Kiba and Shino, warning silly crack ahead
Kiba's Journal, the Year of Our Lord 1932, April the 4th
Oh I must say it has been a Jolly long time since I've written. And so much has happened. Just this morning I caught Hinata spying on that ruffian Naruto. I cannot stand the cad, honestly for a person of such breeding to act so low- it is unthinkable. Mother still refuses to tell me of his heritage, but I can smell it none-the-less, I'm sure his father was the fourth. As for his mother, I recently noticed he seems to have a trace of whirldpool in him, perhaps one of the refugee, yet clearly it was no lowly peasant, for no matter how much he tries to hide it. Perhaps I should cheer up, after all Hinata's class may bring him up, yet I fear he will drag her down to his level, given how obsessed she is.
My esteemed sister had returned home from her excursion with Shino, in a cat-suit, of all things! I confronted her right then and there that I didn't mind what she did behind closed door, but she would not be dishonoring our family name so. She took ill to this and proceed to make an attack on my person. Luckily I'm always ready for the old rough and tumble, and I must saw I got as good as I gave, ol Inuzaki blood and all that. Mother eventually broke us up, I was sent away and I understand she had a good talk with Hana, informing her that cats had no place in this household.
Shino. Orgins.
Criminals… the stick of criminals pervades our land. I can still remember that day, six years ago. I was coming home from a movie showing, when I cut across an alleyway then he came. He came up to me, and he.. he.. SQUASHED MY BUGS. My poor innocent bugs, five of them dead, dead forever in one senseless act of stomping. Ever since that day, I swore I would clean Konoha of all it's criminal scum. But how, how could I make them fear me, being an Aburame wasn't enough, I needed to be something… more. Then it hit me, one night as I gazed upon the moon. A black shadow streaked across, that of a massive bat, and I felt my colonies run inside me. That was when I knew, even our dreaded Kikaichū fear the bat, a monster that can eat it's own weight in insects every night. A so I became… BATMAN.
Catwoman struck again. I managed to foil her in midheist. Yet it was odd, almost as if … she'd been waiting for me. Her costume had changed, I noticed she had left her midrift and lower next area exposed. Why? What could she gain from leaving an opening. Nontheless, I BATMAN will find out. I will uncover her secrete identity and bring her to justice, for MY BUGS ARE DEAD! And I will avenge them!
Written by clockworkchaos