Noodle was looking around the laundry room. At one point, she began to desperately throw clothes around to try to find what she was looking for. She even ran to her own room and began tearing it up trying to find the missing item.

It wasn't until she started crying did the boys seem to notice the girl's strange behaviour.

"Noods? Wuh's wrong?" 2D asked, being a little cautious.

The little ten-year old looked up at him.

"I...It...go...gone!" She cried, doing her best to word what was wrong.

"Gone, what's gone?" 2D asked.

"Can...no...find!" Noodle tried to explain.

"Can't find what, baby girl?" Russel now spoke, putting a hand on the japanese child.

"...Hm..." Noodle tried to think of the word, when suddenly it dawned on her, "PANTIES!"

Both Russel and 2D froze, and started turning many shades of red.

"P-p-panties?" 2D said slowly, to make sure he had just heard her right.

"Hai!" Noodle began to cry again.

"What do you mean, baby?" Russel asked.

"They...go...gone!" She sobbed.

"Gone? You don't think Murdoc stole them, do ya?" 2D asked, but Noodle shook her head.

"I...out." She tried to explain yet again.

"I'm so confused." Russel admitted.

"Maybe we should just buy her more." 2D suggested. Not a bad idea...or so they thought.

At the store:

Noodle browsed the wall of panties and socks. She couldn't decide on what to get. Why did she even have to buy panties anyway? Couldn't she just go commando all day (what even that means, all she knew was apparently Murdoc did that everyday, and it made Russel mad because he would find his underwear everywhere). Finally giving up, the axe princess ran to find 2D, who was staring at a rack of zombie movies.

"Toochi, help!" She grabbed the older man's hand.

"Noods? What's up?" He asked.

"Toochi, help...Noodle." She replied, before dragging 2D to the girls' department.

"You...want me...to help you...pick a pair of...Oh my." The frontman finally caught on.

"Toochi, help!" Noodle pointed to the wall of panties.

2D's face went completely white.

"Um...why not ask Russel?" He asked.

Noodle looked over to see the man looking at kitchen appliances.

"Russel-san, help!" Noodle dragged the man to the girls' department as well. The first thing he noticed was 2D, looking like he was going to fall over.

"What's wrong, man?" He asked, 2D nodded toward the wall. Now, both men were dumbfounded.

And that was how they both wound up crammed in a mens' changing room stall.

"What do we do!?" 2D whispered quickly.

"I don't know man!" Russel tried not to scream.

"Okay, okay, maybe...umm..."

"Wait, why don't we just call your mom!?"

"Great idea!" 2D whipped out his phone and dialed his mom's number quickly.

"What is your mom's number anyway?" Russel asked.

"543-2176." 2D mumbled as he waited for his mom to answer.

"Alright, I'm saving that to my speed dial." Russel said, but 2D hushed him.

"Mom? Hey, yeah everything is fine, ummm, listen, we're at the department store now, could you meet us there, what? No, I didn't get stuck in the revolving door again! Once, ma, it only happened once. It was Logan's fault. So you'll meet us? Great. Bye." 2D hung up.

"Um...You got stuck in a revolving door?" Russel tried not to laugh.

"SHUT UP!"

20 minutes later:

"So what's all the trouble?" Rachel asked when she finally got there.

"Tell me mum what's wrong, Noods." 2D put his hand on the girl's shoulder.

"Panties..go-g...gone." Noodle said.

"So you need to buy more panties, and these blokes can't man up and be mature?" Rachel asked.

"Hai!"

"Figures, well come on, Noodle, let's go find you some garments."

The second the two where out of sight, Russel and 2D found it completely appropriate to run to the video game aisle and try to regain their dignity.

A/N: So I had to buy some nylons, and since my mom was working, I had to go by myself. So I'm trying to figure this out and I think "Man, mom would now how to do this, maybe I should call her, nope, I'm 15, I can do this...WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING!?" and so I came up with this idea where since Noodle doesn't have a mother, shopping might be craziness, so this kind of thing will be present a lot in this XD THANKS FOR READING!