A/N: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG IM SOOOOOOOOOOOO SRRY IVE BEEN GONE for such a long time i blame skool i was so busy and i had such bad writers block like i couldnt think of any thing Michi and yumi have never been so quite buy yeah i wont hold you off any longer : ) enjoy
BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP
"Fuck!"
You looked at the clock 7am Yumi would be here any minute to start getting everything ready for tonight.
"Sasuke? You up sweet heart Yumi's goanna be here any minute to start decorating."
Its 7 in the morning that bitch is crazy."
"Now Sasuke you know I don't like that kind of language."
"Yeah, yeah, close the door on your way out Emi."
"fine."
She closed the door and left "finally I can get some sleep" you thought those Naruto dreams were keeping you up and for once you didn't have one last night.
"SASUKE! GET YOUR ASS UP AND DRESSED RIGHT NOW BEFOR I GET UP THERE AND DRESS IT FOR YOU!"
"shit shit son of a bitch she's here I thought she was kidding."
"Oh can I watch?"
That could only be Michi.
"Why me why me of all the people in the world I had to get the crazy friends" you sat up sighing.
"ILL BE DOWN IN 15 MINUTES!"
"OK" she yelled back. You grabbed your towel and headed straight to the shower (1)
(Yumi's POV)
"Emi. Sometimes I worry about him."
The old women looked at you "worry about whom Yumi dear?"
"Sasuke he still doesn't get the fact that he likes Naruto and it makes me mad every time I think about it." Sasuke was gay he liked Naruto how hard was it for him to understand this, like come on you were the hottest girl in the whole village(2) and he didn't check you out like ughhhh.
"Yumi it's not that simple it took me year to come out to everyone and to be ok with being gay, you act like it's an overnight thing and it's not. (3)"
"Ugh I know and this is why I hope my plan works."
(Sasuke's POV)
"What plan yum?"
You felt good, nice and clean that shower was just what you needed. You looked at Yumi. "Nothing Sasuke, can we get started" you just shook your head at her "yeah let's start."
9 hours later
Everything was set up, the living room was set up like a dance floor there was food on the tables and music playing from Yumi's iPod that was connected to the radio. "Perfect" you heard Michi say to Yumi, he was right the place looked nice
"See Sasuke now this place looks like people live here, unlike before."
"What was wrong with it before?" you asked her "um... i don't know it had a beware people died here and you will to, look to it" you raised a eyebrow at her "people DID die here Yumi." If it would have been anyone else who said that, it would not be ok but it was Yumi, for some odd reason you could never get mad at her.
RING RING RING
"OMG people are here!" you stood there as Michi ran to the door.
"Michi no wait let me get my fangirl detector on" (4) to late Michi opened the door before she could do anything."SASUKE!"
Before you knew it a river of fan girls came running in the door and straight at you "YUMI MAKE THEM GO AWAY!" you yelled at her.
"OK, HEY GIRLSSSSS LOOK WHAT I HAVE!"
She was holding one of your shirts that you used to work out in. Like as if on command the girls turned their attention to Yumi and away from you "you see the shirt, you want the shirt, go and get the shirt" she opened the door and tossed it out and closed the door "next time Michi you wait for me to tell you when to open the door" the look Michi gave her was that of a bad dog with its tail in between his legs "sorry Yumi" she just sighed and walked to the door.
"OK LADIES AND FAN-GIRLS ALIKE I HAVE A LIST AND IF YOUR ON IT YOU CAN COME IN IF NOT THEN BEGONE" as she read the list your eyes went wide"INO~PIG"
"PINK~BITCH I mean you Sakura BTW"
"Hitome. That's all for now please come again next time"
"Three name only three names is she crazyyy"
"HEY YUMI WAIT IM HERE!"
Naruto came running up the sea of girls "oh Naruto I didn't see you come on in" as Naruto walked in, something inside of me told me it was gonna be a long night.
