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SailorStar9: (Grins mischievously, holding up a 'Bonus: Uryū Week, Part Two' signboard)

Uryū: (Enters school cafeteria and faces counter staff) The usua... (Gets cut off by Ichigo who pushes him aside)

Ichigo: Haruno-san! (Cuts in) Did you hear? There's gonna be a mackerel miso stew contest. I want to train for it, so give me all the mackerel miso stew you've got, please. Yes, all the stew you have on hand. Every bowl. I'll eat it all.

Uryū: (Twitching) Oi, Kurosaki...

Ichigo: Oh, come on Ishida. Can't you share?

Uryū : (Tick marks increases) Kurosaki...

Ichigo: Are you training too, Ishida?

Uryū: I"m gonna break you apart, bitch! (Draws Ginrei Kojaku, Ichigo blocks said bow with his Tensa Zangetsu)

Hasu: (Sighs and swallows another aspirin)

Chapter 50: Manga World Youth: Book 13

After the introductory banquet, the Japan World Youth Tournament started the next day.

The first match: Japan vs. Mexico.

Tsubasa dribbled through the Mexico team, before making a pass to the right where Aoi was awaiting.

"Idiot, your movements are too tense!" Soda barked, recovering the ball, Aoi having missed the pass. Claiming the ball, he made a back pass to Tsubasa.

Tsubasa made a 'Flying Drive Shot' towards the incoming Aoi who sent the ball straight into Espardas' arms.

Espardas saved the shot and dribbled the ball past the penalty area.

Hyuuga tried to steal the ball with a slide-tackle when Espardas jumped over the striker, dodging the attack. The goalkeeper then sent the ball forward.

Misugi then activated his off-side trap, stopping Mexico's assault.

Matsuyama then sent the ball to Hyuuga via his 'Eagle Shot'.

Hyuuga took the chance and fired his shot into the empty net, only to have Espardas return to the goalpost in the nick of time to save the shot.

Espardas wasted no time in overlapping again. "Eat this, Tsubasa!" he fired a shot straight into Tsubasa's face, forcing Tsubasa to dodge the incoming shot.

The Tachibana twins then used Jito's back as a launchpad to meet the five Mexico forwards head-on in the air, the twins stealing the ball successfully.

Both teams then fought over the ball on the field.

Espardas stepped out of his post, pulling the Japan team's attention away from the '5 Soldiers of the Aztec's Sun'.

The five players set to work, bypassing the Tachibana twins' air-play, sending the ball to the ground where Garcia was waiting.

Garcia wasted no time in firing his 'Big Bang Shot' into the Japan net.

Wakashimazu reacted, punching the ball out.

The match restarted, with Japan defending against Mexico's onslaught.

The first half then ended, with neither side earning a goal.

Knowing that the rest of the 'Aztec's Sun 5' would be able to jump any further, Garcia took matters into his own hands. The giant player grabbed both Tachibana twins' ankles, pulling them to the ground and earning himself a red card.

With Garcia's sacrifice, Mexico went on the offensive, more aggressive than ever.

With the Tachibanas unable to continue, Sano and Sawada were prepared to replace them.

Wakashimazu blocked off the pending air-borne shot, only to have Espardas close in with a 'Jumping Drive Shot'. Wakashimazu jumped to block the shot, when Espardas changed the ball's course with his leg, enabling the ball to enter the undefended net.

But with Mexico scoring the first goal, the Japan's side sent Nita and Sorimachi in to replace the Tachibanas instead.

With Espardas saving each and every shot the Japan team fired, Hyuuga took over the reins, releasing his 'Raiju Shot'. Espardas dived to save the shot, changing the ball's course with a mere brush of his fingertips.

Aoi rushed to throw the corner kick. "Tsubasa!" he sent the ball over.

Tsubasa dodged past the incoming Mexico players, Misugi boosting Tsubasa into the air. Tsubasa sent the ball into the net with a 'Loop Shot'.

Espardas jumped back to save the ball when Aoi dived in, sending the ball and himself into the net with a header, scoring the equalizer.

Omake

The Naruto Omake Files: Sailor Moon Tryouts Naruto Edition

Case #3: Naruto and Sakura

"Sailor Moon!" cried out one Dark General. "You may have defeated my forces—though I can honestly say I didn't expect you to literally punch them into pieces—but you will find that your strength is no match for mine!"

"Oh, I love a challenge," smirked Sailor Moon, cracking her knuckles.

"Allow me," grinned Tuxedo Kamen, as he preformed the hand seals. "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!"

The Dark General looked around at the shadow clones. "You think this weak move will get me? I have already discovered a weakness."

Tuxedo Kamen smirked, before he changed his hand seals once more. "Hāremu no Jutsu!"

The shadow clones instantly changed into nude female versions of Naruto, small clouds hiding whatever naughty bits might be exposed, before jumping the Dark General.

"There's no way that much blood could have come from him," muttered Mercury, trying to figure out how one Dark General could pump out that much blood from his nose.

"The Outers are down," muttered Minako, staring at the two Senshi currently in a puddle of their own nasal blood.

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE YOUR PERVERTED TECHNIQUES AGAIN! GET BACK HERE AND TAKE YOUR PUNISHMENT LIKE A MAN, NARUTOOOOOOO!"

SailorStar9: Oh, come on. You know this is bound to happen.