Mom says "I got a phone call today saying you were in a fight." Kid says "yeah...can i go now?"
Meg: arrghhhhhhhhhhh(meg ran in the kitchen dancing like crazy shaking her hair everywhere and stamping her feet on the floor like she was dancing)
(lois her mother who was in the kitchen stared at her her mouth agape)
Lois: wa-...
Meg: the school looooooovesss me argghhhhhhh(screams happily)
Lois: again i go to wa...
Meg: i acted like i didnt give a fu** bout what they think or do, i just ignored them, i said cool things, so they invited me to eat with them and in science the teacher wasss so annoying so i punched him knocking him out... surprised you didnt get a phone call!
Lois: (bursts into fits of laughter) omg!... hahahaha... hahahaha... you... must... be messing... with me, meg! hahahahaha
Meg: im serious!
Lois: hahaha, you... are serious... hahaha...( 1min later then she finally calms down) meg, don't lie to your mother, its not ladylike(walks out to the living room)
Meg: I'M SERIOUS! check your phone then
Lois: fine then, i was out grocery shopping but i i know you are lying, meg(pushes the play button and listens to a message and lois is left with her mouth hanging open)
Meg: SEE! you owe me a apolgy
Lois: what that is over-reactive( lois has never apoligized to her daughter meg and doesnt plan to) wh... no you owe that poor science teacher an apology, that was horrible.
Meg: YOU CAN NEVER APOLIGIZE TO YOUR OWN DAUGHTER!
Lois: of course i can i just think you should apoligize to that poor teacher you beat up, meg
Meg: (sighs) NO WAY! it might lose me my popularity and i dont plan to.(screeches) I'M POPULAR!(stamps her way out leaving lois in the living room)
Lois: (mutters crazy bitch)
Later in the house
(stewie and brian are sitting on the couch watching tv, stewie is ignoring brain, while brian is trying his best to fix things)
*ding dong*
(brian answers the door)
Brian: er... who are you?
Olivia: i'm olivia, im here to see stewie
Brian: hes on the couch
Olivia: i can see that
Brian: ( mutters snotty bitch)
(olivia walks by the couch)
Olivia: YOU BAST***!
(stewie sits there ignoring her, olivia is standing in front of the tv, stewie cant see and moves a bit to see angering olivia a bit more)
Olivia: STOP WATCHING TV AND LISTEN TO ME!
(no reply)
Olivia: YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!
Brian: omg!
Stewie: huh?
Olivia: YOU TRIED TO KILL ME, YOU SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE, I MANAGED TO ESCAPE BUT MY BOYFRIEND DIDN'T
Stewie: must be your time of the month(calmly and not caring)
Olivia: i'm 1
Stewie: still
Olivia: yeah!
Stewie: you are a retard cuz you should of realized that was a rhetorical question, dumbass!( eyes half open)
Olivia: arnt you flamin listening to me!
Stewie: no(simply)
Olivia: WHAT! you tried to kill me!
Stewie: whatever helps you sleep at night
Olivia: I HATE YOU
Stewie: OMG! LEAVE ME ALONE, WOMEN ARE SO ANNOYING!(shouts like shes deaf) the fire was obv an accident, bit**!(knowingly it wasnt an accident)(jumps off the couch and walks to the front door) cheating bitch
Olivia: what! (pauses) but how come the fire started when you left the house
Stewie: dunno
Olivia: you do know
Stewie: I dont(starting to get annoyed)
Olivia: huh?
Stewie: OMG! GO AWAY! LEAVE ME ALONE! LEAVE ME ALONE( screams at her not in a annoyed way, like shes has hearing problems)(slams the door shut)
Brian: akward(slowly)
Olivia: huh?(thinks doubtly) i need to do some research (then leaves the house)
4 hours later
(stewie walks in the house, with bruises on him, he noticed meg is wearing extensions for her hair and wearing heels)
Peter: lois! whats happened to stewie?
Lois: nothin- omg!(picks him up) who did this to you
Stewie: UH! get off me, you and your vaginas can go to hell! and i just got in a little fight(worms his way out her hands)
Chris: awesome!
Lois: omg!
Stewie: uh, yeah. the police said they left you a phone call and i think i heard them say that the stupid kid is in a coma
Brian: really?
(stewie ignores brians comment)
Peter: oh yeah, lois someone left you a message, couldnt be bothered to get the phone
Lois: i was out clothe shopping again and ok, then(listens to the message saying that stewie got into a fight and that the other kid is now in a coma)
Meg: i cant believe this
Peter: shut up meg
Chris: get out the tv room, Meg (grabs her and kicks her till shes in the kitchen with the door shut) there thats better. go on everyone
Lois & brian: okkk
Stewie: they told me to give you this(hands lois a peice of paper)
(lois reads the paper that says the police are coming around to put stewie on house arrest)
Authors note: did ya like it, please review!to be continued! :D xxxxx