I'm sorry this took so long but there was a minor quake where I live an hour back and it was in the middle of the night so I was(am) totally terrified(never experienced anything like that) and no one was awake and I was terrified and well you get the point. Well actually that's the reason this chapter feels a bit rushed or sucks to an extent, my paranoia is kicking in, in a HUGE way and so I feel the need to get at least one chapter out just in case I die.

Anywhoo here's the Disclaimer: If you know it I don't own it.

"My assignment that sucks Part two

By Sakura Haruno and Itachi Uchiha

What do you mean 'and Itachi Uchiha '? This is my account of my assignment thank you very much!

According to my mother and your Boss it's my assignment too Blossom.

Well then write your account on a different book damn it! This is my notebook, MINE I TELL YOU, MINE!

Hn.

You're actually writing that word too? Get off!

Ahem now that the Uchiha has absconded (it's my word of the day) I may continue. Basically I came home to find him drinking my Orange Juice (MINE!). I don't know what obsession he has with taking things that are mine. Anyways barely three minutes into our interlude he got a call from his Mom whom I mentioned before, the grandchild-crazed woman? Only sane member of her clan? Yeah that's her. And boy was I wrong. Sane, tch what a misconception.

The minute he got that call wherein he was ordered to go back to his home bringing me along with him, he dragged me out into his beautiful Lamborghini and with nary a word to me, drove off.

And just my luck he drives like a maniac.

No sooner had the buckle fit into the...into the...bracket (?) that a sound rather like the squealing tires make in movies, was heard and I was so, so glad that my eyes closed instantly. While I couldn't see where exactly we were going my stomach was squirming in so many different directions I wished it didn't exist.

Do you know what he did when I closed my eyes even tighter and grabbed on to the handle on the side tightly? He laughed .That's right laughed. Chuckled. Chortled. Sniggered .And of course since I didn't want to miss the very rare sight of an Uchiha displaying emotion other than pride, arrogance, silent rage etc I turned to stare at him. And then realised he was still driving.

I have never been that terrified in my whole life. I'd take falling out of a tree and having branches hit my face on the way down, any day over riding in a car with Itachi fucking Uchiha.

"Scaredy-Cat." He muttered under his breath, just loud enough for me to hear. I of course didn't dignify him with a response. It would be far below me to respond to such crude ways of communication.

Seriously!

Okay fine so maybe I was still a bit in shock and maybe I didn't quite realise what was going on until he directed me into the living room of the aforementioned mansion and saw Cupid chatting and laughing over tea with Mikoto Uchiha.

I swear the minute Mikoto's eyes landed on me I heard the music of Psycho playing in my head. Even Itachi flinched at the maniacal gleam in her eyes.

Long story short Itachi and I are doing the assignment together. And no I did not flail when I heard the news. Nope .Absolutely not.

So we learnt then that Itachi can not only see through spells and all that he is also completely immune to them. That of course means that the spells I usually use for stealth cannot be used in this circumstance.

So here we are trying to be discreet in the-"

"What are you doing?" asked Itachi Uchiha to the tiny girl curled up with a book, a wide brimmed hat over her head and large sunglasses. As it turns out, trying to camouflage a pink haired girl with jade green eyes is a difficult task. Especially since the person they were trying to follow was Sasuke Uchiha paranoid extraordinaire.

"Really Sakura we might as well have left your hair open and left out the sunglasses. It's cloudy out and Sasuke will eventually notice that his aniki is following him in the company of a strange woman."He said snottily. Sakura stared at him indignantly.

"Yeah well a) I wouldn't have to camouflage myself if you weren't immune to spells b)I am not a strange woman and c)...c)...Damn I forgot I had it in mind just now but-"

"Duck!" Itachi said grabbing Sakura and dropping to the grass just as Sasuke turned his head around with a suspicious look on his face.

As Sakura lay winded under Itachi the latter was doing a weird twist with his head to check if Sasuke had seen them. When his brother finally left the area he sighed deeply and collapsed onto the grass next to Sakura's head.

"I remembered c), it's that to answer your aforementioned question, I'm writing the account of our journey so far. But I keep on getting interrupted by people and so I am only done with the whole scene at your house yesterday."

"Did you mention the part where they told us we have to work together and you started flailing and then burst into tears? And what about when you cried about you needed chocolate and your boss gave you a large chunk and apologised to my mother and I telling us that you were having your period and you turned red?"

Itachi soon regretted his words as Sakura's lower started to wobble and eyes filled with tears.

"It's not fair! I have to not only find a life partner for your brother but I'm also stuck with you !You , the person who doesn't seem to understand that this is not just some fun game you play , for me this is a shot at complete and utter freedom ! A chance to be able to go to Medical school without worrying about assignments and making actual friends not just checking out prospective candidates for people I honestly couldn't give a flying fuck about and maybe finally getting a love life or just a life in general! I am so sick and tired of you and Cupid and all the damn arrogance! Your brother can take his duck-ass shaped head and shove it up your ass because you Uchihas are driving me NUTS AND I NEED A HUG and everyone keeps on talking about how I'm having my period!" At the last word the dam of tears broke.

Sakura wasn't normally this loud or this emotional a person. In fact many would say that she'd rival the Uchihas in terms of attitude but come a certain time of the month and she turned into a blubbering mess.

Itachi on his part wasn't purposely aggravating the girl .It just seemed to come to him like a reflex. Looking at the sobbing mess in front of him though he felt really bad for her. She was right. To him it was just a game, a chance to mess with his brother whereas it meant a lot more to her. But the dice had been rolled. She was going to be stuck with the man now whether either of them liked it or not. Itachi dared not go against his mother.

He always knew his mother was strange and had connections of her own. He just never expected them to be of the divine sort. Since he couldn't give Sakura what she wanted and leave her to do her job the way she wanted to he did the next best thing.

Sakura looked up in surprise as arms surrounded her like a cocoon. Itachi Uchiha was hugging her. The man she had labelled an icicle was surprisingly warm.

"You're a good hugger."She said in surprise.

"Sorry to disappoint you." He still didn't let go of her even though she was clearly out of danger from crying now. He smiled down at the confused expression on her face. With her big eyes the candy-pink hair and the hat still on her head (how did that still manage to stay on?) she looked very much like a confused child.

"It's odd, you're so skinny I would expect your bones to stick into me and hurt."

"Well as you can see I'm not as skinny as you think."

Sakura showed her agreement by nodding absently.

"You did seem rather toned when you and your brother played basketball with the Akatsuki, Skins vs. Shirts."

A quirk of an eyebrow later Sakura blushed redder than Sasuke's beloved tomatoes. Speaking of the brother-

"Aniki?" A confused Sasuke's voice was heard by the two. When he continued to stare at the two they realised they were still entangled and Sasuke had realised that-

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