Chapter 8

"Hidan. Are you still there?" Kakuzu turned on his side to watch his partner, who was still panting hard with his eyes closed, despite having just ejaculated. His face was tinged pink and his expression was pained and erotic.

"Kakuzu... fuck me- I want you to fuck me again. Oh fuck, I need it- I need your cock fucking me. Fuck me Kakuzu, fuck me, fuck me, f-"

Kakuzu cut off Hidan's mindless rambling with a sharp slap across the face. Hidan immediately quietened, but did not snap out of his state of incoherence.

"How can I fuck you when you're in this state?"

Hidan panicked. "P-please, I need you. I don't care. Doggy – from behind. I don't care. Just fuck me, get inside me, oh please-"

"Ah! Deeper! Ah! Harder! HARDER! K-KAKUZU! AAAHHH!"

And then there was silence.

Thank goodness it's finally over, thought Kisame in relief. I cannot believe they did it nine times in a single night... That must be a new record for them.

He looked down at Itachi, who was fast asleep on top of him. Despite the huge number of condoms they had accidently bought between them, the Uchiha had only just managed to go twice tonight. It was a bit less than what Kisame would have hoped for on this special day, but it had been a big effort for him and Kisame was extremely grateful that he had tried so hard. Kisame smiled at the memory and fondly stroked Itachi's hair. The smile was short lived, however, as Zombie Duo started up once again.

"Fuck you're hot, Hidan, you're so fucking sexy, nghh, even when you've passed out, dear god-"

Sasori shuddered again, repulsed by the persistent growling coming from the room next door. Sure it wasn't as loud as Hidan's screaming from before he assumedly passed out, which was about five minutes ago, but it didn't make the experience any less disturbing; the idea that one could have such a massive libido that he'd screw an unconscious person was just... beyond horrifying.

Sasori covered his head with his pillow in an attempt to reduce the noise level and rolled over to spoon up against his sleeping partner, all the while praying to any god who would listen (if it was Jashin, so be it) that Kakuzu and Hidan would soon get tired and call it a night (although it was quite technically the morning by now), and that if anything Deidara would not wake up now, from this, because he would most likely be mentally scarred again.

Kakuzu groaned in irritation as the bright morning light burned through his eyelids. How he hated morning light. He hated getting up from bed. In fact, he hated mornings in general. What was that saying? "Everyday is a new beginning"? Bullshit. Complete and utter bullshit. Everyday was the fucking same.

But why did Kakuzu hate mornings so? It was because mornings signalled that the night before was over. Because mornings meant waking up alone. Because mornings were the one time of the day when it was certain that Hidan would not be beside him, and he hated it.

"For fuck's sake Hidan you make me dread every single morning..." Kakuzu muttered to himself, before opening his eyes and glaring up at the ceiling.

"And good morning to you too, sunshine," said a very sarcastic voice.

Kakuzu's eyes flew open immediately. He quickly sat up and turned to stare at the one who had just spoken. Hidan gave a bitchy glare in return. It was understandable though – he had been curled up quite comfortably against Kakuzu in a bed he had not properly slept in for a very long time, until he was quite suddenly woken up by Kakuzu's clear indication that he was not wanted there. Plus his ass was aching like never before. It was not a good start to his day.

"Well, are you gonna stop gaping and explain yourself or what, you fucking bastard?" he spat.

"H-Hidan, w-why are you..." struggled Kakuzu before his expression changed to one of complete bewilderment. "You stayed. You- You actually slept in this bed, overnight."

"What the fuck is your problem? Can't I fucking sleep in my own bed? The only reason I haven't been is because you were too stubborn to let me top, you selfish son of a- MMPH!"

He was cut off as Kakuzu tackled him and silenced him with a nearly aggressive kiss – it would have aggressive if this wasn't Kakuzu and Hidan, anyway. Kakuzu smirked against Hidan's mouth as the Jashinist struggled beneath him, and he forced his tongue inside his mouth.

Hidan was frozen in shock, until he was bitten sharply of the bottom lip. The sharp pain followed by the taste of blood fuelled him to kiss back with the same vicious intensity. After a bit of biting and scratching and groping, however, their passionate making-out slowed into something more relaxing and gentle, something... loving.

Kakuzu broke away first, moving up off a slightly dishevelled Hidan. He chuckled at Hidan's dazed expression.

"So, what was that you were saying, Hidan?" he asked, looking down at Hidan, and then proceeding to "playfully" bite Hidan's shoulder.

Hidan went red and turned his head to the side, mortified that he had let himself be distracted so easily by a kiss.

"I was complaining because you don't want me here..." he mumbled.

Kakuzu let out a sigh and rolled over onto his side. He pulled Hidan towards him, inviting him to do the same, and he stared into the other's eyes for a moment before speaking.

"Hidan," said Kakuzu in all seriousness. "I want you here. Knowing you stayed with me last night... I can't even describe how good that makes me feel."

"Really?" asked Hidan, his expression turning hopeful.

"Yes Hidan, and I'd do anything to make you stay every night. Anything. I mean it."

"...Anything? Seriously?"

"Yes."

"Hmm..." Hidan thought for a moment, racking his brain for something worth Kakuzu's offer. And suddenly he smiled, eyes gleaming. "What about a change in sex positions, something like that?"

Kakuzu chuckled. Of course this would be the first thing that Hidan would think of... "You can ride me every fucking day, Hidan. I have absolutely no problem with that anymore."

"Actually I was thinking more along the lines of, you and me switching positions. Know what I mean?"

Kakuzu froze in potential rage. He wouldn't dare...

"Care to elaborate..?" he asked dangerously.

"What I'm trying to say is, can I be the one to fuck you up the-"

"No."

Hidan crawled over onto Kakuzu, onto his lover, and grinned. "Oh come on, Kuzu-chan. Just once? It wasn't so bad when you finally let me top, right? What makes you think you wouldn't like- GAHHH! MY NECK!"

And that's the end of the story. However, there will be a bonus chapter uploaded soon, so stay tuned.

Thanks again to all the reviewers!

Adieu.