Everyone Is Acting Weird!
Stewie was sitting in the hospital chair with policemen sourrounding him talking to him about what is going to happen and that they're thinking about making him be on house arrest a year longer, brian sitting opposite looked across and sighed then glanced to megs room and thinking how ridicoulous this has gone, meg thinks brian loves her but he doesnt he really loves stewie, and its making stewie go crazy, most people would be flattered but he took it the wrong way, brian stood up and walked to the candy machine where peter was shaking it like crazy to try and get candy because he ran out of money
Brian: peter!
(no reply)
Brian: PETER!
(no reply)
Brian: PETEEEEE-
Peter: i can hear you buddy, but im trying to concentrate, im trying to use my mind power and move the candy with my mind so i can get it!
Brian: WHAT!(laughs) thats ridicoulous!
Peter: (stares at brian and brian shuts up) says the person who fell in love with my ugly daughter
Brian: i dont love her! and on seconds thoughts that is a brilliant idea, you are a wizard you know
Peter: really?(happpily)
Brian: yes! you are just like harry potter who can do spells and fly on broomsticks
Peter: (gasps happily and giggles) YES I KNEW IT BABY, I AM SPECIAL!(kicks the candy machine making candy fall into the slot at the bottom) IM A WIZARD I DONT NEED CANDY!
Brian: really?
(lois walks past)
Peter: IM A WIZARD LOIS!
Lois: what?(giggles quitely)
Peter: IM HARRY POTTER
Brian: what? peter i said you're like him-
Peter: shut up brian. you're spoiling my moment and i dont respond to the name peter, my names harry potter
Lois: ohhhh, this is your work, brian(nods to brian)(turns to peter) well peter im proud of you-
Peter: IM HARRY POTTER NOT PETER!
Lois:(sighs annoyingly) harry, im proud of-
Peter: MY NAME IS HARRY POTTER
Lois: i just said that peter i mean harry
Peter: harry POTTER!
Lois: ohhh(sarcasicly) harry POTTER (peter laughs) ...
Peter: YES! you believe me lois, your name should change too
Lois: what?
Peter: you are ginny weasly or hermione granger
Lois: PETER!
Peter: pick one, and there is no peter here lois, im harry potter
Brian: you serious(walks away)
Lois: harry! well-
Peter: POTTER! HARRY POTTER!
Lois: harry potter, well then im hermione granger, no wait she was obsessed with reading and stuff, well then i'll be ginny weasly
Peter: well, I, harry potter and you, ginny weasly shall go home and do stuff!
Lois: oh really(happily) well i am ginny weasly and you are harry potter so i think we should(flirting)
Peter: yeah!
(peter and lois start walking out the room, loads of doctors where in the way)
Peter: OUT THE WAY I, HARRY POTTER, AND GINNY WEASLY HERE WANNA GO HOME
(everyone goes silent and laughs)
Lois: peter-
Peter: im harry potter
Lois: harry potter, i dont think we should go around telling everyone this... you know the hell with it! OUT OF THE WAY PEOPLE. I, GINNY WEASLY AND HARRY POTTER HERE WANNA GET PAST!
(everybody moves out the way and they get in the car and start driving)
Peter: I LOST MY WAND I NEED IT TO DO MAGIC!
(lois is heard laughing and they speed off)
End scene
(the scene is cut to brian in megs room with stewie)
Meg: brian, wanna go do IT in the closet
Brian: i think i'll pass
Meg: oh, your playing hard to get arent you
Brian: no i just dont wanna
Meg: oh i get you, your acting your not intersted even though you love me
Brian: I dont love yo... you know whats the point
Stewie: you know you wanna do IT with her in the closet
Brian: WHAT! i dont, and you know i dont
Meg: zzzzzzzzzzz(is heard snoring)
Stewie: wow! she falls asleep fast and snores really loud
Brian: stop getting off the subject
Stewie: (tuts) your boring(walks out the room)
Brian:(sighs) stewie!(shouts after him)...whats the point?
brian thought for long and hard deciding wether to ask death or do it himself, its such a mess, brian finally walks out the hospital, looking for stewie, stewies only aloud outside the house whilst meg is in hopital, brian finds stewie in macdonalds having ice cream and chips
Brian: stewie
(no reply)
Brian: stewie, stop ignoring me
Stewie: im not(muffled because he his mouth is full with chips)
Brian: oh! chew your food
Stewie: thanks for the tip(muffled, sarcsatic)
(waits for stewie to finish his chips, he is now eating the icecream slowly)
Brian: stewie! im fed up with the akwardness
Stewie: what?
Brian: its been happening ever since i told you i...love you(stewie looks down) its gotta stop, we said to put it into the past but its so akward
Stewie: I...I... well i dont know how to act round ya now, dude. it wierd, i look at you and it rings in my head
Brian: i know but...
Stewie: well what do you want me to say, that i love you too? well im sorry but i dont, i dont love you, well i do as family but not in a different way
Brian: no but-(hurt)
Stewie: what was the point of telling me, brian. what did you expect to happen. why didnt you just keep it to yourself?(angrilly)
Brian: i dont know, i...i just wanted to tell you
Stewie: (sighs) well i gotta go brian, see you(walks out eating his icecream and brian sighs)
(brian is in the hospital with meg and chris)
Chris: im gonna go look for mom and dad
Meg: they went home
Chris: I DONT BELIEVE YOU, im gonna go look for them in the hospital
Meg: fine fat arse
Chris: your the fat arse meg! look at yourself(walks out)
Meg: (starts crying) he is right, i am fat
Brian: NO! dont think that(hugs meg)
MEg: its true
Brian: no meg. i love you my friend(paused) AS FAMILY
(meg smiles then next minute they are making out, brian is so stressed and depressed that he makes out with meg and meg is, well you know shes desperate)
(meg and brian are in the closet making out and doing IT, next minute stewie opens the door and his eyes pop open)
Brian: uh...(trys to think of an excuse)
Meg: I love you brian(not noticing stewie was there or anyone opened the door)
Stewie: uh...ive apparantly opened the door to an erm... parralel universe or fallen into the strangest dream ever who insane people would dream of
(slams the door shut shockingly and meg and brian stare at each other embarassed who meg just noticed stewie was there when he stared talking)
Meg & Brian: whoops!
Meg: oh well hes only a baby(meg tries to make out with brian again but pushes her away)
Brian: get off me meg!(runs out the closet leaving meg hurt and shocked but she was happy at the same time)
(sees stewie sitting bored, not at all affected but what he saw)
Brian: stewie?
Stewie: yuppp?
Brian: what you just saw-
Stewie: why are you telling me, i dont go telling you who to sleep with
Brain: yeah but-
Stewie: dont care, brian(walks away)
Brian: he loves me back!(happily, stewie doesnt really love brain, brian just thinks he does even though he doesnt, stewie just doesnt care brian made out with meg)
Meg: (who just walked in) ill be in my room(flirting)(walks to her room)
Brain: what have i done(puts his hand on his forehead rubbing his face)