Still own nothing

Leonard pulled into the apartment parking lot and got out of the car and started to get Jenny out of her car seat as Penny was doing the same to Max. Max was getting quite irritated. As Max fussed more and more, Jenny started to do the same. It was all that Leonard and Penny could do to get into the apartment without the alarming the neighborhood.

As they came up to the third floor, Mrs. Gunderson came out of her door to see what all the fuss was about. "Well, hello Leonard… Penny… are we having a little trouble with the little ones?"

Leonard had pretty much quieted Jenny with a pacifier. "Hi Mrs. Gunderson….. Yeah, just a little. They're just a little hungry right now."

Penny had reached the third floor and shifted Max from one hip to the other while trying Leonard's pacifier trick. Max would have nothing of it. He spit out the pacifier and started to claw at Penny's chest. Penny saw the look on Mrs. Gunderson's face and decided that this social call would need to end. "Sorry Mrs. Gunderson, I'd really like to talk, but as you can see, Max has other priorities at the moment". Penny smiled and took Max up to their apartment.

Mrs. Gunderson looked at little Jenny and commented. "Leonard they are so sweet. You had better get going, I suspect that this little one is just as hungry. She's just being a proper little lady".

Leonard smiled. "Thanks Mrs. Gunderson, your right, I better get going.

Penny had positioned herself in Leonard's chair with the piles of pillows she kept nearby. Max was getting very loud. He had one thing on his mind and it very much had to do with Penny. She sat in the chair and positioned Max with his feet under her arm and proceeded to pull her shirt over her head. She then undid her bra and tossed it over to the couch just as Leonard was coming into the apartment.

Leonard looked at his half nude wife and stopped dead in his tracks. "Wha… Oh…. ".

Penny looked at him a little perturbed. "Leonard, this should be something you should be used to by this time. Stop gawking and please give me our daughter. I'm sure that she would rather be over here at the local "Bar" than just hanging out with you".

Leonard half stumbled over to his wife. "Uhh…. Sure… here ya go". He then handed Jenny to Penny.

Penny smiled as she took her daughter from Leonard and gently placed her on the pillows. Jenny then started to suckle as she was indeed happier to be with her mother. Max was undeterred in his quest as things were getting started on the other side of Penny. Penny just smiled down at her children, rubbed their heads and just sighed.

Leonard sat down on the couch after he picked up the clothes that Penny had discarded in her rapid actions to satisfy a very hungry Max. He folded Penny's shirt and bra neatly and placed them on the arm of the couch nearest Penny. "I'm sorry, but I don't think I will ever get used to the site of you feeding the two of them at the same time. It really is something and you are just SO beautiful." Leonard got up from the couch and went over to penny. He lent down and gave her a very passionate kiss.

The kiss had an unintended effect on Penny, who had returned the kiss with as much passion as she could muster at the time. She was half nude, both breasts were being stimulated, and she was kissing Leonard. She was becoming extremely aroused. She was starting to get a warm tingling feeling between her legs.

Leonard broke the kiss and stood up. Penny's eyes remained closed and her mouth was parted slightly. She very softly spoke, "WOW".

Leonard smiled at Penny. "Well, I better get going to work. I have a pretty intense run with the lasers this afternoon. See you later, love you". Leonard then bent over and gave Max and Jenny a kiss on their heads before giving Penny quick peck on the cheek. He then turned and went out the door.

Penny was completely out of sorts. She was still a little excited by the interview, her children were enjoying themselves, and she had just been aroused by her husband. She couldn't believe that Leonard would just leave like that. Penny stared at the closed door almost trying to will Leonard to come back. She knew that the kids would be finished soon and when they were fed, they were happy and typically went down for a nap. She REALLY could use Leonard's company right about now. When he didn't return, she decided that she needed to call the girls. A good old fashioned Girls Night was needed, and they hadn't had one in quite some time.

Bernadette dropped her mother off after they had a nice meal at the Olive Garden. Bernadette had a lot to think about. She had recently been approached by her department head to look into the possibility of three new drugs. She was only going to be responsible for one project, but her boss was giving her first choice because of the good work she did on the "laxative" project.

She had also thought about starting to go to the Gym with Penny. Penny had said she wanted to work on her figure after the babies were born and to tell the truth, with all the work she had been putting in, Howard and she had fallen back on eating out a lot. Bernadette was starting to feel bad about her figure, something she was always worried about.

She had talked to Howard's mom as well as her own about their families. Then there was the exposure she had with Penny's babies. She couldn't deny that since Max and Jenny were born, there was an attraction to them that she found different from what she remembered when she had to take care of her brothers and sisters. She had also seen a big change in Penny.

Bernadette was, quite frankly, confused. She thought that she needed the point of view of her friends. Amy was not a mother, and Alex was young and starting her career just like Bernadette. Maybe they could help her sort out this problem that she was having. What she needed, was a good old fashioned Girls Night.

Alex had gotten off the phone with her father. It was a difficult conversation, but he was supportive as he usually was. He had assured her that she should think about all her possibilities, both professionally and personally. He had told her that she needed to get some opinions from her friends, if she had any close friends that might understand what she was going through.

Alex thought about her friends. Since she had taken the job at Cal Tech, she had lost contact with her friends from college. Since everyone got back from Korea, she had started to build strong relationships with Bernadette, to some extent Amy and even Penny. She had thought that Penny would hold their relationship at arms-length, but was pleasantly surprised that Penny had actually welcomed her into their little group. Once she had started seeing Raj on a regular basis and after the babies were born, Penny had seemed to drop all her fears about Alex stealing Leonard. Maybe, she could talk to her friends. She was still a little skittish about starting something, but she was close enough to Bernadette to ask her to maybe the girls could get together.

Amy was completely giddy with what Sheldon had told her. He had been as evasive as he could possibly be, never wanting to admit that things could change or advance in their relationship. She didn't know where things were going, or even how they may have gotten here, but she was sure of one thing. She needed to talk to the girls. It was high time that they had a Girls Night.

Howard was sitting with Raj in the cafeteria. Leonard and Sheldon had not gotten there as yet. Leonard was off with Penny at the TV studio and Sheldon was last seen arguing with Kripke about some fusion reactor details. Howard had tried to help his friend through the tough times that he had had. "So… Raj… how did it go with your parents?"

Raj hung his head. "It was terrible. They thought I was Gay because I was dating someone named Alex and they called Alex an American Gold Digger when they found out she was female."

Howard put down his fork and sat up. "wow… that's rough. What did you say?"

Raj sighed. "That went badly as well. I told them I loved her and then said she might be pregnant".

As the last sentence left his lips, a smiling Leonard sat down shortly followed by a confused looking Sheldon.

Leonard sat down. "What? Who's pregnant and you're in love with who?"

Sheldon sat down not paying attention to anyone in particular. "That man is positively infuriating. This week is getting more bizarre by the hour. Kripke just attempted to take top authorship on our grant proposal, and Amy got very physical when I said I thought that she was a stimulating addition to my life".

Howard, Leonard and Raj all turned to Sheldon. In unison they all commented, "You said WHAT?"

Right at that moment, each of their phones went off, each getting a text message from their significant others. "Make plans with the guys… we're having a Girls Night".

Howard was the first to comment as they each held up their phones to show the other guys, "This CAN'T be good".

The other three friends just looked at him and nodded in stunned agreement.