Being Bad Can Be Good
(brian and stewie are walking home from the food shop, stewies device is heard beeping even though the police hasnt arrived yet)
Brian: er. stewie ya got a little something on your face(points to stewies face)
Stewie: where?(whipes his face)
Brian: yeah its gone
Stewie: really
Brian: no
Stewie: dont matter really
Brian: ok
*police sirens are heard in the distance*
Stewie: oh crap!
Brian: great!(sarcasm)
Stewie: dont worry, i got a plan
Brian: really what is it?
(stewie puts on sunglasses from his pocket)
Brian: sunglasses? they're not idiots
Stewie: they dont check walking babies
Brian: yes they do, they're looking for you! A baby!
Stewie: well im sorry i should of came more prepared shouldnt I(sarcasm)
Brian: yeah, you should-...(remembers before when stewie was ignoring him, like a fight) - know you are a genius!(quickly)(laughs waving his hands about)
Stewie: (laughs) ha, brian its ok, its in the past, you hear that, the PAST
Brian: yeah, i know i just want you are a genius
Stewie: sure you do
Brian: yeah cuz... you er... built time machines, multiverse devices and stuff
Stewie: okkkkk(laughs and brian laughs too)
Police: exuse me?
Brian: yes
Stewie: (mutters oh crap)
Police: have you seen this 3 year old crazy baby(shows a picture of stewie)
Brian: im his dog, but no, i thought he was in the house but i'll look for him
Stewie: (mutters crazy? i show'll you crazy, bitch)
Police: did you say something
Stewie: no(trying to do a different voice)
Police: oh ok, kid. thanks guys.(turns to brian) whos your little friend there
Brian: ste...steve
Police: heres 20 dollars steve, buy yourself something nice
Stewie: thanks, officer
Police: do you know what that beeping noise is, oooh, i think he's close
Stewie: well, i personally, i "steve" think its a figment of your imigination
Police: no i don't think so, steve. will you guys help me find stewart griffin
Brian: well i wish we could but me and "steve" gotta get going, man, i mean officer
Police: oh, and i want to say to you, steve. cool shades...stewie
(brian and stewie look at each other)
Stewie: what thats ridicolous(scoffs)
Police:(quickly whipps stewies sunglasses of) so stewie, any new lies to police officers
today
Stewie: not that i was planning to... brian stop making that stupid look on your face
Brian: sorry
Police: well brian, your gonna be in trouble too for walking this young infant on house arrest with you
Brian: great(sarcasm)
Stewie: so officer what you gonna do put our hands in cuffs(holding his arms together, saying it darkly)
Police: yuhuh
Stewie: yeah, well you see that doesnt really work for me(stewie jumps up and hits him on the head with a crowbar he found on the floor)
Police: arghhhhh!(callopses)
Brian: omg! what you doing
Stewie: don't worry, young "steve" here got everything in control
Brian: (sighs annoyingly) how?
Stewie: hypnotisem, got a friend who does that
Brian: oh really, where is he
Stewie: down the street, he lives on that house there actually(points)
Brian: oh! great, lets go then
Stewie: ya see, being bad can be good if you get me
Brian: i really don't! i really dont
(stewie chuckles)
(stewie and brian walk to his friends house who hypnotised the policeman to forget about what happened with them)