SailorStar9: Nya? Chapter 40 goes up and only one review!
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Halibel: *Walks in, resurrection form, looking...satisfied* Morning Pervert.
Kakashi: *From Bedroom* MY CROTCH!
SailorStar9: Hey, *eyes bedroom door* He still breathing in there?
Kakashi: *From Bedroom* THE TEETH!
Halibel: *Smirks...displaying a mouth of shark teeth that weren't there a second ago*
SailorStar9:...Moving on! No Jounins were horribly mauled through Kinky Arrancar Sex in the production of this chapter.
Kakashi: SHE LIES!
Halibel: By the way... where is the slacker?
SailorStar9: Recovering in the hospital...why?
-Konoha Shinobi Hospital, in a room the staff jokingly refer to as 'Kakashi's Lovely Suite'-
Kakashi: *Eyes snap open in fear, eying the shadows as several female giggles fill the air*
Kakashi: Oh no...not here...not again!
*The bedsheets rises, Kakashi's eyes widening as he rips the cover back to find Sun-Sun smiling up at him in her resurrection form*
Apache: *In resurrection form* Hey there *Smirks as Sun-Sun coils her tail around his legs, even as Mira-Rose holds down his shoulders* Round two cyclops.
Kakashi: I NEED AN ADULT!
Chapter 40: The Second Half Starts Off
The second half started, with Misugi replacing Soda on the field.
"Let's go." William told his teammates as the whistle sounded.
Tsubasa quickly stole Holland's ball, only to find himself marked heavily. Finding a gap, he made a pass to Hyuuga.
"How can you stop me?" Hyuuga growled, glaring at William who had knocked him off. "Taki." he blinked when the mid-fielder stole the ball.
Taki made his pass over to Misaki.
We won't lose this game. Misaki swore, penetrating deeper into the Holland defense. We must win it. Before wincing when he was tripped over, Holland's mid-fielder claiming the ball.
"Stop them!" Nita barked as he and Taki closed in on the approaching Holland attackers.
"I won't let you through." Matsuyama swore, the Holland players having bypassed Nita and Taki. Here. He noticed Holland's forward slowing down.
With a glance to the defenders on his sides, Misugi activated his off-side trap, just as William claimed the pass.
It's your turn, Hyuuga. Misugi readied the free kick.
Misugi... Hyuuga caught the pass. I... he started his dash. "William!" he headed straight for the Holland striker.
"What?" William gaped when Hyuuga made a pass, right in front of him.
"We can have a game the next time." Hyuuga remarked. "Japan's victory takes priority."
"Hyuuga." Tsubasa passed the ball out.
"Tsubasa." Hyuuga passed the ball back.
Ducking under the incoming William, Tsubasa caught the pass and fired the shot.
"I won't let you." the keeper ran out, saving the ball.
"Damn." Hyuuga cursed, the keeper having sent the ball out.
On the bench...
"Aoi." the coach called. "Go and prepare."
"Yes!" Aoi beamed. "I can go on any time." he revved up, replacing Taki.
On the field...
"Go, Aoi." Misugi shouted, tossing Aoi the throw-in.
Skidding to a stop before the approaching Holland forward, Aoi made a break for it towards the opening beside him.
"Don't look around." William snapped, knocking Aoi to the ground, stealing the ball. "It's annoying." jumping past, Nita, he bypassed Misaki easily and headed straight for the Japan goalpost when Aoi returned to the field. "Go away!" he blew Aoi off.
"Ow, ow, ow." Aoi winced.
"What?" William gasped, spotting the ball under Aoi's feet.
"I won't be fooled." Aoi winked. "Hyuuga." he made a long pass.
After a brief tussle, Holland reclaimed the ball, only to have Aoi steal the ball once again and pass to Tsubasa.
"Let's go, Shingo." Tsubasa told him.
"Yes." Aoi nodded and the pair headed straight for the Holland goal. "Tsubasa." he passed the ball back.
