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Yes, I'm in a British mood today :D

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Chapter 6 – Unexpected

Getting home, I was still furious about Felix. He had no right to even touch me, but he claimed he was just trying to 'save' me. BS.

"So you didn't like it at all? How horrible was it?" Taylor asked me, sympathetically. She was still scared that I might be angry with her. I should've been. She let a total stranger kiss me, and cup a feel too. But I couldn't stay mad at her.

"He groped me!" I exclaimed. Taylor bit her lip.

"You could sue for sexual harassment. Wait, above or below the horizon?" she asked intently. I grimaced.

"Above, thankfully. No thanks to you!" I hissed and she winced.

"Sorry". As we dropped out bags, we heard someone running down the stairs. And then I realized my mistake. Just as Chase crashed down the stairs and glared at us, heaving.

"Who the hell is groping you?" Chase yelled and I flinched. Yes, Chase was one of those over protective brothers. Before I could answer, Jade came running after him. Half her hair was straight, the other a big bush of tangles. Obviously she had heard to. But her next words were far from Chase's reaction.

"Finally!" she yelled out and Chase glared at her.

"You're happy about this?" he asked her, and turned to me. "Who is he?" he asked through his clenched jaw. Crap. I released the beast.

"Yay! Your first kiss! I can't believe I missed it! I was planning to video record it!" Jade jumped up and down, clapping like a retarded seal. "And he you got to second base! I always knew we were sisters!"

"What the hell? You expected this? You wanted to record it?" I asked her. Jade grinned and nodded.

"Ugh, this is the worst day of my life!" I shook my head and dragged Taylor downstairs to the basement.

"I bet it's not as bad as the period party we threw you when you got your first 'Women's Monthly'" she giggled and I groaned, following after Taylor downstairs. I slammed the door shut behind me and stomped down the stairs, momentarily thinking that I was acting like some typical anti-social teenager, but I had right to.

"That had to be the worse day ever," I admitted to Taylor and she bit her lip, trying to hide her amusement as I glared at her.

"Not funny Tay. Everything was pink, and dad was so uncomfortable. Mum got so choked up and went on a drunken rant on how 'grown up' I was. Pads hanging from the ceiling" I groaned.

"Well hello ladies. Interesting conversation you're having". I spun around and of course, there was Felix.

"Holy crap! You gave a freaking stroke!" I exclaimed, glaring at Felix. Taylor stared at Felix, and I saw the uncertainty in her eyes. I rolled my eyes and continued to death glare Felix. It was the kinds of glare that not only said, I'm going to kill you, but also explained in detail when, how and with what blunt object.

"Interesting conversation ladies. Do go on" Felix grinned and rested his head on his hands and tilted it to the side slightly.

"You are a first grade jerk" I spat at him. Felix chuckled his annoying low laugh and furrowed his eyebrows at me.

"Ouch, that stung" he smirked. I smirked at him. "Obviously the punch in the face I gave you does" I pointed out, spying the bruise just underneath Felix's eye. He gave a look that said he wasn't impressed. "Do you actually want to end up alone, or were you just born a narcissistic bitch?" Felix laughed and raised his eyebrow at me, which made me annoyingly jealous that I couldn't do that. Or could I? For a few seconds I stared back at Felix try to rise on of my eyebrows. Which only made Felix laugh. Either, my mono-eye brow raising was so amazing it made him have to laugh to express his overwhelming feelings at my perfect eyebrow lift, or I was making a wicked ridiculous face. I'm thinking it's the second one. I huffed and crossed my arms. "What are you doing here anyway?" I asked him, clenching my firsts. Felix shrugged. "I'm here for our second date," he teased. I pretended to throw up. Felix smirked.

"Correct me if I am wrong, but customarily, one must consent to the first date, and not have to worry if she was going to get groped" I told him, keeping my scowl in place.

"It depends on your definition" Felix grinned, showing off his pearly whites. I stared at him blankly, my mouth hanging open.

"You can't be serious!" I exclaimed, stepping towards him.

Wrong move. Felix grabbed my wrist and grinned.

