Parasite Eve II: Armegedon

The eight DDS students are going to apply their knowledge in determining if Shizuko Miyahara is real or not…so expect a lot of testing, and hilarious antics, to take place here.

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Mrs. Renjou came and said that Ryu has a visitor, which they all went to the living room, surprised to see who it was. Upon arriving, the rest were taken by surprise to see who is waiting for them.

"Umm…Hi. I just came by to see Ryu…hope I'm not disturbing you or anything…"

Sakura and Tomoyo were standing in front of Mrs. Renjou while the visitor at the opposite side is revealed. It was Shizuko Miyahara, and the Renjou brothers were apprehensive, fearing that the teenage girl in front of them might be another ANMC in disguise, and the last thing they ever expect is a ruckus inside the Renjou house, and causing panic within their neighbors.

Immediately Megumi led Mrs. Renjou towards the Bat Cave and advised her to stay here until she is told when it is safe to come out.

"But...what about...?"

"We'll be fine, Mrs. Renjou...just watch the monitors and you'll be able to see us from there...."

As the pink-haired Class Q member went back up the living room, the Renjou matriarch could do nothing except watch the monitorof the huge computerwhere the next scene took place.

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Period by Chemistry
(
4th Opening Song from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)

owari naki tabi no tochuu tachidomari sou na toki
fukai tameiki kobosu bokura wa

tsukami kakete wa mata hanarete itta
demo ima wa mou nani mo osoreru koto wa nai

kokoro o tsunagu tsuyoi kizuna wa
keshite hodoke wa shinaisa
sagashi tsuzukete tadori tsuita
kono basho de Period ni

ai ni michita nukumori karadajuu kakemeguru
nido to kieru koto nai kioku ga

kanarazu yakusoku hatashite kimi o tsureteku yo
afureru yume o negai daite subete uta ni nosete

genjitsu kara me o sorasazu ni
tachimukau yuuki o
kanashimi ikari chikara ni kaete
unmei wa sugu soba ni

mukau saki wa hora
kirameku sekai

boku o furuwasu kono kansei o
uragiru koto wa shinaisa
tomo ni ikiteku mirai no tame ni
kono basho de Period ni

shinjitsu o yubisaki ni

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05: Riaru no McCoy

At the living room, the female teenage librarian blinked her eyes in confusion as the eight DDS students glanced at her suspiciously like she was a suspect, and Kyuu asked Ryu to keep her occupied while the rest huddled and makes plans to find a way to know if she's real or another decoy, which requires a careful approach, and Kyo whispered near Sakura to initiate an emergency plan.

Kyo: "Sakura…should things get ugly, use your strongest Clow Card to contain her in case she turns out to be another ANMC…getting her out for the house in that form is the last thing we wanted to happen…we don't want bloodshed in our neighborhood, and we need to contact ZECT should she turn out to be one…"

Sakura: "Got it…Megumi…try to use the phone while she's not looking…will try to stall her as long as we can…but be ready should things get ugly…Kyo's Gamma Belt and Phone are destroyed, and Kyuu's our only trump card at the moment…"

Megumi: "Got it…"

As Megumi head for the living room to get the phone, she didn't notice that several men dressed like telephone repairmen are at the electric post, toggling the lines as if they're doing something, and the teen detective students inside the Renjou house are unaware of what's happening outside, as they are preoccupied with figuring out if Shizuko is for real or just an impostor.

Shizuko: "What's with those looks? Look atme...I'm innocent..."

Kyuu: "Oba-chan told me this..."Treachery can be detected through forms of flattery...", and so we need to know if you really are her or not..."

Shizuko: "Er...I never met your grandmother..."

Kyuu: "We'll see about that...Kite, Daisuke..."

Immediately the two DDS students are onto her and began frisking her much to the teen librarian's bwilderment as she felt like being searched for illegal itens inside an airport and saw Ryu did nothing to intervene. She felt she couldn't do anything but accept it.

