid for you again, " Kanzaki Kaori says while licking her lips, and then taking in for a smoo-

"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE" A flat chested girl with a frog costume with a cape appearing, "He is a damsel, away you stripper-samurai, for I am Geko-gal, the croaking savior.

"Oh great biri-biri, we needed you," an unfortunate Kamijou Touma says.

"Beloved, wait here, I will deal with this stupid Sentai," Kanzaki quotes, while unsheathing her blade.

"It's hot here isn't it? Why not COOL OFF," Kaori says with her Seven Flashes being released.

"Chidori" Misaka Mikoto AKA Geko-gal, yells, copying from a Certain known ninja Manga, towards Kanzaki, but instead gets hit and her clothes strip.

"This is not some shounen man-," Touma gets interrupted before yelling about a not-so-obvious reference

"Don't look at me Touma-chan, I'm hideous," Misaka starts crying, admitting defeat.

"Ah finally Kamijou, we could finally have some- "the Saint looks, and notices that our protagonist isn't in the area anymore. She then notices a bunch of nuns picking him up.

"Those rotten-"

Between the Lines 1

2 days earlier

London, England
37th largest city in the world by area.
In the Anglican Church, the sect known as Necessary Evil.
A middle aged lady who looks way younger, with the name of Laura Stewart.

"I'm sure you know why I gathered you ladies here today," She says, with an umbrella over her head.

"No idea, Archbishop" A purplish-black haired girl named Itsuwa said.

The Archbishop then says, "I'm here to say that a runaway magician landed in Academy City, and she is powerful, but unfortunately hates men, so it will be hard to send a few male soldiers. That's where you ladies come in, she is smitten by women, so you guys will then have the chance to capture her. Itsuwa, here of the Amakusa Catholic Church, is here because of her skills of blending here, and I'm sure why I sending you Catholic nuns," she points to the Agnese forces, comprising mainly of Agnese, Angelene, and Lucia as core members. "Also I hear you're all acquainted with Kamijou Touma," almost all the girls in the room blushed, "he shouldn't be involved with this incident whatsoever, so avoid him at all costs."
Laura Stewart explained to the female Necessarius members.

"But, I have one thing to ask" A female Japanese lady, who would possibly be called a modest woman, had her shirt not be tied above her navel, and her jeans not be slashed half and half, revealing one and covering one leg, "Why do I have to bring this?" Kanzaki holds up an Ero-Fallen Angel Maid outfit.

"That will be used to seduce Kami- I mean the powerful magician, yeah the powerful magician, see even Itsuwa has one," she points to the shy girl, "dismissed"

Yeah, sorry for using the "In Between the Lines" passage they use in the novels. Now that we know why Necessarius is here. Who should lust after Touma next, write in the reviews, oh and don't worry there'll be some more Kanzaki action.

Peace off!