Cricket
"Theta, I though we already understood that I'm no good at earth sports," Koschei grumbled.
"But this one is easy Kos, you just have to…"
"Besides, I thought cricket was an earth insect," Koschei interrupted.
Theta sighed and shook his head. "Kos, do you want to know how to play or not?"
Koschei held up his bat, eyeing it strangly. "Right now I'd like to see how this holds up against Toran's head."
Theta snatched it from him and gave him a soft bop on the head. "We do not kill people with sports equipment Kos."
Koschei shrugged. "It would probably break anyway."
I dunno. Sort of based on an idea from Hinn-Raven. Thanks! (And yes, I will be adding more stuff about the Docotr's various obbsesions)
… who wants to see Koschei chase Toran with the bat?