Stay Away From Me You...Pedofile!
(stewie couldn't believe what happened, no this must be a dream he thought so he pinched himself but he wouldn't wake up he just got pain, he walked down the street and bumped into meg crying her way through the street...again)
Meg: sorry... stewiiiie!(tearfully)
Stewie: heyy...meg? wassup this time
Meg: I try so hard to be popular but it just blows up in my face, I hate Connie so much, the stupid blonde!
Stewie: look, megan. You just need to try a different... aproach ( he wanted to say appearence)(he was fed up with this again so tries to help her a little bit)
Meg: maybe your right, stewie. But how?
Stewie: (thinking back the last time he was in high school, posing as a high school boy and ended up cool to win a bet from brian so he doesnt have to inhale megs hat for 8secs but that ended when he went to have a date with connie in the parking lot and was going to have sex but then she saw the size of his penis in the episode "mcstroke")
erm maybe... you could... act cool and that you dont give a f*** bout being cool and what they think, say cool things, the high school kids they are so easy to manipulate i dont see how you struggle so much ya know! AND ditch the hat!
Meg: hmmm, oh my god! your so right why didnt I think about this before, I'm so stupid-
Stewie: yes you are
Meg: -thats what i'm going to do, thank you!(hugs stewie) want me to take you home?
Stewie: no!
Meg: OK! thank you so much, stewie(walks to the house while taking off her pink beanie hat and dumping it on the floor)
Stewie: (stares) that was so f*****g wierd, no one and i mean NO ONE at all in the family listens to me or understands me except brian... oooh yeah right he told me he l...(sighs walk down the road)
6 hours later
(stewie 6 hours later entered the house and stares at the family sitting on the couch...brian was sitting on the floor with a gulily look in his face when he saw stewie walk in the house)
Lois: Stewie! meg says you helped her try a different approach the school (mutters ditch the hat) bout time she moans too much about being popular in school
Meg: MOM!
Stewie: which is the f*****g reason i did, even mice in a hole aren't more annoying!
Flashback
(tom is chasing jerry again from the show tom & jerry)
Tom: why are we doing this we do this, we do this every single day?
Jerry: dunno ya know, lets keep going anyway
(go back to chasing and wrecking the house)
End of flashback
Peter: was nice so we can finally stop getting whined at, like my mother!
Chris: meg! wheres your hat, in the trap, hahaha!
(peter and chris laugh at that)
Meg: you really think that
All: yeah
Meg: oh, well i dont care!(thinking about what stewie said to not care of what people think or say and smiles)
(stewie walks to the couch and sits on lois' lap, 2hours later)
Lois: well i better get dinner started( stands up and put stewie on the couch where she was sitting, then meg goes upstairs to plan whats about to happen tommorow and then brian sits on the couch where meg was sitting next to stewie)
Brian: hey... stewart
Stewie: call me stewie, man. call me stewie
Brian: so how you-
Stewie: fine, perfectly fine
Brian: great!
Stewie: whatever, man
Chris: dad, will you play catch with me
Peter: omg! you are like the most neediest kid, leave me alone! (runs upstairs)
Chris: wait, dad! (chases after him so brian and stewie are the last ones left in the living room)
Brian: i hope this doesnt create any wierdness between us, i hope you can forget about it and move on, please?
Stewie: ha, you wish. you wish, ya know the minute you realize we can't forget about it is the minute we can go on being friends!
Brian: Really(tails wags)
Stewie: No! that was a trick! ( mutters idiot)
Brian: oh. (tries to hug stewie but jerks away again)
Stewie: Stay away from me you... Pedofile! (runs upstairs leaving brian alone and sad in the room)