"Go, Shingo." Tsubasa made his pass.
"Leave it to me." Aoi jumped up after the ball, catching the falling ball between his feet. "Hyuuga." he got up on the center line. "He's so tall." he gaped at the dashing Kustapu.
Without a word, Kustapu knocked Aoi off and stole the ball.
"Damn!" Aoi jumped back to his feet. "Not yet." he headed back to the Japan field.
William skillfully dodged past Matsuyama, Misugi and Jito in succession, before heading straight for the Japan goal. "What?" he gaped, raising his leg to shoot before noticing Aoi charging back. "Why you!" he fired his shot right into Aoi's face, the impact slowing the ball's speed down and allowing Genzo to catch the ball.
"I am fine." Aoi jumped back to his feet.
"That so?" Genzo smirked. "Then, run!" he kicked the ball out.
"Yes!" Aoi beamed and following the ball's course.
Tsubasa and Misaki traded passes, before finding themselves marked.
We don't have time. Tsubasa mused. Let's go, Misaki.
Let's try it. Misaki agreed and made an overhead pass to Tsubasa who had stepped out William's range.
Catching the pass, Tsubasa weaved through the players marking him and headed straight for the goal. You won't stop me. He swore, William standing before him and pulled off a 'Santana Turn', passing William. "Go!" he fired his 'Drive Shot'.
"What?" Kustapu gaped, trying to use a heading to clear the ball, when the ball changed its course, turning backwards.
With a roar, Hyuuga closed in with a 'Tiger Header' and forcing the goalkeeper to run out, before he passed the ball out.
"There!" Aoi dashed straight for the ball, pulling the equalizer shot via a header, he himself rolling into the net together with the ball.
The whistle then sounded, signaling the end of the match.
Omake
Behind the scenes of Naruto, Part Six
Ino grumbled to herself as she searched the Naruto stage for her teammates. It was so unfair that Sakura got to spend time with Lee and she had to run around the set looking for Chouji and Shikamaru. Finally Ino spotted Chouji standing near the food table talking to Shino.
"I'm sure of it! I'm absolutely positive!" Shino insisted to Chouji.
"Yeah. Sure. Whatever." Chouji answered flatly. Chouji seemed extremely bored with whatever Shino had to say and he seemed to only be half-listening. "This is so annoying." Chouji grumbled to himself.
"Chouji!" Ino screamed at the fat boy as she approached the food table.
"Oh great, it's that troublesome Ino. She's probably here to tell me it's time for our scene. Then she's probably going to drag me all over this stupid stage and look for that idiot Shikamaru." Chouji grumbled to himself.
"Chouji! It's time for our scene and I need to drag you all over this stupid stage and look for that idiot Shikamaru!" Ino exclaimed as she finally reached the food table.
Before Chouji had a chance to tell Ino how troublesome she was, out of nowhere Kiba appeared. He was in such a hurry that he ran into the food table. The whole table flipped over and all the sandwiches, chips, fruits, drinks, and other food flew into the air. All the food landed on Chouji. Shino and Ino were able to avoid the rain of food.
"What exactly do you think your doing?" Chouji asked in monotone. The fat boy was drenched with soda, chips were on his shoulders, and a sandwich was sitting on his head.
Kiba was sitting on the floor staring up at the dirty boy. "Did you see George?" Kiba asked in a panic as he looked up at Chouji.
"George?" Chouji asked annoyed. He dusted the chips on his shoulders and removed the sandwich on his head.
"Yeah! He's my chicken. Did any if you see him?" The dog boy asked as he picked himself of the floor.
Ino thought to himself for a second. "What does he look like?" Ino asked Kiba.
"Well he's about a foot tall, sharp fangs, white feathers, red eyes, invisible." Kiba described.
Shino fixed his sunglasses and faced Kiba. "If your chicken George is missing that means only one thing."
