Magazine
"So… this is what humans do all the time? Read this garbage?" Koschei asked.
"Well… not all the time" Theta replied. "Thye simply find this a way to catch up on what's going on in their world."
Koschei raised his eyebrows and pointed to a headline in the magazine. "Who's Hot, Who's not, Best Breast Implants of the Summer, His He That Into You… if this is what goes on in Earth, I wouldn't want to go there."
Theta shrugged and looked at a picture of a celebrity couple. "Well, that won't work. He's gay and she's an alien."
Credit goes to Sakura Katana. Thanks!
Oh yes, and the credit for the quote about the gay guy and the alien goes to the Ninth Doctor (who didn't last long enough… I liked him).