Ok so I'm back with more of dis fanfic. During my couple day break I was very busy one day and out of energy the next. I decided to have some humor in this one. I do not own Blue Exorcist, I only own my OCs.

-Moon's POV-

-Poke-Poke- 'What the hell?' I think. I open my eyes and see what looks like a clown in a white and purple suit and a giant white top hat. "DAD WHAT THE HELL" I yell.

"Just waking you up my dear" Mephisto/Dad replies.

"YAH I CAN SEE WHAT, BUT WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?" I yell at him

"I just wanted to congratulate on making progress with your relationship with Shadow" The trip to the amusement park was two days ago and it's now Monday.

My face turns bright red. "W-W-W-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STALKING ME? AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I LIKE HIM?" By now I can tell that my face is about 50 shades of tomato red.

"Because of the current color of your face and that you're the first to know his secret. I actually just found about his secret when he was talking to you."

"SO YOU WERE STALKING ME!"

"I just wanted to make sure my darling little girl was safe." He replies with his famous grin.

"Did you come here just to embarrass me?" I reply with my face still red.

"Actually yes. And to make sure that you make it too school on time." I glance at the time.

"HOLY SHIT! I'M GONNA BE LATE I GOT 10 MINUTES" I yell

-5 Minutes Later-

I run out of my dorm with 5 minutes to go. I see breakfast sitting out in the kitchen. I eat it in a few bites then run to class. On my way to class I bump into something. "oooof. Ow... I'm sorry" I look to see who it was and it was none other than Shadow.

"It's fine. We're both ok so it's all good." He tells me.

I look at my watch. "We gotta hurry to class!" He nods and we run too class. We make it too class with about 5 seconds left. Then Rin comes in 5 minutes late.

-After Regular and Cram School-

Me and Shadow were walking back to the dorm when none other than Mephisto shows up. "What do you want Dad?"

"I just wanted to check on you guys and see how you were doing." He asked.

"Well we're just fine so go away" I reply.

"One second I need to speak with Shadow"

"Wait why me? Whaaaaa" Shadow says as he's dragged off.

They talk for a bit and Shadow keeps yelling and his face turning red. He comes back face red and not looking directly at me. "So what did you guys talk about?" I ask him.

"You don't want to know..." He replies.

I just shiver and say "Yah I probably don't want to know consider how my dad acts."

Yah, yah it's kinda short, but for a humor one I needed something short. The next couple ones I have an epic battle scene played out. So see yah guys late and don't forget to review!