Ino stared wide eyed at the fly boy. "What does it mean?" She asked curiously.
"It means vampires have invaded the Naruto set. They plan to take over the world and make us surrender our toothbrushes. The vampires are strong so they will use their special mind control powers and outrageously big buckets to make us give in. But their plans will not work with me, Aburame Shino, on the case." Suddenly Shino takes out a 2 feet long machine gun.
Kiba and Ino jumped at the sight of the weapon of mass destruction. Chouji just stood there with a frown. "What the heck are you going to do with that!" Ino screamed in terror.
Shino's glasses flashed as he turned to platinum blonde girl. "I'm going vampire hunting." A smirk crept onto his face as he slowly faced his companions he directed the machine gun at Ino, Chouji, and Kiba. "But first I need to make sure that you guys aren't vampires."
"What are you doing? Your not going to brutally murder us are you?" Kiba squeaked.
"I'm too pretty to die!" Ino shrieked as she and Kiba hug each other.
Shino just smiled and pressed the trigger. In an instant Chouji, Kiba, and Ino are drenched in water. "Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Shino ran away from the wet threesome while wielding his machine gun.
Chouji, Kiba, and Ino stood in stunned silence as they watched Shino run around the set carrying his machine gun.
"I thought he was going to shot us." Ino exclaimed in monotone as she stood in shock.
Chouji wiped his face with his hand and faced Ino. "It's holy water. That was what he was talking about before you came. Something about vampires using buckets to hypnotize people or something."
Finally Ino shrugged to herself and faced Chouji. "Let's go and find Shikamaru, Chouji." Chouji grumbled to himself as he went with Ino. A stunned Kiba stood alone, wet, and next to an upturned food table.
Meanwhile at the other side of the Naruto set...
"Kakashi-sensei? Do you need something?" Sakura smiled as she asked her silver haired teacher.
"I just wanted to give you this." Kakashi took out a small green bottle and handed it to the pink haired ninja. When you drink the liquid your body will be filled with poison. The poison will slowly make you sick then after suffering your body will give in and you will surely die. Unless by some miracle you find the antidote. Which I made sure no one will be able to find.
Sakura stared down at the green bottle in her hands. "What is it, Kakashi-sensei?" She asked while tilting the bottle to one side. The slender green bottle was filled with a strange dark liquid and sealed with a cork.
"Uh...well...it's homemade cranberry juice! I just wanted to taste it. If it tastes good then tell me so I can made some more." Kakashi explained in a laugh as he scratched the back of his head nervously. Drink the poison Sakura. You will be the first person I will eliminate. World Domination! My evil plan to conquer the world 2! Death Destruction! Mayhem!
"Thanks, Kakashi-sensei." Sakura thanked her teacher as she pocketed the green bottle.
"Aren't you going to taste it?" Kakashi exclaimed as the pink haired ninja ran away.
"I'll drink it later! I just need to ask Sasuke if he saw Lee." Sakura yelled back as she made her way to Sasuke's dressing room. Temari had said that Lee had gone towards Sasuke's dressing room. Now she had to find Lee before Ino came back from doing her scene.
In Sasuke's dressing room...
Sasuke smiled at his work. His eyebrows now resembled Lee's. All the girls would like him and they wouldn't be able to resist him. Now it was time to show the world the new Uchiha Sasuke. He was going to show the world and all the girls his new look.
Sasuke hopped off his chair and happily made his way to his door. He opened it and stepped outside. Suddenly Shino carrying a machine gun appeared in front of him. This was his chance to ask someone about his new look.
Sasuke opened his mouth to speak but before he could say anything Shino had sent a spray of water his way. "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Shino quickly ran away, leaving a soaked and surprised Sasuke.
"Stupid Shino." Sasuke muttered to himself as he wiped his face with his hand.
SailorStar9: Have vampires invaded the Naruto set? Will Sakura drink the poison and die? How long will Kiba stand in shock? Tune in next time...