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Elsewhere, at a parked mobile van which is parked near the Tokyo-Shibuya border, another DDS student was walking by, and it was Kanata Saionji, who had just visited a relative residing in Shibuya. He got a text message saying that the rest are at Kyuu's house and decided to join in and help out, but then the van's door slides open and out came someone which the brown-haired teen became alarmed at seeing who showed up.

"Ryoma Echizen???!!!!"

"Long time, no see, DDS student…and I'll squash you like a spider…at least you're squishy enough to step on instead of that club…and though I have other business to take care of, seeing you here would be enough…now prepared to die…Stand By!"

Scorpio Zecter: "STAND BY…"

The Scorpio Zecter emerged from the bushes and almost slits Kanata's throat but the Class R member dodged it while inserting the CHANGE SPIDER inside the Club Buckle and a belt was formed, while Ryoma connects the Zecter on the Yaiba Blade, and initiates his transformation.

Ryoma: "Henshin!"

Scorpio Zecter: "HENSHIN…"

The possessed Prince Of Tennis is slowly being encased in his purple, bulky armor, becoming Mask Rider Sasword, and goes at Kanata who also initiates his transformation as he slides the front portion of his belt to the left.

Kanata: "Henshin!"

Club Buckle: "OPEN UP…"

The Club Buckle's purple projection wall materializes and collided with Sasword, sending him staggering back as the projection wall phased through Kanata, enveloping him in his armored form, becoming Mask Rider Leangle. The two armored teens are now ready to fight, brandishing their weapons, the Yaiba Blade and the Club Staff and things look very tense as a few pedestrians paused to see the two ready to brawl, and mistook it as a fight scene for a movie shooting.

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Meanwhile, Kyuu, Daisuke and Kite were frisking the teen librarian for anything suspicious which she finds it annoying, though Ryu and Tomoyo had to patiently wait for this to end and hope that she isn't another Artificial NMC, while Sakura has her star Staff ready to summon a Clow Card the moment Shizuko reveals herself as an ANMC.

"Er...what are you doing..? I'm not carrying a bomb or something..."

"Just checking for illegal weaponsoranything of the sorts...Kyuu...she's clear..."

"Tht's not good enough, Daisuke...Kite...?"

"Nope...nothing. My laptop that Kazuma installed with an x-ray program detects nothing..."

"Then there is ONLY ONE answer..."

The scene takes a hilarious turn when KKite and Daisuke held the teen librarian while Kyuu quickly took off her clothes and she is NAKED!

"EEEKKK!!! What are you doing???!!! I'm not a stripper nor a porn star!!!! I'm wholesome!!!!"

Kyo stared wide-eyed at seeing what his brother and the rest are doing, while Ryu looked away, blushing. Sakura and Tomoyo mentally sighed and hope that this would produce good results and not a bad one. At the Bat Cave, Mrs. Renjou was rather surprised at what she saw, and prayed for a breakthrough in what they're doing.

"Satoru...please guide our eldest son...I hope he doesn't grew up a pervert..."

As Daisuke and Kite held Shizuko's arm, Kyuu uses a magnifying glass to scan her body for any signs of changes, and the Class Q leader made a foolish assumption as he gazes at her lower body, much to the rest's shocks.

"Hey…I found a sign…she has no hair!"

"Where???"

"Down here!"

As the three boys look down, between her legs, the teenage librarian shrieks in terror as she felt being violated and reacted rather violently as a response which the others cringe.

"EEEEKKKK!!!!!! HENTAI!!!!!!"

SLAP!

SLAP!

SLAP!

Kyuu, Daisuke and Kite were slapped hard and collided against the wall, their cheeks had deep, swelling cheeks where her hand marks can be seen, and she vented her anger at the rest of the DDS students, believing that they are in cahoots with the three boys.

