Names
"Theta, we're not giving it an Earth name," Koschei said, watching as Theta skimmed through a large book.
"Well, we're not naming her 'fuzzball' either," Theta said, putting extra emphasis on the kitten's gender.
Koschei turned to the kitten, who was playing with a ball of string.
"AH!" Theta said, "What about Carl? Oh wait, that's a guy name…"
"Why don't we name it… her… something based on her color?" Koschei suggested.
"Like what, Carrot?"
Koschei thought for a moment. "That works."
"… I was joking."
"And I'm not. Carrot it is."
"Kos, we can't…"
Koschei raised his eyebrow. "Who did it follow?"
"… you."
"And who is allowing you to keep it?"
"… you."
Koschei smiled. "So, Carrot it is." He then picked her up, and started to pet her.