Haircut

"Do I have to get one?" Theta whined.

"Theta, your hair is the longest its been in years," Koschei said, cleanng a pair of scissors.

"But I like it long," Theta said.

"I know, I'm not going to shave you. You just need a little length taken out of the back, and your bangs need a trim."

Theta sighed and plopped down in the chair. "Fine. But I still want it ear-length."

Koschei smiled and wrapped a towel around Theta's shoulders. "Don't worry, I'll resist the temptation to give you a bowl cut."

Koschei had to bite the inside of his cheek when Theta's eyes widened in fear.

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