"IS THIS WHAT YOU LEARN AT DDS??? STRIPPING AN INNOCENT GIRL AND MAKE FUN OF ME??? I'LL SUE YOU!!!!! I'LL SUE YOU AND YOUR SCHOOL…I'LL MAKE YOU PAY…I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU SORRY FOR MAKING FUN OF…"

Shizuko's outburst was halted when Ryu stepped forward and aimed a gun, a pistol, at her forehead, which the others were taken by surprise. Kyo was surprised to see this but waited to see if this would help determine if Shizuko is real or another ANMC.

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At the streets, screams of panic echoed as Sasword attacked his target recklessly and in the process he slashed and killed several bystanders. As police arrived after hearing the dispatch call, the still-possessed Prince of Tennis toggled with the Yaiba blade and initiated Cast Off, assuming his secondary form, sending the shards of his bulky armor at the cops, killing them and caused their police cars to explode.

Seeing this, the emerald-colored, armored Class R member had to contain the situation at once to lessen the number of casualties and goaded Sasword to chase him, which he didn't bite.

"Mada-mada dane…you can't trick me…either you stay and fight or I kill everyone here…adult or kids…and the guilt will be yours…unless you don't care about them, no?"

"Darn…I've got to get him away from the streets and find a safe place to fight him…"

Leangle then took out a card and swipes it on the tip of the Club Staff to initiate his attack in hopes of stopping his opponent. It was the Club 9: SMOG SQUID.

Club Staff: "SMOG…"

Leangle's Club Staff began to emit thick, black smoke which enveloped the armored Prince of Tennis, and Sasword started to cough and tries to get away from the smog, which helped Leangle turn the tide of the battle as he swipes in another card, this time the Club 4: RUSH RHINOCEROS.

Club Staff: "RUSH…"

Leangle's Club Staff glowed and uses it to tackle Sasword and jabbed the tip on his opponent's chest, sending him plowing through the streets and went to a park where no one is there and now the Class R member can concentrate on taking down his opponent without killing him while the van stood there while its occupants remained there at Ryoma's orders.

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Back at the Renjou house, Shizuko was shivering in fear seeing her crush acting ruthless and threatening to kill her, and ten minutes have passed since then, and she showed no indication of changing into an ANMC, and Kyo was starting to suspect that she wasn't one.

"Hey, Ryu…don't you think she isn't one…? It's been ten minutes already…"

"Shut up. I'm in charge here…"

"You can't be serious…!"

"Watch me..."

"I think you're going too far..."

Shizuko continues to quiver in fright until the blue-haired Class Q member pulled the trigger and the gun fired, though it soon turn out that it wasn't loaded, and she ended up urinating while standing, much to Kyo's exasperation. Ryu then told Sakura to give her a yukata while instructing Tomoyo to show her why she had to undergo a series of "trials".

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Back at the park, Leangle was starting to have difficulty in dealing with Sasword due to Ryoma's ruthlessness, staggering him back with numerous sword attacks, and so he had to resort to do something to turn the tide, and took out two cards. Leangle threw up the Club 3: SCREW MOLE, and then swipes the Club 10: REMOTE TAPIR, and unseals the Mole Clow Beast, who dug his way underground, and then drags Sasword underneath, but after a few minutes, the Mole Clow Beast was thrown up, colliding with Leangle and as the two fell downward, Sasword got up, executing the Rider Slash energy waves which hit the two, sending them plowing against a parked van, knocking them out while the Clow Beast reverted back to its card form.

"Sleep tight...I got an appointment to make...when we met again...I'll kil you for sure..."

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Back at the Renjou house, Tomoyo showed to Shizuko the footages of what happened at the Akropolis Tower, and she couldn't believe what she saw, and wondered why someone used her image to disguise a mutated lifeform, but then Ryu and Sakura started to explain to her the details of what they know.

But then, wanting to make sure this isn't a trick, Kyuu turned off the lights, and the others seem to be a bit apprehensive, until a glowing figure emerged in the dark, colored green, looking muscular and had an eerie, terrifying voice.

