Dear Dudley
If you think for one moment this makes up for all the slimy contestable ways you tortured Harry you got another thing coming you over sized Git!
Hi Dudley you remember my friend Ron? He isn't the one who gave you the pigs tail. Or the ton tongue toffee. I remember you, and a right pain you were too. Although Dudley, or should I say Duddykins? Just kidding. When I saw you and your parents for the last time when I was 17, that's when I started trying to forgive you. But 17 years of that it isn't easy.
I didnt really want to write this letter but Im doing it for two reasons. This is niether for you or for me.
First and foremost, my wife Ginny threatened to batbogy me...
Damn straight.
And the second is for Daffodil. I know what its like walking onto platform 9&3/4 with no idea what I'm doing.
Me too, and it really isnt fun.
You met Hermione, right?
Well it is a little bit scary to tell the truth. Going to a place you never heard of to learn a skill you were beaten for even mentioning.
... lets not get into that, as I said this is for Daffy.
Sorry your parents died, must've been hard for you to lose them. I know you were really close Dudley, and I send my condolences. I know exactly how it feels.
We need to go to some wizard shops for school supplies anyway so it really isn't any trouble to bring her along with us. We can keep her for the rest of the summer and explain a little about the wizarding world .
Because honestly, learning it from top to bottom at hogwarts is a real jolt to the system.
I was offered the position of Defense Against the Dark Arts, and I'm taking it. So I 'll be close by to keep an eye on her.
She'll have a lot of fun with us. I'll be doubly sure to let her meet my brother George.
Ginny you're pure evil ...don't laugh like that.
This doesn't mean I forgive you for what you've done to me, but I do agree, it would be wrong to not help Daffodil.
We hope youre well
No we don't!
Sincerely
Harry
Ron
Hermione
Ginny