Being On House Arrest Can Also Be A Influence
Lois: peter, i can't believe this, our 3 year old son is on house arrest!
Peter: no he's not
Lois: yes he is. the police are coming around today in about 10mins to put the device on him
Peter: awesome! finally gonna have a popular son in high school
Lois: PETER!
Meg: I'm popular dad
Lois: (mutters) in your dreams
Meg: what!
Lois: i didnt say anything
Peter: aww, honey. what i meant was a son whos not whiny and ugly like you are
Meg: (gasps) you think im ugly
Peter: er... of course not honey. i think you are... beautiful (grins uncortafble)
Meg: aww thanks dad(kisses peter on the cheek then walks out)
Peter: (throws up then bursts out laughing) that was so hard
Lois: (laughs uncrotablly) i almost lost it when you said shes beautiful, omg
*ding dong*
(lois answers the door)
Lois: (still laughing) may... i help you. oh, hey officers
Police: stewart griffin here
Lois: yes, he's in his room
(the police and lois walks upstairs to stewies room to see stewie texting on his phone then he quickly put it away)
Stewie: hey mother
Lois: stewie, the police here are to put you on house arrest(picks stewie up)
Stewie: house arrest? what the devil are you on about, woman
Police: you can't leave the house(putting it on his leg)
Stewie: get of me! and can't leave the house, are you insane!
Lois: thats why you shouldnt do any violence, dear
Stewie: (sighs) i guess it not the worst thing in the world like having a bath with meg
Flashback
Meg: mom, how come i have to take a bath with stewie
Lois: because, meg. estelle told me someone in the house is in danger of drowning and i should take some steps to prevent it, so everyone has a bath buddy(walks out)
Stewie: hey meg, watch this(farts in bath and the water bubbles)
(meg laughs and farts to making the bath bubble, stewie laughs, meg farts again but the water bubbles in front of her)
Stewie: aargh!(screams and runs out the room)
End of flashback
Stewie: im so bored!
Brian: maybe then you should think twice before beating someone up then
(no reply)
Brian: are you just gonna ignore me now
(no reply)
Brian: you know, screw this(walks out)
Meg: you shouldnt beat anyone up then, stewie
Stewie: shut up, meg(meg walks out)
Chis: you brought this on yourself, dude
Stewie: the kid was so annoying though
Chris: ha, yeah. you hardly go out anyway
Stewie: oh, i do. i just have clones and robots to fool you guys
Chris: what?
Stewie: what
Chris: thought you said you have robots and clones to fool us
Stewie: in your imagination, dude(thinking yeah i do)
Chris: oh(questioning his sanity)
Lois: Peter, chris! the pie is done
Chris: yay!(runs to the kitchen bumping into peter who just legged it down the stairs)
Peter: thats my pie, chris
Chris: no, its mine
Peter: no-
Lois: i have one each for you
Chris: yay!
Peter: sweet!
5 mins later
Stewie: OMG! i cant take this anymore!
(stewie goes to the cubiod and grabs a bat)
Brian: what you doing with that bat!
Stewie: SHUT UP!(bats brian knocking him unconcious)(lois who walked in 5secs ago)
Lois: STEWIE! dont bat brian
Stewie: YOU TOO, VILE WOMAN(jumps on the table and bats lois in the face, giving her a bleeding face fallen on the floor but not unconcious)
(stewie runs to the kitchen where peter is chasing chris for the pie and trips them up with the bat)
Peter & chris: AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH!AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Stewie: omg, shut the hell up!(bats them in the face)(meg walks in the kitchen)
Meg: dad! what happened to mom and brian- omg!
Stewie: (jumps on the table, gets the knife and stabs her near her heart making her scream in pain then lois walks her head held up high to stop her nose bleeding)
Lois: STEWIE! whats with you, OMG!
Stewie: oops!
In the hospital
Doctor Hartman: well the good news is that meg has survived but in a cama
Lois: omg! stewie how could you
Stewie: thought you said im on house arrest, well guess what im in the freakin hospital OUTSIDE!
Lois: thats why the police are here, stewie(points to the police standing by stewie)
Peter: yeah, stewie you batted me and chris in the face but ill forgive you cuz if your like this in high then you would be freaking cool!
Lois: PETER!
Chris: hes a baby so i forgive him too as long as you buy me a chocolate bar!
Stewie: fine
Brian: yeah i guess i have to forgive you if you forgive me
Stewie: Nah
Peter: why what did you do to stewie
Chris: yeah, brian what did you do
Brian: er... I... er... punched him
Lois: omg why would you do that
Chris: yeah brian why
Peter: hes only a baby
Stewie: pathetic(mutters)
Brian: moving on. have you forgot that stewie stabbed meg
Peter: nobody really cares about meg
Lois: yeah, thats true
Chris: yeah
Stewie: she's a whiny, ugly bitch
Brian: (sighs then walks oway) omg
Lois: will you relax its not like she died(shouts to brian)
Police: Mr and Mrs Griffin
Peter & Lois: yes
Police: since this is a act of violence after 2 hours off being in house arrest im putting the setting on 5 but usually its on 1
Lois: whats that?
Police: well it'll beep more loudly and annoying driving people insane(dunno if theres such thing btw people just making it up) when he leaves the house and the police will watch him more
Lois: (sighs) dont worry
Peter: really?
Police: yeah
Peter: really really?
Police: yes
Peter: really really really?
Police: yes! (getting irritated)
Peter: really really really really?
Police: YES, MR GRIFFIN!(walks away)
Lois: stewie, Im upset about what you done but i guess so house arrest can drive ya insane
Peter: in other words house arrest can be an influence
Lois: no its not peter, it helps you
Stewie: whatever
Brian: stewie can i talk to you
Stewie: Fu** off( brian sighs and walks away)
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