Things need to start wrapping up.
Still own nothing
Leonard walked into the apartment to the sight of Penny in the middle of the floor with Max and Jenny. They were all laying down and Penny was "teaching" them to roll over. They had started doing this and she was laughing along with their giggles. Leonard could hardly hold back the tears. This picture was so sweet, he quickly pulled out his phone and snapped a picture of Penny on her back holding Jenny up in the air giggling while Max was on his back with his feet in the air rocking from one side to the other. Leonard quickly put his bag down and joined his family on the floor. He scooped up Max and gave him a kiss then held him up so he was the same height as Jenny. The two babies laughed at each other. Penny turned her head and gave Leonard a kiss. Leonard returned the kiss a little too passionately causing them to rather abruptly bring the children down. The surprise descent, caused both children to cry and Leonard and Penny giggle with mild amusement and held their children close until they were calm.
Penny and Leonard sat up each holding one of the kids. Leonard asked, "So, what's so important that I needed to come home early causing Sheldon a rather large amount of angst"?
Penny giggled as she held Jenny up and touched noses with her. "Well, two things really. First, the thing with Sheldon is planned and supposed to make him think about Amy more. I hope that Raj or Howard didn't agree to take him home".
Leonard sat with Max holding Leonard's hand to his mouth and sucking on his finger. "Nope, I went to ask each of them before breaking the news to Sheldon and both were not going to be able to bring him home. What… exactly…. Are you up to? You know that pushing Sheldon's buttons usually has a particularly disturbing and unpleasant outcome".
Penny smiled. "Yeah, but you're not there anymore to get hit by the shockwave… so… he'll have to deal with it. Anyway, He told Amy that she makes him feel stuff."
Leonard looked over. "Yeah, he told us. The boy is growing up".
Penny got up after checking Jenny. "Well, miss prissy here just did something not very lady like. So I'll be right back".
Leonard got up with Max. "They say that there is close bond with twins, and Max is just proving it right now." Leonard followed Penny into the children's room to change Max as soon as Jenny was cleaned. "So getting back to my question, what are you up to?"
Penny smiled as she finished with Jenny placing her in the crib. "I just finished feeding before you came in so they should go down for a while. Anyway, I don't know if Sheldon is growing up or not, but he sure is growing something… We girls thought that it would be a good idea if he got a dose of Amy without all of us being around. Sort of like a kick in the ass… That boy has to shit or get off the pot… Amy has waited long enough". Penny turned and took Max from Leonard, changed him and put him next to his sister.
Leonard turned off the lights to the room and put an arm around Penny's waist as they walked to the living room. "So calling me home early was just part of the plan to push Amy and Sheldon together?"
Penny gave Leonard a hug before he sat on the middle cushion of the couch with Penny climbing on top of him straddling his hips and with her hands around his neck. "Still have a problem sitting in Sheldon's spot huh? Anyway, yes… that was part of the reason for you coming home, and you are going to have to make yourself scarce for at least the next few days so Amy can work on Sheldon. But getting you home early is like a multi-part question on an exam. Part one was asking you to come home early… you passed. Part two is telling you my VERY EXCITING NEWS!" Penny jumped a little on Leonard's lap which was more than a surprise to Leonard, and a little uncomfortable considering her placement.
Leonard smiled as he leaned in for a quick kiss. "OOF… easy there….Sooo… What's the news?"
Penny smiled widely. "Sorry…The TV station called and they want me to come back on as part of a special on pregnancy. They are going to have on a teen mom and an older mom and a surrogate and people like that… an IVF mom and me…. I'm a mom of multiples. It's part of a series of shows they are doing on human interest stuff. Isn't that great? I told them I would have to talk to you first, soooo… please….. can I… can I… Huh?"
Leonard laughed at Penny's excitement. "Of course you can… you did great the other time… I'm surprised that it took them this long to ask you back".
Penny gave Leonard a long deep kiss. "Thank you SO much. I think you may be a little biased there though. You'll have to probably stay with the kids. It's like a discussion panel, so there won't be any kids there."
Leonard smiled, "Whatever you need, just tell me when".
Penny looked slyly into Leonard's eyes. "Good answer. You passed again. Now…, you see… this is what I like about these multi-part questions…. You did so well on part one and part two… you get to answer part three. Penny started to move her hips back and forth on Leonard's lap.
Leonard gulped and started to breathe a little harder. "Um…. And… what would that be?"
Penny smiled. "Would you care to take your very horny wife to the bedroom and ravage her while the children are still asleep"?
Leonard leaned in and gave Penny a kiss. He leaned forward and stood with a bit of trouble. He almost fell over and dropped Penny, but she helped balance him. "I think that that sounds like an extra credit essay question and may take some time to answer".
Penny giggled as she held on as Leonard walked gingerly past the children's room carrying her. Penny whispered into his ear. "Another good answer…. Take your time… this part is a group effort, so I get to help you with your answer."
Leonard entered their room and as he approached the bed, he tripped on a cloth that Penny would use to burp the kids after feeding them. He leaned forward and practically threw Penny onto the bed before he stumbled and landed on top of her with his face landing between her breasts.
Penny laughed and gave him a hug. "Easy tiger, all in good time."