Don't Take Things From Strangers...Especially If It's Crystal Meth!
Stewie's POV
(i walk in my room)
Me: what you doing here?
Brian: huh? oh! just here to say goodnight!
Me: okkk... goodnight... go away now, brian!
Stewie: ok, ok, ok!
(brian leaves the room)
(whoah that was really akward, after telling brian to get out of my room, i wasnt going to sleep i got other plans to do, i just don't know how to act around him, its like i can't be myself, i know we said to put it in the past, but it isnt really in the past, i wish i could forget about it and everything to back to normal but it just...can't, its wierd i mean how the devil did it happen, who knows?)
Me: brian?( who was at the top of the stairs and walked to him)
Brian: what(happily)
Me: wanna hang out sometime
Brian: sure, I wanna go to this new museum in town-
Me: brian i said i wanna hang out not be bored to death
Brian: ha(laughs) ok, we can go the park or something
Me: great
(brian walks downstairs)(i walk back in my room and i start to pace around)
Me: (thinking how the hell did this happen, how, oh i dunno, he said he loves me it not like hes dying or going away. he probarly doesnt, just...doggie hormones, oh i dunno, this is depressing me i gotta get out, im opening the window and climbing out, i hear my device thing beeping but im still going, going! im climbing down the tree and running, running, i gotta stop repeating things and think what im doing in my head, ok i think i need something to make it go away but what)
(before i know it im at a bar outside by the garbage bins and i see people kissing on top of the bins)
Me: ewww! how do they do that(gobsmacked)
(two dodgy people wearing black hoodies over their heads to cover their faces walk out the back door)
Man: hey, kid whats your name?
Me: stewie
Man: heres a present, stewie (hands me a bag that looks like white sugar then they walk away)
(what the hell is this, i wondar what it smells like? hmmmm i wanna smell it now. i think its white sugar, i opened the bag and inhaled it)
End Of Stewies POV
20 minutes later
(stewie talks scously in a liverpool accent in this bit)(chris is at his friends house)
Stewie: hey, hey, hey,hey,hey,hey
Lois: stewie? when did you go out?
Brian: are you okay, you look...messed up?
Peter: Huh?(eyes still glued to the screen)
Meg: what with you eyes, ste-arghhh(peter just punched meg giving her a bleeding nose and knocked her out)
Stewie: hey, guys! i found some awesome stuff (holds out the bag of the crystal meth) what is wrong with these curtains(gets out a firemachine and sets the curtains on fire)
Lois: OMG! STEWIE! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU(rushes to the kitchen to get water)
Peter: (turns suddenly) AWESOME! thats crystal meth, i took that once!
Brian: crystal met- no you didnt take that did you
Stewie: (walks over to brian) shu-up talking dog, your wierd whats wrong with your fucking fur!
Brian: nothing! look what you did, the curtains are on fire- oh crap the carpet in now on fire(steps sideways away from away from the fire)
Stewie: whaaaaaatever!(gets a spray paint from his overall and sprays brian giving him blue fur)
Brian: aaaaaaaaarggghhh! OMG! why the hell did you paint me, BITCH!(closes his eyes and flinches)
Stewie: cos ya look funny ,snoopy
Brian: I'm not snoopy!
(lois runs in with a hose and sprays the fire with water making the fire bigger but she keeps trying)
Stewie: whats wrong these walls! theres no blood!
Brian: WHAT!
Stewie: dont worry, snoopy! i can take care of that
(takes a knife and slits a massive cut making his arm bleed like mad the he slams his arm on the wall with so much force which splatters on the wall, which is a lot of blood and breaking stewies arm)
Brian: OMG! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!
Stewie: ME, IM FINE WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!
Brian: YOU PHYCOPATH, LOOK WHAT YOU DID...THERES SO MUCH BLOOD ON THE WALL!
Stewie: WHATS WRONG WITH THAT, ON THE FLOOR THEN!(points with his other arm)
Brian: THATS MEG!
Stewie: EWWWW! SHES SO UGLY THAT... MONSTERS AND ALIENES ARE PRETTIER!
Brian: I KNOW!
Stewie: YA KNOW IT'S REALLY BUGGING ME! (pulls out a gun and points it at meg)
Brian: YOU CAN'T SHOOT MEG!
Stewie: WHY NOT!
Brian: ITS MEG! SHES YOUR SISTER!
Stewie: FINE! NO WAIT I'LL JUST SHOOT HER ARM OR SOMETHING!
Brian: THAT'LL BE GREAT!
*BAM*
Stewie: ALRIGHT IM GONNA TAKE A HIKE!
(shoots on the floor around him making a circle making a hole and him falling through landing in the basement)
Lois:(who just managed to get rid of the fire) all right im done. stewie how could you do this(turns around) OMG!
Peter: why what? (turns around) oh (turns around looking at the scene) hahahaha someone shot meg!
At the hopital
Doctor Hartman: alright! meg is fine, His arm needs those bandages thing which holds your arms, forgot what its called
Lois: so have I, doctor and shes a girl so shes not a "his"
Doctor Hartman: REALLY? for the amount of years shes been here i thought he i mean SHE was a boy, hmmmm
Lois: (laughs crazilly and doctor hartman joins in) yeahhhhhh!
Brian: what is wrong with Meg! she keeps getting into accidents
Stewie: ha!
Brian: it was your fault
Stewie: i dont know what was wrong with me, i mean look at my arm, its in of those bandages sling things, dunno whats its called
Peter: it was the crystal meth, stewie
Brian: huh? you knew the answer? maybe your not mentally retarted after all!
Peter: (gasps happily) really(laughs then runs out hopping)
Brian: maybe i was wrong
Stewie: i thought it was sugar, some dudes gave it to me, and i wanted to smell it
Brian: wait- what you accepted to take something from stranger. Don't take thing from strangers, stewie. (mutters Especially if it Crystall meth!)
Stewie: maybe i should remember that next time
Brian: next time?
Police(walked in the room) im sorry mrs griffin but the setting for stewie is going to 7 for the house arrest
Lois: (stops laughing when the police came in) great(sarcasm)(peter walks in the room hopping)
Stewie: huhhhh? wheres chris(everybody stares at stewie)
Peter: his mates house, stewie!
Stewie: ohhhh. right
Peter: thought we said that before didnt we guys(everybody agrees)
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