Oops...I Didn't Mean It!
Peter: Looooooooooiiiiiis!
(no reply)
Peter: Loooooooiiiiiiiis!
(no reply)
Peter: waaaaaaghhh! she hatessssss meeee
2 hours later
Peter: wagggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!
(lois walks in)
Lois: peter! whats happened
Peter: Looooissssss! why were you ignoring me, you hateee mee! wagggggh!
Lois: peter, i told you I went grocery shopping 3 hours ago
Peter: thats the... perfect... cover for your crime(starts sniffling more crazily)
Lois: ok, ok, ok, ok! (runs to peter and hugs him)
Peter: why do you hateeee mee, looois
Lois: i dont peter, i love you
Peter: I love you, too(whispers but still crying and hugging lois)
Stewie: (standing on the stairs holding rupert in his hands) what an idiotic family
Brian: (walked past) pfft, tell me about it
Stewie: i wasn't talking to you, idiot
Brian: so you were just talking to yourself
Stewie: no i was talking to rupert
Brain: oh, ok whatever you say(walks away)
Stewie: I think I was talking to myself? oh yeah, rupert of course you, of course i was talking to you
*ring ring*
(stewie answers it)
Stewie: ello, ohh great(takes out a ciggirate and starts smoking)
Lois: (gasps) Stewie! dont smoke(whipping the cigirate out of his hand and stamping on it)
Peter: yeah...(still sniffing loudly) loisss...can...you...get...me...a...beer
Lois: sure peter(goes to the kitchen and gets a beer and gives it to peter)
Peter: yaaaaay! i love you so much, lois(hops up and down)
Stewie: yeahhh... doctor hartman called and said meg is ready to go home now
Lois: really, great we'll go now, peter lets go(peter groans) brian!
Brian: what!
Lois: can you babysit stewie(stewie groans)
Brian: sure
Lois: great, chris! come here we are gonna go see meg
Chris: (runs downstairs) i cant, mum cos... er... i want to babysit stewie
Peter: cant stewie just come with us then
Lois: no, peter! he's on house arrest! and chris, brian is babysitting stewie
Chris: yeah i know, but i wanna get to know my little crazy brother more
Lois: he's not crazy! and suree ok(whistles and brian comes running) come on brian, chris is gonna babysit stewie, so your coming with us to see meg
Brian: what! to see meg! i er... cant
Lois: why not
Brian: er... i want to babysit stewie
Lois: but chris is
Brian: you asked me first and i feel like i wanna know him more, havent talked much
Stewie: pfft(laughs) this is funny they're argueing who is gonna babysit me cuz they dont wanna see meg(they all ignore stewies comment)
Lois: you've spent plenty of time together
Brian: no we havent, you see we got into a fight and wanna be friends
Stewie: (sighs and walks to his room) whatever
Peter: ohhh, ohhh what about me babysitting stewie
Lois: no your coming with me(peter groans) well I think chris should because they never really spent any brother to brother bonding time spent together
Brian: fine!
Chris: yay!
(Peter, lois and brian get in the car and drive to the hospital)
Chris: great! well im going to the shop to get some chocolate, be back in a SEC STEWIE!
Stewie: great!(sarcasm)
(the door is heard to slam and stewie thought he can go do something fun outside, he climbed out the window on the tree and jumped down, even thought theres really no point because hes alone in the house and the beeping sound is heard and he decided to go for a walk)
Stewie: im finally outsidel! wish brian babysat me then he would be the one getting in trouble but oh well!
Matt: stewie? hey how you been, thought you on house arrest and what is that beeping noise(looks around)
Stewie: hey matt, i still am, thats what the noise is(points to the device)
Matt: yeah, yeah, yeah(looks away hatedly)
(matt is a friend of stewies i made up, hes 2 years old as well and is the same size as stewie)
Stewie: wassup?
Matt: You beat up my mates brother, you bast***
Stewie: oh(mutters akward)... i did?
Matt: yeah. now im gonna kick your arse!
Stewie: sure you are(matt then kicks him)
Matt: no off course im not but probarly why you in pain at the moment
Stewie: owwww!basta**!(then punches his face giving him a bleeding nose, they started punching and kicking for the next 3mins)
Matt: this is ridicoulous!
Stewie: YEAH!
Matt: we need weapons!
Stewie: yeah!
(stewie grabs 4 sticks from his diaper, pushes a button that reveals swords in it)
Stewie: EN GARDE (throwing 2 to him)(they started slashing at each other with the swords then)
20 mins later
Police: you shouldnt have fights ya know with weapons especially, especially you, stewart griffin, on house arrest, i think you need to go to the hospital both of you
Stewie: great! you know this is all your fault
Matt: You know this is all your fault(mimics)(then stewie mimics matt too annoying eachother)
At the hospital
(lois sees stewie with the police walking up to them with stewie wearing bandages and plasters)
Lois: omg! peter! is that stewie
Meg: i hate stewie! he stabbed me!
Brian: yeah, meg we dont really care what you think
Meg: I HATE YOU ALL, IM WALKING HOME ON MY FUC**** OWN
Peter: ok sweetie have fun
Lois: (mutters drama queen)
Police: Mr and Mrs Griffin
Lois & Peter: yes
Police: stewart got into a fight with this kid, the kid is pretty messed up, he has to stay here for a couple of days-
Lois: yeah, whatever about the other kid, so whats happening now
Police: hes going to get the setting put on 6!
Peter & stewie: great!
Lois: PETER!
Peter: i dont know what the setting is, lois(lois sighs)
Brian: so whats happening now
Police: he's going home now
Lois: how did this happen, chris was babysitting
Peter: yeah, we was he
(lois ringed chris, chris said he went the shop for two secs and lois went mad and chris starting crying on the phone and lois had to say she'll buy him a chocolate bar to get him to stop crying )
Brian: see, lois thats why i should of babysat stewie
Lois & Stewie: shut up brian (brian sighs)
Lois: why did you do that stewie, why did ya start it why, stewie?
Stewie: erm...oops...i didnt mean it?
Lois: ok(sighs)
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