"Oh I'm very serious" He tilted his head again to the side and mocked my with his eyes. Stupid eyes.

"Let me go" I growled. I was in no mood to play, since I had already punched him once today. But it wasn't like I was going to blow the chance if it came around. "I have back up" I jerked my head to where Taylor was standing.

"Sorry to rain on your parade, but you 'back up' is gone" Felix smirked at me as my head whipped around to see the empty space where Taylor was standing before I was distracted.

"Damn you" I muttered. Felix chuckled. "Too late" He muttered. He was advancing. Oh no. It was too late. Unless…

Felix leaned in closer, and closer, and closed his eyes. And they flew open when I kneed him in the groin. And when I mean kneed him, I really mean kneed him. Right in the sweet spot between the thighs. Felix groaned and fell to the floor. But that stupid smirk stayed on his lips as he got up slowly.

"Don't damage the merchandise," he grinned as he struggled to keep his whimpers to himself. I growled.

"Back. Off" I told him, holding my hands in a loose fighting stance.

"I know jujitsu" I warned Felix. He smiled widely at me then. "Awesome. So do I" He grinned. Crap. I was now officially screwed. Thanks universe, you were a great help.

I took a deep breath and smiled. "Fine. You asked for it" I smiled and threw a left hook at him. He caught it.

"Do you believe in love at first sight?" Felix smirked at me, tilting his head slightly. I blanched. "What?" I exclaimed, caught off guard. Felix nodded and knocked my feet from under me and I cried out in surprise. "Holy fudge and cucumbers!" I exclaimed, holding my head. That was going to leave a bump. Felix was leaning over me as I lay on the ground, a smirk on his face.

"Or do I have to walk by again?" He finished the pick up line and I exhaled. After my relief wore off and smiled sweetly at him, before I punched his stomach and threw him off me.

"Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people" I told him, trying to catch my breath as we both struggled to get up.

"Can I have directions?" Felix asked me and I turned around in time to see his foot coming at my knees, collapsing under me.

"To?" I asked him, groaning internally as the pain of falling so many times seemed to start taking its toll.

"You heart" Felix smirked and held out his hand. To easy. I thought as I grabbed it and yanked him down, and jumped up.

"Save your breath," I told him as I put my foot on his back. "You'll need it for you blow up date tonight" I smiled tightly.

Felix grunted and flailed his arms before one caught hold of my foot and twisted it from underneath me. I landed next to Felix with a thump. "Did the sun just come out, or did you smile at me?" he laughed at my expression.

"You just like making me go down with you, don't you?" I asked him and stopped short when I realized what I said.

"Never mind. Scratch that. Not since it's hard, since your brains like an Etch a Sketch". I smirked through my embarrassment.

"I liked the first one better," Felix laughed at me and I dropped the smile. "Aw, don't frown! You never know who might be falling in love with your smile" Felix leaned on his elbow and grabbed my waist, pulling me until I was on top of him.

"Shut up!" I exclaimed. He said it. Love. I punched him in the jaw and jumped up. Felix groaned and got up slowly.

"You have no idea what love is. Love isn't real!" I exclaimed. Felix's face fell and he stepped closer.

"What's going on? Did I do something?" Felix grabbed my shoulder and I spun around.

"You did everything. But you just had to go mention that sick fantasy that is love" I threw my hands up in the air dramatically.

Felix stared at me with surprised eyes. He had never seen me flip out. But I just hated love.

"Get out" I told him. One look, and he nodded. "Sure thing" Felix grabbed the box. "See you later" He gave me one nod and then left, slamming the door.

Taylor came rushing down the stairs and saw my face.

"What the hell happened?" she asked me, and I noticed for the first time, the place looked like hell, and so did I. But Taylor didn't need to ask again. All she did was come over to me and gave me a hug.

"I hate cats," I said into her shoulder. Taylor laughed and nodded.

"Don't we all" she murmured.

Ah, such a sad ending for such a funny story.

Bet you didn't see that one coming.

So, switch of British mode for monster truck add.

Aaaaaaaaand...GO!

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