"ROAR..."

"EEEEKKK!!!!!"

Shizuko shriekedij terror and jumped onto Kyo's arms, but then after some two minutes the lights went back on and it showed that it was just Kyuu, wearing a glowing, green skin suit and tattered pants, and Kite and Daisuke began singing a song, much to the others' annoyances.

Doctor Bruce Banner,
Pelted by gamma rays,
Turned into the Hulk.

Ain't he unglamo-rays!

Wreckin' the town
With the power of a bull,

Ain't no monster clown
Who is that lovable?

As ever-lovin' Hulk! HULK! HULK!

Shizuko felt relieved yet she was a bit pissed that she got fooled, but Kyuu made a quick rebuttal for his actions.

"Er...I thought we might expose you for an ANMC by provoking you...but I guess you're the real Shizuko...he-he-he..."

Shizuko was again relieved by this, but she accidentally pee on Kyo's shirt, much to his chagrin.

"Oops...sorry..."

"Grrr..."

KA-SPLAG!

WHA-PLAG!!

BLAG!!!

Kyuu, Kite and Shizuko kneeled in pain and eachgot a huge lump ontheir heads and the younger Renjou shrieked in annoyance.

"Nii-san!!! Will you knock it out???!!! and you...stop acting like a scaredy-cat and pull yourself together! urinate on me again and jab a diaper on you!"

Everyone rolled their eyes as the tension seem to pass as they were glad that the Shiozuko who came here is in fact real, but they did not know that the next danger will arrive their way soon...

Meanwhile, Megumi was getting a bit impatient as the number she dialled, which was meant to call ZECT, ended up in a busy tone, and she wondered what is happening.

To Be Continued…

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Shukan Sentimantal by SCANDAL
(4th Ending Song from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)

kawashita hazu no nai yakusoku ga
kyou mo bokura no mirai o ubaou to suru

hoshigatte ita mono o te ni shite mo
sunao ni umaku waraenai no wa naze darou

afureru namida wa yowasa ya koukai janai
ITAMI ga unda KAKERA de

donna shunkan datte unmei datte
hitotsu dake tashika na mono ga aru to shitta
hitori de kangaechatte ima o mayou yori
ashita o mukae ni ikun da

zutto mottetai kokoro no jirai SUICCHI wa kittenai
KAWARANAI MIRAI KOWASHITAI
itsumo boku o miteru arifureta MERODI ga

kudaranai to hito ni warawarete mo
KIRAKIRA naosara kagayaku no wa naze darou

nani ga honto de uso ka RIKUTSU ja nakute
kanjite itai KOKORO de

kitto aijou nante gensou datte
gomakashitaku nai yo kizutsuita to shite mo
wakari aitai to tsuyoku negau hodo
butsukaru koto mo aru kara

nakeru kurai aozora kousaten de te o nobashita
juunen go mo konna fuu ni irareru kana issho ni

donna shunkan datte unmei datte
hitotsu dake tashika na mono ga aru to shitta
genkai datte konnan datte akirametaku nai yo
kono mama hanasanai de
kataku nigirishimeta kimi no migite no nukumori
koko ni aru kara

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Shizuko passed the "test" and her innocence is declared…

Ryoma beats Kanata…

And things are gearing for the worse as Megumi couldn't contact ZECT…

Preview:

Ryu escorts Shizuko home but then Golem # 9 shows up…and wants Shizuko…dead or alive.

Meanwhile the Renjou house is under attack…see next chapter for the details…

Note:

- The "Incredible Hulk" scene is inspired from the 1966 animated series Marvel Superheroes, where it showed Captain America, the Incredible Hulk, Iron man, Sub-Mariner and Thor, and I chose Hulk since his transformation is quite close to this plot, and again Kyuu is cosplaying again...and got a lump on the head for his "trouble"...

- "Oba-chan" means "grandmother" or "grandma"...