"Naruto my love where have you been all my life!" you heard Michi run in to Naruto and hug him. The blond didn't think anything of it and returned the hug.
"Nice to see you to Michi, but we just saw each other yesterday."
"I know but I missed you none the less."
"if looks could kill Michi you would be six feet under" you sighed Michi was a big flirt, that wasn't news to you but it stilled bothered you.
"Ok every one let's get some music on and let's dance" by that time every one you knew was there.
"Naruto wanna dance with me?'
Yumi and you looked at Michi "um yeah ok." Michi took Naruto's hand and walked in to the middle of the room where everyone was dancing.
"Sasuke lets dance" said Yumi as she grab your hand and dragged you to the dance floor.
"Yumi I don't dance" she just sighed.
"Fine, Oh KIBA COME HERE DANCE WITH ME!" you watched her walk over to Kiba and drag him off. You decided to sit and watch everyone dancing; you looked at Naruto and Michi they moved together so naturally, so in sync. You watched as Michi called Yumi to dance with them, it was Naruto in between Yumi Michi; everyone had their eyes on the 3 of them they way they moved together.
"Hey Sasuke wanna dance?" you looked at Hitome she wasn't ugly she was ok, light brown hair, and dark brown eyes, but you just didn't like her you didn't like any of the girl in the village they were so sad and annoying.
"I don't dance"
"Aww come on Sasuke you know you want to."
"He said he doesn't dance Hitome back off." You didn't even realize the music had stopped and Yumi Michi and Naruto had made their way to where you were sitting.
"Did any one ask you Yumi?"
"No but he said no and your blocking my way." Hitome just stood there looking at Yumi.
"So are you going to move?"
"I'm thinking about it." Yumi rolled her eyes and pushed past her, then Hitome made a grab at her.
"You bitch!"
After that Yumi was on her so fast that Michi couldn't get out the way and every one stand near them ended up on the floor.
"Yumi no" Naruto made a grab at her before she could land a punch on Hitome.
"Yumi clam down."
"I am calm!"
Everyone was watching the girls to see what would happen. "Ok how about we play a game of truth or dare." Everyone seemed to agree so you guys all sat in a circle.
"Ok so this is how it goes i go first then the next person and so on and so forth."
"Yes Michi!"said every one.
"Ok so i go first"
"Naruto truth or dare?"
Michi had this evil glint in his eyes that scared you.
"Truth"
"Awww your no fun ok, so is it true that your Bi?"
That was just a rumour that Michi had started just for the hell of it you didn't know why he would bring it up.
"Umm to tell you guys the truth yeah i am" the silence that followed was not an comfortable one.
"OMG NARUTO I LOVE YOU" Michi had to be the only loud one.
"OK next" after that the game became more tamed, the truths were more like, is it true you like so and so? the dares were just a wimpy the only one who had balls to do anything was Yumi, and that was Kiba daring her to strip naked and run from here to the Hokage's and back which she did with no problem. Slowly people began making their way home by 1:00 every one was gone but Yumi and Michi who declared the they were staying the night.
"This was a fun party." said yumi when you guys were sitting on the couch.
"But the cleanup is so not looking good."
"We'll do it tomorrow" you said because it was too late to do it now.
"Ok im tired lets just go to bed"
"Ok" you got up and started to walk to your room
"OUR ROOMS ARE THIS WAY MICHI!"
You didn't notice Michi following you "YUMI WHY YOU HAD TO GO AND DO THAT, now my plan to molest Sasuke in his sleep is ruined" you just shook you head at them. "Good night Yumi Goodnight Michi"
"Night Sasuke"
(1): OMG sasuke in the shower naked like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol
(2): hey in my head yumi is hot like just plane sexy lolsz
(3): one of my friends whos gay told me this
A/N: ok so there u have it, it was such a proses to come out with this chapter but dont worry the next one will come out as soon as i can but u noe what i think my hard work needs reviews dont cha think i do so please give me some thanks bye : )